Charlotte Church, the Welsh singer, is starting her own talk show and she asked Paris Hilton to appear. But the Hilton hairess is not exactly a cheap chick… she wanted $650,000 for it!

"We asked Paris to be on the program because I could take the mick out of her [ridicule her] and not feel at all bad about it - she’s such a complete airhead," Church told a Brit radio show. "But she demanded a ridiculous amount of money - like the price of a big house just to say a few stupid things. She’s hardly going to announce anything world-changing, is she? It’s absolutely pathetic, isn’t it?"

If she wants more than 1/2 a million dollars for talking, how much would she want for… you-know-what?

Carolyn Kepcher, Donald Trump’s "The Apprentice" co-star had heard the phrase "you’re fired" too many times dangerously close to home. And it was finally her turn. Sources from the tv show say that Trump has fired her for thinking she is a superstar and not doing what she was supposed to do.

"She became a prima donna," said an insider. "Being on ‘The Apprentice’ went to her head. She was no longer focused on business. She was giving speeches for $25,000 and doing endorsements. George has been around a long time. He’s seen everything. He didn’t get excited even when women on the street started screaming when they saw him on his way to work. But Carolyn took it very seriously. She thought she was a freaking movie star. Trump told her what she had to do was take some time off and spend it with her family, and then get another job."

Lindsay Lohan may be getting engaged. There are rumors that her boyfriend, Harry Morton, whom she has been dating for about two months, has gone to Cartier to alegedly buy an engagement ring.

Unfortunately these pictures don’t show exactly what he is looking at. For all we know he is getting his grandma’s earings fixed, but there is a chance that we are right, and very soon he will be popping up the big question.

Jessica Simpson is definitely in love according to a source close to her who has told People magazine: "She’s head over heels, she’s telling friends, ‘I’m in love.’ "

After her failed marriage to Nick Lachey, it is good for her family to see Jessica happy again, and even her dad seems to be a fan of the new boyfriend: "I love John Mayer," he told People last Tuesday. "I love his music. I love his talent. The last time he was at the House of Blues in L.A., I went by myself to see him play."

Hmmm… how long before they’re married?

Christina Aguilera is back to her Dirrty girl roots, after having fooled us for so long dressing like that other Gwen chick. (I think it was just to get us to buy her new album, and now that we have spent our money, she can be herself again).

The photo was taken at a fancy costume party in Hollywood that the singer attended with her ugly husband Jordan Bratman. Christina, who reached the number 1 position on the carts with her album Back to Basics, has obviously taken advice from her won record and done exactly that, by leaving her bra at home and showing her assets to anyone who wanted to see.

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Beyonce thought that by putting some of that titty-tape that some Hollywood actresses use to keep their boobies in place, she would be able to keep her breasts in place. But apparently those bad boys are tape proof, because I can almost see nipple! And without much effort, so could anyone that was there.

After pop singer Jesse McCartney claimed that J-Lo had pulled out of the new Dallas movie due to being pregnant, he has now said "I have no first hand knowledge whether Jennifer Lopez is pregnant or not. I thought I had read it somewhere. I apologise."

Also, a representative for Lopez has refuted the claim saying: "She is 100 per cent not pregnant."

I’m glad, because it would be a little scary to be 10% pregnant, for instance. It would be like being a little pregnant. But from J-Lo you can expect anything, so it wouldn’t surprise me!

Britney Spears is having a baby shower and has registered online for thousands of dollars worth of baby gifts at Petit Tresor, the ultra expensive L.A. store.

A source has told MSNBC: “Oh, it’s not a fake, she’s having a baby shower soon and has told friends that they can order gifts from the site. It’s not like she’s expecting her friends to buy everything for the baby. She’s already spent like $30,000 at the store.”

What she may be expecting is someone to mortgage their house to buy her new kid a chandelier for $1,200! Apparently after giving Kevin Fenderline an unlimited credit card and a customized Ferrari, she can’t afford to buy it herself. No wonder Wal-Mart is sending her free stuff!

In several public appeals, Jon Voight has been requesting to see his grandchildren whom his daughter Angelina Jolie is keeping away from him.

Only one problem: the poor guy has been away from those kiddies so long, that he can’t even remember their names right, and a few days ago, while sending his love via a reporter to the children, he couldn’t figure out if that other kid’s name was Shakira or Shahira (it’s Zahara, by the way).

Oops! I doubt that will make Angelina come running to him with the kids on tow.

Hollywood has a way to stand by people or completely push them away, and the same way that Mel Gibson was chastised by a lot of stars a few weeks ago, now Tom Cruise is being supported after he was fired by Paramount. Here’s what those celebs are saying:

· “Look at people like Colin Farrell. He acts much more strangely and nobody’s dumping him.”
–Aisha Tyler

· “It’s so ridiculous. Why would you fire Tom Cruise?” – Debi Mazar

· “It’s only fair that this should happen to movie stars that pull down $80 million a movie.”
– John Lithgow

· “I like that Sumner Redstone just went at him balls-out. That crazy old nutbag will say anything.”
– Kathy Griffin

· “Tom is a megastar…He just had a baby, and that is what he should be focused on.”
– Leah Remini

Jessica Simpson, who got a divorce just a few months ago, is now in a new relationship with singer-songwriter John Mayer.

"She’s tiptoeing back into the dating world," a source tells PEOPLE. "It’s the first stage. She’s never been happier."

The guy must be awesome in bed, and is probably madly in love with her and treats her like a queen… I just can’t see how such an ugly dude can make her so happy. Me? I’d be running from him if I saw him in a dark alley!

Did I say it or did I say it? All along I told you guys that the case against John Mark Karr for the 1996 slaying of JonBenet Ramsey was too weird and that I thought all along that he hadn’t done it.

Well, the charges have been dropped and the guy was freed, right after the Boulder DA said: "No evidence has developed, other than his own repeated admissions, to place Mr. Karr at the scene of the crime," Lacy wrote. "Mr. Karr was not the source of the DNA found in the underwear of JonBenet Ramsey."

Right afterwards, he was re-arrested for child pornography. Do you want my opinion? He knew that he would’ve fried in Thailand for CP, so he invented a connection with JonBenet’s death and got himself extradited. Smart guy, don’t you think?

At this rate, Angelina Jolie will have a very lonely family life. After being in not speaking terms with her father for a while (quite a long while, by the way), she has now pissed off her boyfriend’s mommie by drinking at her own 5 year old kid’s birthday party.

According to a source who spoke in condition of anonymity to America’s Star magazine, "They [Brad’s mom and dad] were the only ones not drinking and it was uncomfortable for them. To Jane, drinking is unhealthy, and she thought Angelina was intoxicated.

"Things were very tense that weekend, and they left with an even worse impression of Angelina than before. They think she is tactless and doesn’t consider other peoples feelings."

How inconsiderate of Angelina! How could anybody drink at a birthday party! Every single person that does that should be beheaded and their heads exposed publicly.

Ouch, wait! That would include me!

Lindsay Lohan thinks that people actually think that she is something to imitate, and is now in "talks" with several perfume manufacturers, looking for someone who will make a fragance with her name. Just like Paris Hilton, Santana and Britney Spears did not long ago, Lindsay wants to have the United States female population smelling like her…

I just wonder if the main scent will be cocaine or cigarrette smoke…

Paris Hilton, who just a few days ago said that her new CD is so good that she cries every time she listens to it, has now a new reason to cry: her record label has cancelled the rest of her international promotion tour due to lack of sales.

But don’t take my word for it, here is the article from Page Six:

Paris Hilton’s career as a pop star is fizzling as quickly as one of her blink-and-you’ll-miss-it relationships. In its first week out of the gate, Hilton’s first CD is being widely seen as a certified flop. "Paris," which features the single "Stars Are Blind," sold a lackluster 75,000 copies in the United States - a pittance compared to Christina Aguilera’s first-week sales of 320,000, according to Soundscan.

And projected sales for next week are said to be a measly 30,000, which is a larger than normal second week drop.

"Paris" is languishing at the bottom of Billboard’s Hot 100 - so Hilton’s label rushed out her second single, "Turn It Up," which isn’t doing very well either.

"The international outlook is not much better for her," one industry source told Page Six. "The international people are not inclined to do a big push since she can’t back up the album with a tour. Obviously, she can’t sing live."

The source added that Hilton was advised a year ago to train her voice, work with choreographers and learn an instrument to prepare for a limited tour, but "obviously she didn’t listen."

Janet Jackson is showing her charms again, and it’s not even football season! The singer is semi-topless and very scantily dressed (if we can call this "dressed") on the cover and pages of FHM magazine.

I may not be a big fan of her, but I have to admit that she’s done a great job with her body, going from very fat to very sexy in just a few months. Good for Janet. May be now people will be interested in her boobies again.

Amber Valletta, the model turned actress who appeared in What Lies Beneath, Hitch and The Transporter, has completed a stint at a rehab facility in Arizona. According to People magazine, Valletta said: "As was correctly reported earlier this week, my stay at The Meadows had nothing to do with substance abuse or addiction; I am pleased to say I have seven years’ sobriety. But I continue every day to heal and grow as a person."

Yeah, right! We now go to rehab to grow as a person… at that rate, Pete Doherty should be about 8 feet tall now!

In any case, here are some photos of the actress in couture:

…and today’s award goes to the author of our latest nipple slip! This one is courtesy of Mindy Kaling from The Office, and was shown last night at the Emmy Awards. Way to say to say thanks to her public! Go Mandy, Go Mandy!

YouTube.com, the video sharing website, has dedicated an entire channel to Paris Hilton, who signed a deal with them, allowing them to watch her all day long (does it include nights too?)

The website now offers behind-the-scene footage of her music videos, movie clips and other bonus material. I wonder if some of those "movie clips" are from you-know-which-movies filmed by the blonde heiress.

Tom Cruise is again in the spotlight, but this time it’s got nothing to do with Paramount. His troubles seem to come from a much lower area.

Don’t be dirty minded! I mean from Australia, where he was awarded the "Celebrity Ernie Award" for the worst derogatory public statement.

The comment is question was: "I’ve got Katie tucked away so no one will get to us until my child is born." The problem is, he never said it, and now Tom’s rep has said: "Tom’s comments that they have attributed to him are completely fabricated. Anyone who knows him knows that he is a complete gentleman and would never ever say such a thing. … He has the utmost respect for women." (except for Brooke Shields, but that’s another story).

Even if he said it, I don’t think is derogatory at all… trust me, I’ve heard a lot worse in Hollywood. But I guess those Australian ladies had nothing better to do.