There was a time when Carmen Electra ruled the entertainment world, but time and a new generation of slutier celebs have displaced her from her former position. Yet, it was with great satisfaction that I welcomed today these photos of the blonde plastic-boobed model and actress. To tell you the truth, I think it’s been too long since we got to see a good video or photo series of Carmen Electra. Remember those photos where she promoted Coca Cola and we all kept drooling so much just looking at her that we had to actually get a bottle of coke? Smart marketing… those were good times!

So here she is, dressed as a stripper and showing her gigantic tits in the sexiest outfit we’ve seen her in many years. Would it be too early to say that the old Carmen Electra is back? Let’s wait and see!

Rachel Weisz became popular for her acting in the movie Enemy At The Gates, where she played the role of one of those chicks that everybody passes around during war times but nobody wants to marry afterwards (that’s the only good thing about wars!). After that, she’s been in a lot of other flicks, but for some reason neither of them comes to mind right now.

Here she is, featured by GQ magazine this month, in a black and white pictorial that enhances her classical looks. I swear, this chick should be in black and white. Rachel Weisz looks fucking edible in these monochromatic images!

Vida Guerra has an ass to die for, a pretty face and a nice set of titties. So I keep on wondering why she isn’t more popular? It’s not like you have to be ultra talented to be someone in Hollywood nowadays. You just need to have something special. And an ass the size of Vida Guerra’s is definitely special.

May be she needs to show a lot more than she has so far. As you can see in these pictures, Vida is already showing a lot, but don’t you think we should encourage her to drop the little bit of bikini bottoms she’s got on and put that round, hard, abundant, smooth ass on display, in lieu of increasing her popularity?

A friend of Paris Hilton told IUC this week that the blonde heiress is fond of using her vagina as a stashing place. The friend, code-named “Carolina” said:

That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom. She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.

To top it off, “Caroline” added:

Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

Apparently Khloe Kardashian has a nice vagina, at least that’s what her older sister Kim says during their weekly episode of Keeping With The Kardashians. During Khloe’s first pussy lasering adventure, Kim Kardashian, who was laying in the same room, commented on her vagina, praising its beauty:

Kim: “You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought.”

Khloe: “What? What did you think my vagina was going to look like?”

Kim: “I don’t know, I never looked at your vagina, I thought it was, like, a shaved rashy vagina.”

Khloe: “I have a nice ass, too.”

Some may think that’s too much information when it comes to Khloe Kardashian, but it makes me look at her in a new light.

Katy Perry may not want to show her tits, but she’s doing her darnest to. Here she was, singing at some club this past weekend while wearing one of her famous cleavage-showing tops, when one of her tits slipped a little bit. No nipple showed and all we got to see was part of Katy Perry’s areola, but with tits like hers, that’s one tremendous view. Remember, this is Katy Perry we’re talking about here, the owner of Earth’s best natural tits. So while we patiently wait for an inevitable Katy Perry nipple slip, here is her first ever areola slip. Not bad for an otherwise boring Wednesday.

Have you been waiting to see Jennifer Aniston topless? Then your dream (and mine) is about to come true, because the star of Marley and Me has agreed to show her tits in her upcoming movie Wanderlust.

According to Hollywood Life:

In the film, which begins shooting this fall, Jen and Paul Rudd play Linda and George, a happily married couple who can no longer afford to live in Manhattan when George loses his job. En route to live with his brother in Atlanta, the pair stop overnight at an inn – which really happens to be a commune – and decide to live their lives as freeloading hippies for awhile.

What does that entail? Prepare yourself: you’ve definitely never seen Jennifer Aniston like THIS before. For starters, the 41-year-old actress goes full frontal! Yup, that’s right – while protesting a new Wal-mart, Jen rips off her shirt and goes topless to stop a slew of bulldozers! Secondly, she takes the term ‘free love’ VERY literally. Not only does she sleep with every other guy on the commune, but she has a threesome with two WOMEN, one of whom happens to be pregnant!

Wow, that movie sounds like a real winner; I’d dare say Oscar material!

We all knew it wouldn’t take Lindsay Lohan long to show her nipples after being released from rehab, but wow, the rush to do so has really blown us all.

So here is our favorite celebrity turned jail meat turned celebrity again, walking around in Los Angeles wearing a see thru top paired by her customary lack of a bra. If you notice, this is the most transparent top Lindsay Lohan has worn in a long time, so you gotta wonder if she’s in dire need of a good fuck and is showing her assets trying to hook any guy or girl into fucking her.

Karissa Shannon is enjoying a new wave of fame after rumors of a sex tape involving her and Heidi Montag are becoming increasingly insistent.

As a smart girl she is, Karissa is taking advantage of her newly acquired celebrity status and seems to be everywhere nowadays. Here she is, at Millions of Milkshakes, Aubrey O’Day’s sweet business venture, stuffing her mouth with a banana, sprinkling chocolate over whipped cream and showing how round her ass is.

In the meantime, nobody has seen the sex tape, and people are starting to wonder if it really exists. I bet it does! Do you have any idea how many people in addition to Hugh Hefner, the Shannon Twins had to fuck to get to where they are? So why wouldn’t they lick Heidi Montag’s pussy as well? It’s all part of the job, ain’t it?

Paris Hilton was arrested on the night of Friday the 26^th while cruising along Las Vegas strip, for possession of cocaine. Apparently officers stopped the vehicle Hilton was in, for eliciting suspicious marijuana smoke, and upon closer inspection, found cocaine on Paris herself.

It seems that Paris Hilton is back to her previous hard partying from about three years ago, when she ended up spending 23 days in jail for continuous substance abuse and driving under the influence. Back then, after being released from jail, she told Larry King that she wanted “help raise money for kids and for breast cancer and multiple sclerosis.” But those days are over, and Hilton is on a partying streak again: she was arrested in South Africa for marijuana consumption, then questioned in a Corsica airport for a similar reason and now this.