Is Denise
Richards is getting a new job as a gas station pump attendant? With the prices of gas lately, it wouldn’t surprise me if gas station owners had to start hiring celebrities to bring people back to the pumps.

Unfortunately this is not the case (oh, I wish! it would give me so much cool gossip to talk about), and Denise is simply posing for a photoshoot, as usual, in quite a skimpy outfit, although not as skimpy as what she wore for Playboy just a few months ago (what, did you miss that PB edition?)

27 year old Lance Bass, one of the famous N’Sync band members who melted teen girls’ hearts for years, has revealed to People magazine that he is gay. I don’t know about you guys, but I didn’t need to read the People interview to figure it out… him batting for the other team is kind of obvious.

In said interview, Bass explains his reasons for not coming out of the closet before: "I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys’ careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything. I didn’t know: Could that be the end of ’N Sync? So I had that weight on me of like, ‘Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it’s bad.’ So I just never did."

My question is: why now? It’s not like people are wondering about his sexual orientation. I mean, he’s been out of the popularity charts for quite a few years, so nobody really cares any more… Oh, well! If it makes him feel better, good for him! I only hope he doesn’t ruin what’s left of his career, like Ellen did back in the day with her "I’m lesbian" statement.

Paris
Hilton has announced her intentions (which we can consider a reality, since whatever this dumb millionaire wants, this dumb millionaire gets) of recording Rod Stewart’s hit "D’ya think I’m sexy". May be she should’ve gone with something quite different… like "I’m a blonde", the one that reads:

"Because I’m a blonde I don’t have to think, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks,
Don’t have to worry if I’m getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan.
I see people working and it just makes me giggle, cause I don’t have to work, I just have to giggle"

That would’ve been more appropriate, don’t you think? In any case, who wants to listen to Paris sing? I doubt she will sell a single album, unless she includes clips from one of her porn movies inside, and even then, pretty much everyone has seen them, so, what would the novelty be?

What’s the big deal about Jamie Foxx going out with Carmen Electra? The poor girl needs to have fun now that she dumped her hubby Dave Navarro. What if he was standing very close to her, and whispering in her ear? That’s totally innocent! When I go to a nightclub and a guy stands next to me, putting his arm around me and talking to me, I’m sure that he just wants to be friends, and the fact that I’m wearing next to nothing has nothing to do with it.

But there’s always dirty minded people, like the Page Six person who wrote: "Jamie’s arm was around Carmen more than once and whispers were exchanged several times," tattles our spy. "No one saw them kissing, but they left together out the back. It seemed like they were out on a date."

"I don’t have a problem with groupies. When you are onset or have been promoting all day, the last thing you want is a load of ladies knocking on your door."

Those are the words of Orlando Bloom, as told a reporter a few days ago. According to the Pirates of the Caribbean star, he is always too tired, so Kate Bosworth has nothing to be worried about. You guys may think that’s total B.S., but I know the feeling: when I’ve been working all day long, and I get home at night, the last thing I want is to have a bunch of my groupies jump on me… oh, wait! I don’t have any groupies… but if I did, I would hate to have them bother me when all I want is a hot shower and foot massage, unless they are experience masseuses, you know…

Following the recent fashion of attacking the paparazzi, David Arquette has flipped out and consecuently b*tched out a group of photographers who stood guard outside his beach residence, in hopes of catching a glance and a few photos of his daughter Coco Riley Arquette.

I wish I could say something bitter about Arquette, but in this case, I will stand by his side: it’s understandable in his career that he has to put up with the press and the lack of privacy, but he simply does not want a bunch of guys with cameras taking pictures of his little girl. Can you blame him? With as many nut jobs out there, who wants that?

Lionel Richie, the famous 80’s singer, spoke to Access Hollywwod about his daughter’s weight loss: "I’ll be honest with you, it hurts me more than it hurts her," Richie said in an interview "I must tell you, I’m the basket case."

Lionel’s daughter, Nicole Richie, whose only fame comes from her father’s name and having co-starred with her friend Paris Hilton in the 2003 reality show The Simple Life, has lost so much weight during the last few years that she is now a size zero. After her ordeal with drugs a while back, some of us are wondering if she’s back on the juice.

To be sincere, it wouldn’t surprise me… she may be rich and pretty, but she’s dumb as a rock, and I wouldn’t put it past her to be getting high right now as I write this.

As most of us know, Jessica Simpson is the cover girl on the new issue of OK! magazine, a gig that she got $1,000,000 for. Lucky for her, the OK! crew wasn’t around while she was in Cabo last week celebrating her 26th birthday, when these photos were taken…

By the way, what’s up with her statement on OK! about curves: “There’s something empowering about curves. You can’t strut when you’re skinny." What curves is she talking about? Not the ones on her butt, which are completely inexistent, I hope!

Remember the psycho lady that confronted Colin Farrell last week? Well, according to a California judge, no matter how obsessed she is with the actor, she will now have to stay 150 yards away from him, just to make sure that she can’t beat him up or shoot him. Without putting her in jail, that is the best that the court system can do to ensure Farrell’s safety… Let’s hope she doesn’t have any long range missiles on hand.

On the other hand, the lady, who responds to the name of Dessarae Bradford, has accused Farrell of sexual harassment, claiming he called and text messaged her repeatedly between September 2004 and March 2005, and has filed a lawsuit against him. Let me tell you, if she wins, poor Colin will be labeled a sexual offender, and will have to register with the police and be fingerprinted in every county of the US where he spends more than 48 hours. Something tells me that it will hurt his career!

People Online reports today: "Forty minutes into her reign as Miss Universe, Miss Puerto Rico Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza collapsed during a post-pageant news conference and was rushed offstage on Sunday night.
Pageant officials immediately said the lithe 5-foot-9 18-year-old was all right and had fainted.
The Puerto Rican beauty queen was named Miss Universe 2006 over runner-up Miss Japan, Kurara Chibana, 24. Second runner-up was Miss Switzerland Lauriane Gillieron, 21. Rounding out the top five were Miss Paraguay Lourdes Arevalos, 22, and Miss United States, 20-year-old Tara Conner. The youngest of the five finalists, Mendoza appeared radiant as she waved to photographers several minutes before collapsing. Most of the press had left by the time she fainted. Having lingered on stage, Mendoza was leaning on some assistants when her face fell to her chest, her new tiara atop her head. Tottering on high, spiky heels, she appeared to lean in this fashion for about 10 seconds and, at 8:38 p.m., collapsed in the arms of pageant assistants. She was rushed offstage while the organizer of a post-pageant press conference called for aid."

Some members of the press have been wondering what happened to Zuleyka (where did they get that name from, anyway?)… I’m no expert but I can enlighten them: too much surgery, too much starvation, too many hours of having her smile frozen on her face. Try walking around smiling for 10 minutes straight and see what happens to your face!

It seems like president George Bush doesn’t have much else to do, and to occupy his time he will meet this Friday with the finalists of American Idol season 5. Of course, since the war in Iraq was won already and there are no finacial problems in the States (everybody can afford gasoline at $3 a gallon), our beloved president will now spend a lovely afternoon entertaining some singer wanna be’s.

There are some pictures that speak for themselves, like these ones of Alyssa Milano’s escaping nipples. So I will make this post short and sweet. And I bet sweet was the taste she left in the mouths of our troops!

Documents filed in Manhattan Supreme Court show Naomi Campbell is being sued by former assistant, Amanda Brecker. Brecker alleges she was emotionally and physically abused during her time with the supermodel. She is seeking unspecified damages for "assault, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress, reckless infliction of emotional distress and false imprisonment," the suit says.

This is the third suit filed by a former employee of Campbell’s. And something tells me it won’t be the last one. Knowing her temper and how she recently trashed her boyfriend’s yatch, I expect to see a lot more law suits in the near future.

Gillian Anderson, who shot to international fame as Agent Dana Scully alongside David Duchovny’s Fox Mulder in the hit Nineties TV series X-Files, has had a colourful love life, with two very short marriages (in the 16 month range), and she has recently added even more color to it by announcing that she is 3 months pregnant, right after her separation from documentary-maker Julian Ozanne, her second husband.

Is he the father? you may ask… Apparently not! Anderson is reported to be dating 34 year old wheelclamping firm director Mark Griffiths, a British millionaire who dated one of the Spice Girls before. But with her relationships overlapping, she will need to run a paternity test on the baby.

Scarlett Johansson has been casted to perform the role of "Lucy Ewing" in the upcoming big screen version of the 80’s television series, "Dallas". Thank goodness the casting agency was enlightened and decided not to cast Lindsay Lohan, who is only good for kids’ movies or Paris Hilton who is good for… well, you know what kind of movies!

Actually, a source from the movie told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: "Scarlett can act the pants off Paris." Duh!

Johnny Depp is moving homes again - this time to a private desert island where he’ll raise his family. The "Pirates of the Caribbean" star is relocating from France to an island in the Bahamas, purchased in 2004.

Depp wants his French partner Vanessa Paradis and children Lily-Rose Melody, 7 and Jack, 4, to be able to enjoy a peaceful way of life and he feels the remote home will be the ideal spot. In a recent interview, Depp said, "It’s so beautiful there, so peaceful, free and relaxed. We want to spend a lot more time there in the future because it’s a completely different way of life."

Doesn’t he need a blog writer around? I’ll write for free, as long as he lets me tag along!

According to sources close to Madonna, she is now planning to adopt a child. The couple formed by the pop superstar and director Guy Ritchie is interested in expanding their family in order to seal their love for one-another following a rocky year in their marriage. They currently have a five year old son in common, Rocco, and her nine year old daughter, Lourdes, from her former partner Carlos
Leon.

John Ritchie, Madonna’s father in law, told In Touch Weekly magazine: "Nothing would make me happier than if
they adopt. How lovely to have another one. I’m sure Rocco and Lourdes would love it as they are so close and another
sibling would be super. It is the children that keep them together."

Other sources that requested to remain annonymous, told the magazine that they have already begun the lenghty adoption process.

With all the money she has, she’d be better off buying and importing a baby from another country, instead of waiting the years that it takes to adopt a child in the US. But no matter where that baby comes from, he or she won’t have a normal life, but will definitely be loaded. After all, there are millions of children with weird parents who are also poor, so this one at least would have somethinig on his/her favor.

We are trying to figure out what is going on with Mischa Barton lately that she’s continuously giving glances of her charms to the paparazzi. I’m no expert, but I think that lack of food causes people to stop thinking (providing they ever did in the first place). It also causes dresses to hang on your body instead of actually dressing it, since there is no meat to cling to.

Whatever the cause, the fact is that miss Barton has given a look of her panties to everyone who was watching outside the London club. And this blog is passing on the goodies to you. Enjoy!

You would think that Paula Abdul has enough money to get that horrible chest bone fixed. Or at least to be able to afford a dress that doesn’t show such deformity.

I’m not sure how much American Idol is paying her, but to be sitting there being loathed by half the US population (of the ones that watch AI, I mean), she must be receiving a pretty juicy paycheck. So why on Earth did she show up at the Ivy awards in that dress?

We have recently come across the fact that Angelina Jolie, who praises herself for being an all natural girl (yes, her boobs are silicone free), may have had a nose job in the past.

The improvement surgery took place a while back, since in all her recent movies she sports her "new" more stylish nose. But comparing new photographs of the actress to some taken during her early career, it is obvious that there have been some changes, and not exactly caused by the hand of time (I wish my nose would get like that just because of the years passing!) Just take a look at the photo above and draw your own conclusions..