Christina Aguilera is now showing her body in the tightest see thru dresses all over London in an effort to promote her new album "Back to Basics". They say that if you have it, you should flaunt it, and in my opinion, Christina has what it takes to turn the heads of every British guy, and as we know, of every good ol’ American man too… so why not show her charms a little?

Show them what you’ve got, girl!

Ashlee Simpson is cute and she knows it, and she has decided to let the world know by wearing this t-shirt that states so.

If it were her sister Jessica wearing the shirt, I would have some sour comment about it, but being Ash, I have to agree that she is right: she’s such a cutie!

According to People magazine, Colin Farrell has gotten his first official stalker who accused him of… guess what: stalking her!

31 year old Dessarae Bradford, of Los Angeles, had a confrontation with Farrell on stage during the taping of the Tonight Show yesterday, during which she yelled at him "I’ll see you in court", to what he replied "You’re insane".

One of the audience members told People: "She said something to Colin Farrell that no one heard, then he took her by the elbow, led her off stage, asked the cameramen to turn off their cameras and asked for security."

Now, stay with me here for a moment: this lady, who is fairly attractive (see her MySpace profile here), claims to have been stalked by Farrell for two years (she is suing him for 10 million dollars in a California court) and to have had sex with Alec Baldwin, and has even written a book about it. It seems to me that she is the stalker here, but there may be some truth to her fantasies. May be Farrell did have some kind of relationship with her, without knowing that she would turn into a nut job… We’ll find out soon enough, when her case goes to trial.

Ex blonde and ex teen idol Britney Spears has received a formal apology from the National Inquirer regarding their previous article about her marriage being over.

The controversial newspaper says: "Contrary to what our articles might have suggested, we now accept that their marriage is not over and they are not getting divorced. These allegations are untrue and we now accept Britney’s position that the statements are without foundation. We apologize for any distress caused."

So it’s official that her marriage is not over… my question is: when did it actually get started?

Pamela Anderson is planning on marrying Kid Rock on a yacht near St Tropez on July 29, and she appears to be celebrating already, as she drinks champagne with her son, while awaiting for the happy day to arrive.

I’m happy for her, but I wonder if she has given any though to the fact that married ladies should not dress that way, I mean, her boobs are about to escape from that bikini top… shouldn’t a mom and bride-to-be be a little more covered?

I have heard many things about Paris Hilton, but none of them has anything to do with her being a hacker or a computer wizard, or even hinting at her knowing how to use a computer at all. (Sincerely I believe that she couldn’t even type her name using a keyboard). But now Lindsay Lohan has accused her of hacking into her blackberry and having a field day with it.

The redhead actress’ rep has declared this week that someone sent Lohan’s friends "disgusting and very mean messages that everyone thought were coming from Lindsay. They weren’t. We now have her lawyers looking into it. Some people think Paris may have been involved because the wording of the messages sounds very familiar."

On the other hand, Paris’ rep said: "I’m saddened this happened to Lindsay. I lived through this with Paris two years ago when her Sidekick was hacked into, and the loss of privacy is unbearable. But as for any suggestion that Paris would have anything to do with this, that is silly, untrue and unfortunate."

Ladies, you two are in separate leagues: one of you is into kids movies, the other one into the kind of movies that teach people how to make kids, so why fight, if your acting careers are so different?

The first thing that popped into my head when I saw this interview of Ashley Olsen for Nylon magazine was: "what happened to the other twin?"

I’m sure that something similar will happen to anyone who comes across this photo collage of the adorable young actress. It’s hard to be famous not because of who you are but because of who you are. Get it? You as in just you versus you as in the two of you. Ha!

Good for Ashley to claim her independence, at least temporarily, and go out into the world by herself, acting like a regular 20 year old girl, and not like a little teenager anymore. But I still keep wondering where the other twin is!

Do I have to comment on these pictures of Christina Aguilera, or do they speak for themselves? I think that her nipples showing thru her tight and almost transparent tank top are more than elocuent enough.

It seems that in light of her new single "Ain’t No Other Man" the sexy singer is trying to boost her popularity via the old method of showing some skin… she’s just not brave enough to show the skin of her boobs completely bare. At least for now…

After seeing these hot pictures of Mathew McConaughey surfing, I finally know what I want for Christmas! Can you guess?

Let me give you a little hint: It’s got to do with that second photo of this hottie laying on his surf board with his butt popping out of the water. Since this is an all-ages blog, I won’t be any more specific, but you can use your imagination

Marissa Miller was caught by the camera of a paparazzo while enjoying the warm waters of one of the beaches in Miami and showing her perfect body in a pretty small bikini.

What the camera didn’t catch was every man at the beach breaking their necks to look at her and their wives pinching them to get to stop staring. With a shapely figure like hers, can you blame them?

Justin Timberlake has told GQ magazine that he was simply infatuated with Britney Spears:

"I was in love with her from the start, I was infatuated with her from the moment I saw her", the former *N Sync vocalist said.

Poor Britney! And to think that a lot of girls would have killed to be her! I doubt anyone still does… who would want to look like a fat cow, have 1.5 kids of a guy who’s only using you to push his career forward, and have your first love say publicly that he was just infatuated with you?

Pamela Anderson and Chris Rock are finally engaged, after dating for a mere five years. Finally! She is not getting any younger, so I don’t know why the wait… To enlighten people like me, who couldn’t understand the reason for such a long pre-marital relationship, Pamela writes in her website:

"I’m finally getting remarried … it’s been a whirlwind … spontaneous but well thought through. I’ve raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle…"

What kind of miracle? That her boobs get more natural and her brain a little bigger? Sorry, honey, it just ain’t gonna happen!

Have a Barbara Streisand fetish? May be this is your lucky chance, as a dark and very rare porn movie of the Jewish actress and singer has been unearthed and is now for sale on eBay.

Apparently the flick is an original in 8mm, and Miss Streisand’s face is clearly recognizable in several scenes. It features her having "romantic" sex with a male partner on a sofa.

If you have $250,000 stashed away for a rare porno find, you may want to consider investing in it. Otherwise, you can download it from one of the file sharing networks out there; most of them have it in digital format.

Remember the guy who accussed Eminem just a few days ago of beating him up? Well, he has suddenly dropped the charges, without any explanation. He may have realized that he would’ve had to explain to his wife what he was doing in a stripclub when he should’ve been at work.

Eminem, whose real name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III, has been a good boy since the year 2000, when he served a two year probation sentence due to two concealed weapon charges, one of which involved pistol whipping a man who kissed Em’s wife in a bar.

I would expect my husband to pistol whip any guy who kisses me against my will, so I think Eminem should have gotten a medal, not a sentence. But then again, may be that’s why I’m a blogger and not a judge.

After a long history of crazy sex with so many men that we have already lost count of them, Nelly Furtado is now planning on changing sides of the bench. In a recent interview with British gay magazine GUS, the attractive singer confessed her bisexuality, and to the question of "would you like to have sex with another woman?", she answered:

“Absolutely! Women are beautiful and sexy!… I’m reading a book which claims that people are inherently bisexual to balance their energies. In a way that makes so much sense. As humans, we have both male and female energies. I believe what Kurt Cobain said that in the end, everyone is gay. Everybody should have the freedom to experiment. Sexual experimentation is part of human history.”

I’m not really into girls, but I can introduce her to some of my girlfriends who could use some popularity points. Does anyone have her phone number by any chance?

Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton’s baby sister will license her name to a South Beach hotel, establishing a new benchmark for hoteliers trying to leverage star power into higher room rates and profits.

The deal to rename the adjoining Breakwater and Edison hotels the “Nicky O, a Nicky Hilton Hotel” will thrust Nicky, an otherwise obscure but very rich fashion designer, whose name would be unknown to us if it weren’t for her sister’s risque home made movies, into an industry pioneered by her great-grandfather, Conrad Hilton.

Holy canoli! What happened to Tara Reid?

She used to be such a cute girl back when she starred in the Van Wilder movie… but then her popularity started to dwindle, and in an effort to get back in the public’s eye, she got her tits done. Obviously it wasn’t enough to have them, then she had to show them, and those infamous tit slip pictures were born. Remember them?

Now that her totally fake boobs have settled, and after who knows how many liposuctions, you’d expect Tara to be looking better, but something has gone wrong, because she’s actually looking quite butch and terribly flabby.

Can’t she afford a good surgeon or at least a personal trainer?

Since we are in boobs mode today and talking about nipples, here are some less exposed but better looking ones: Marisa Tomei’s.

Technically speaking, Marisa is not showing hers, but almost (almost only counts on horseshoes, hand granades and nipple shows).

My male readers, please unglue your eyes from that red top, and let me direct your attention to Alan Cumming’s hand gesture. What the heck?! Is the pointing at her crotch?

For those who are into almost famous and totally anorexic girls, these photos of Mischa Barton may get some juices flowing.

The skinny blonde was seeing at the Serpentine Gallery’s Summer Party with her nipples trying to escape from her designer dress. It could be that the dress belongs to someone heavier and Mischa borrowed it for the party, therefore the nipple slip off, or may be she’s trying to become the next Tara Reid.

Who knows with these upcoming gals anymore?

What a terrible way to catch a dissease! How could Paris Hilton kiss that garbage eating ferret? Who knows what illnesses the poor animal may catch?

Sorry, Paris, but you need to reconsider your recently announced no-men resolution… This is what happens when you give up sex for a year… you end up making out with a ferret!