Paris Hilton, who is vacationing in St. Tropez (no, she did not attend Pamela Anderson’s wedding) was caught by a paparazzo squeezing Stavros Niarchos in a local night club.

Apparently her "no sex for a year" resolution didn’t make it past a week. I understand, it’s hard to be without sex when there are so many hot guys around that you can flash your money at, and mostly, when your panties are on fire, and no amount of Monistat can cool it off.

The BBC of London reports that George Michael has said he is to take legal action against a man who claimed he had a gay encounter with the singer. Allegations of "cruising" on London’s Hampstead Heath were printed in the News of the World, but Michael said he would not sue the paper but does plan to sue the photographers for harassment, and because he should not have to worry about who is watching him at 2:30 in the morning. On the other hand, he did admit to have seeked "anonymous and no-strings sex" at what he described as "the best cruising ground in London".

Regarding his nocturnal activities in north London, he said: "I don’t know anybody who actually goes to Hampstead Heath at two o’clock in the morning for anything other than the reason of playing about with another member of the human race. If they are there, then they are a little bit strange or they just don’t know the local area." He went on: "A very large part of the male population, gay or straight, totally understands the idea of anonymous and no-strings sex.

Michael and Goss recently marked their 10th anniversary as a couple. "The fact that I choose to do that on a warm night in the best cruising ground in London - which happens to be about half a mile from my home - I don’t think would be that shocking to that many gay people," he said. "Until such time as the straight world is not attacking people for cruising, I’d say the gay world could actually keep that to themselves, just for a little bit longer."

Alright, I like George Michael, and I respect him for being so open about his sexuality, but shouldn’t he stay home with his boyfriend, instead of going around looking for someone else to have sex with? If I were his boyfriend, I’d be pissed!

Pamela Anderson is now married to Kid Rock, the first of four weddings that the couple has planned to make their union more "legal". This ceremony took place on a yatch off the coast of St. Tropez, France, on July 29th, and as you can see, Pamela conducted herself in her usual tasty manner.

Dressed in a skimpy bikini, and rubbing her crotch on her guests, the former Bay Watch star proved that you can take the trash out of the trailer, but not the other way around.

After the already famous incident in which Mel Gibson b*tched out a couple of police officers (including calling a female cop "sugar tits"), after being arrested for DUI last Friday, he has issued a letter of apology on Saturday. The letter reads:

"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health."

Want my sincere opinion? He doesn’t give a flying sausage about what he said to the cops. He is not sorry, and he will do whatever he can to very discreetly mess up the arresting cop’s life. Want to know how I know this? Because it is exactly what I would do if I were pissed off about being arrested and having it all over the news; and after all, pretty-eyes-Mel is human too.

Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s mom, has aired out her feelings for the CEO of Morgan Creek Pictures in an open interview where she blasts the executive.

"The wording was ridiculous. May be he has personal issues with whomever and it came out with my child. I don’t know him. I can’t judge him. I don’t think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl" she said.

If the young girl she was referring to is Lindsay, let me enlighten the good lady: that "young girl" has had sex with 3/4 of Hollywood and has been doped out of her skull for most of her teen years, so please lady, get a grip on reality and accept that your daughter is a slut and a flake, and that she deserves every word from the Morgan Creek CEO’s letter, and then some!

Vin Diesel seems to be getting closer to Maria Menounos, a TV reporter whom he first met when she interviewed him for Hollywood Access. They have been seen going out together to intimate places and now even to a Broadway musical.
The Star newspaper reports today what one of their sources told them about one of the first Diesel-Menounos meetings in California: "There were 100 reporters around, but when he saw Maria, they just fell into each other’s arms. They were holding hands and whispering to each other. It’s obvious something was going on. He then promised he’d see her a day later and I don’t remember any other public appearances scheduled for Vin."

I gotta tell you that despite rumours of Vin Diesel being gay, I think he’s one of the hottest things that walk our planet nowadays, and I’m glad that he has found someone, other than retarded Paris Hilton to hang out with. If it’s love or just friendship, it’s still to be seen. I hope it’s love, even if that cancels my chances with him.

We haven’t had a good nipple slip in a week or so, and it’s time that we get our regular dose of celebrities’ nipples, don’t you think?

Today’s turn falls on Kate Moss, whose nipple was exposed while playing at the beach with family and friends. Geez, now that I think about it: showing her boobs while little kids are around… will she be labeled as a sex predator?

Mel Gibson was arrested on Friday on suspicion of DIU in Malibu, California, while speeding on Pacific HWY at 2:36AM. Gibson was booked at 4AM at the local police station, where he remained until 9:45AM when he was released on a $5,000 bond.

The story goes that the arresting officer gave him a breathalizer that read his alcohol level at 0.12 when the California legal limit is 0.08. I don’t think that you should be arrested for such a small amount of alcohol in your blood, but I don’t make the laws, and with so many drunks behind the steering wheels of their cars killing innocent people, I understand why the limit is set so low.

Anyway, going back to Mel: while being arrested, he is reported to keep saying: "My life is f*cked", and adorning his speech with frases such as "F*cking Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." and "You mother f*cker, I’m going to f*ck you!"

But don’t take my word for it, it’s all on tape, since the entire arrest was videotaped by the camera mounted on the police vehicle. And let me tell you, if I had been that cop, I would have booked him for a lot more than just DIU, just to teach him a little lesson.

Victoria Silvstedt was horny as a goat and hot as hell the other day. Feeling misserable on both counts, it stands to reason to take care of both businesses at the same time: cooling off her private parts with a good orgasm and her body in general by doing it in her balcony, all while enjoying the cool afternoon breeze.

Sincerely, I think that more actresses should get down and dirty and start showing us their "O" faces from their terraces and balconies. It sure would make for a lot of interesting celebrity blogging!

Not long ago, Elle magazine ran a story about Hilary Duff, where supposedly she claimed being a virgin. I wasn’t sure what to believe at the time, but I definitely know what to believe now, after in an interview with MuchNews yesterday, the young actress said:

"The thing is that I didn’t say that. I wouldn’t say that. I don’t know how [the writer] got that out of what I said. Definitely not something that I would talk about or that I would want people to focus on. Or that I even think it’s appropriate to talk about. Whose business is that?"

One thing is for sure: Joel Madden is getting a first class piece of you-know-what. Good for him!

A "good friend" of Jennifer Aniston has told the press that the 37 year old actress won’t marry Vince Vaughn until Brad Pitt marries Angelina Jolie.

"Jen can’t bring herself to remarry as long as Brad still remains technically single. If Brad had married Angie, I think Jen would have set her own wedding date by now."

Anyway, after Brad’s grandmother’s statement this week that Brad won’t marry Angelina until he gets over his failed marriage with Jen, she (Jennifer) may have gotten her hopes up. Although she should read said statement better: Brad said getting over his marriage with Jen, not getting over Jen.

She should also get rid of that friend. With friends like that, who needs enemies!

Morgan Creek, the reputable movie company has sent a letter to Lindsay Lohan threatening to sue her if she doesn’t get the act together, after the actress bailed out on them and left them hanging with the excuse of being overheated and exhausted.

I don’t have to tell you what part of her body the heat was coming from and I doubt you will be believe that her exhaustion came from other than partying all night long. The case is that she is costing Morgan Creek hundreds of thousands of dollars with her absence from the set, and they are seriously pissed off, to the point of calling her discourteous, irresponsible, unprofessional and a "spoiled child" in their letter.

Lindsay is a run of the mill actress who should be thanking them for hiring her, instead of playing around and jeopardizing the little bit of a career that she has left. She is lucky enough that people know who she is. Mark my words, in 10 years you will say "Lindsay Lohan" and the answer will be "who?"

Click here to see the letter in question. (Opens in a new window)

Quick, somebody please feed her a hamburguer! I am all for being thin, but when someone from one of the civilized countries looks like she just came out of the great planes of Africa from cohabitting with the Masai for a year, then there is obviously a problem.

If Kate Bosworth does not get fed urgently, all we’re going to find is a few bones and a bag of skin. So somebody, please, grab a burguer and shake and give it to this poor girl!

Holly shmokes! Barbara Streisand is looking like… like… I’m out of words to describe her, unless I use a very colorful adjective. This being almost an all-ages blog, I’d rather stay away from that kind of language (although it would be perfect to qualify the star of Yentl).

She was never pretty but she did have her moments. Now, it seems to me like she has completely given up. What a difference with the way she used to look when she actually put some effort into looking attractive.

Check out these few photos of “the Streisand” from before so you can get an idea of the drastic difference.

We just came across these photos of Paris during the filming of her latest musical video. Her nipples didn’t slip out a single time, so I guess it was a successful shoot.

Paris Hilton, whose only talent is to be half (or totally) naked, is using her body as much as she can to get the attention that she so badly craves. To make justice to it (her body), I gotta say that it does look better in these photos than it ever has. I guess she’s been working out and has gained some weight. The Hilton heiress finally has something going for her other than her daddy’s money!

We’ve finally caught Christina Aguilera being herself again, instead of looking like a walking portrait of Gwen Stefani. I really love Christina’s authentic look, and for the life of me I can’t figure out why she insists in looking like someone who, anyway, is less beautiful and famous than her.

I don’t know, maybe she simply loves the retro look and feels she was born in the wrong time. Although back in the fifties women walked behind their husbands, not ahead of them, like Christina is used to doing with her butt ugly spouse.

There has been recent speculation about Halle Berry being pregnant, sparked up by these photographs of the X-Men movies’ actress where she wears quite dumpy clothes and her tummy looks slightly bumpy.

I, like Halle, am in California, and after this heat wave has killed 81 people in our state, the last thing I want is either get dressed up or work out. So I couldn’t blame her if she looks rather unmade or if some areas of her body are less than perfect lately.

Although, to go with the flow, that tiny bump under her dress could be due to something other than too many frappuccinos. If it’s indeed a kid, I hope "it" has weather controlling powers like mommy… may be he/she will help with this infernal heat!

Oh, for Christ’s sake, what is the big fuss about Britney having fired her pool boy for not doing his job and talking to her husband instead? Does that make her a bad person? If I hire somebody to do something for me, and instead, they just "float" around and chat with my family, they are history.

Unless the intrinsic motives of the ex-pop princess are fear of competition. After the coming-out-of-the-closet of one of the N’Sync boys, may be she’s not too sure about anybody’s sexual orientation anymore.

Lindsay Lohan, who was hospitalized just a couple of days ago after almost having a heat stroke, due to being overheated and dehydrated, is now fighting the summer temperatures the only way she knows: by wearing barely any clothes.

Not happy with this, and in an effort to cool off her bottom half even more, she bends over and lets the cool California breeze "refresh" her.

US magazine reports today:

"Despite reports that Tori Spelling would inherit millions from her father’s $500 million estate, Us has learned exclusively that the actress, 33, will get just 0.16 % of the Spelling fortune. Tori’s share – a cash inheritance payment of $200,000, combined with approximately $600,000 in private investments her dad set up for her – is a brush-off Aaron Spelling would never have intended for his only daughter, says a family source.

“I believe Candy had a lot to do with what was left for Tori,” the source says of Tori’s mother, who is sole managing executor of the estate. (Candy’s rep had no comment.)"

That’s why I’ve always said that in cases like hers, you need to listen to your mom and do what she says. Not only because mommy knows best, but because mommy is loaded! Let’s see how her life is now that she’ll have to get a job and learn to use grocery coupons.