Archive for August, 2006

Is J-Lo pregnant?

Jesse McCartney spilled the beans on a radio interview about J-Lo’s delicate condition. He was talking about his girlfriend, Katie Cassidy, and how she got the role that Jennifer Lopez was supposed to play originally in the upcoming movie Dallas.

When the interviewer asked Jesse if he knew why Jennifer Lopez got fired from Dallas, to which he replied:

“She didn’t get fired. She’s pregnant.”

Oh boy! Poor Mark Anthony. If she was a total biatch when not pregnant, imagine her now!

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/27/2006, filed under Jennifer Lopez

Brande Roderick is engaged


Brande Roderick, the former Baywatch star has said yes to her boyfriend’s proposal to be married. Glenn Cadrez, a former Bronco player, proposed to the blonde actress last Sunday at the Del Mar Classic horse race in California, in front of more than 30,000 spectators, in a very gentil way by getting down on his knee and presenting her with a 3.5 carat diamond ring.

Isn’t that romantic? I think it’s the sweetest thing! Mostly, because that means that some men are so awesome that they don’t care if you showed you boobies (and more) in Playboy before… they just want to make an honest woman of you.

Here some photographs of Brande Roderick taken a few years back:

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/27/2006, filed under Brande Roderick

In the words of the suspect killer of JonBenet Ramsey


For those (like me) who are wondering what’s up with this dude, John Mark Karr, and what he has said about JonBenet’s death, People magazine publishes today his words about a few topics:

On JonBenet’s death:
The Ramseys "feel their daughter was brutally murdered, and she wasn’t," Karr told a Thai official. "It looks like that but she wasn’t. I want them to hear the truth. … I need closure and (JonBenet’s) family needs closure. … All of us have gone through enough pain."

On people who doubt his guilt:
"(The media) is beginning to shut up about me being crazy and all that stuff. This is not a laughing matter, it’s something serious. … The world is not laughing as much now."

On why he confessed:
"We all need to put this chapter in place, which is a conclusion, and then start the healing. The healing is what I want to start happening. To heal and feel better about what happened."

On how he is misunderstood:
"People say I am a monster and a horrible person. They don’t know me … they won’t approve of what happened. (But) I don’t approve of what happened."

Did he have accomplices?
"No, I was alone."

Was this a brutal killing?
"It’s not what that seemed to be."

On the DNA test:
"The DNA might not match, but you can’t trust the test."

On his ex-wife giving him an alibi:
"It’s normal that people in a family protect you."

On JonBenet:
"Worse than anything, JonBenet is gone. She is here only in spirit."

My opinion? He didn’t do it. Give me a break, the DNA test not matching, please!

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/27/2006, filed under Jon Benet

Angelina Jolie still mad at dad

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt refused to be under the same roof as Jon Voight, her father, during Scott Caan’s Hollywood birthday party. Instead, they sat in their car outside, waiting for dad to leave to enter the party.

The reason? She’s still mad at him for saying on national TV that she needed help for her mental problems. Well, she probably won’t want to be in the same room with me either, because I think daddy is right: a girl who carries around her neck a vial with her husband’s blood is either a potential vampire (stocking up on lunch just in case) or a little disturbed. And I haven’t noticed any abnormal canine growth in Angelina’s mouth.

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/27/2006, filed under Angelina Jolie

“My” real reason why Tom Cruise got canned


After all the rumors out there about the real secret cause that Tom Cruise got fired, I would like to give my own opinion here. I know that I’m not an analyst, but hey, I’m this blog’s writer, so that kind of gives me the right, don’t you think?

So, to make it short and sweet: I think that the true cause of Tom Cruise’s dismissal is making up a fake daughter: Suri. Because after all, who wants to put up with a slightly weird dude who came up with the idea of inventing a pregnancy and subsequently a baby daughter with a dog’s name. What are we in, highschool?

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/27/2006, filed under Tom Cruise

Jackie Mason sues the “other” Jews


If Jackie Mason were suing Mel Gibson, I would’ve been called this post "Revenge of the Jew", but since instead, he is suing the "Jews for Jesus" organization, I have to pass on such a juicy tittle. What a shame!

Why is a jew suing other jews, you may ask? Simple: Jackie Mason is suing "Jews for Jesus" for using his name and likeness in a pamphlet. The amount? $2 million. Jesus, that’s a lot of money for using his name and his ugly face! If he were sexy, OK. But looking the way he does, he should thank them for putting them on their pamphlet.

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/26/2006, filed under Uncategorized

K-Fed is now an actor!


Kevin Fenderline, who made his national debut on TV at the Teen Choice Awards, is not exactly the choice of the critics, who did their jobs, and criticized the heck out of his performance. (With plenty of reason, trust me!)

But Britney must have more push that I gave her credit for, because the failure as a rapper of her husband is now getting a role as an actor at the very covetted TV show CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

Fenderline tells People magazine: "This is pretty much my first time acting. It’s the first time I’ve actually had a speaking role." He adds that the offer came about quickly (yeah, right!). "I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards," he says, "and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! (I don’t doubt it for a moment). I was excited right off the bat. It’s the only show that I really, really watch."

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/26/2006, filed under Kevin Federline

Jessica Simpson wears ugly glasses


While
promoting her album in Philadelphia, Jessica Simpson squeezed herself into the tightest pants she could find and put on the ugliest glasses that she found for sale at the local fleamarket.

The reason for this early 80’s look of the chesty blonde escapes my knowledge, and for that matter, my understanding as well, but what the heck, here are some photos for you to appreciate the ugliness of the whole outfit.

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/26/2006, filed under Jessica Simpson

Eddie Murphy is engaged!


After divorcing his wife Nicole this past April, Eddie Murphy has been dating Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown since last June. And things seem to be moving along pretty fast, because the actor has proposed to the ex-spice girl already.

A source close to the couple has said that they are currently shopping for the perfect ring. The pair also each got a tattoo with the other’s name last month.

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/26/2006, filed under Eddie Murphy

Another “Real Reason” why Tom Cruise was fired

Despite yesterday’s reports that Tom Cruise had been canned because of his statements about Brooke Shield, MSNBC has published an article today that claims that the real reason is that stars like Tom Cruise, who got paid up to $20 million for a movie, are not bringing in the big bucks in return anymore.

"Star paychecks (…) are getting clipped because Hollywood studios have less money to spread around. After decades of solid growth, annual box office receipts recently leveled off at about $9 billion — and then began falling last year." reads the article, and adds: "the breakup was also based on a more fundamental business decision: High-priced stars like Cruise just aren’t producing the box-office payoffs they used to. Once considered a safe bet for their ability to reliably draw people to theaters, “bankable” stars are becoming a dying breed, no longer able to command fat, upfront paychecks."

May be now that he is not worth that much, I’ll run into him at my local Wal-Mart, when he goes to buy formula for Suri.

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/26/2006, filed under Tom Cruise

Lindsay Lohan gets bashed again


Troubles for Lindsay Lohan are far from over, and now William H. Macy is adding up to them by bashing the actress in his latest statement to the press:

"You can’t show up late," Macy, 56, told reporters Thursday at a Los Angeles junket promoting his new movie, Everyone’s Hero. "It’s very, very disrespectful. I think what an actor has to realize (is that) when you show up an hour late, 150 people have been scrambling to cover for you," Macy told reporters Thursday. "There is not an apology big enough in the world to have to make 150 people scramble. It’s nothing but disrespect. And Lindsay Lohan is not the only one. A lot of actors show up late as if they’re God’s gift to the film. It’s inexcusable, and they should have their asses kicked." When asked about Lohan’s work on Bobby, Macy paused and said, "She was pretty late." He added, "I worry about these young kids - 15, 18, 20 years old - who in the span of one year become millionaires and powerhouses. It’s too much power for a kid that age to handle."

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/25/2006, filed under Lindsay Lohan

JonBenett’s suspect killer in the US


Suspect killer John Mark Karr may face life in prison or even death, but he has travelled in style from Thailand to the US in the same airplane that the Colorado governor uses sometimes. The rate to fly this plane? $545 per hour.

I couldn’t tell you exactly how many hours it took to cross the Pacific in it, but I assure you it was nothing under 10, so right there that should give you an idea that transporting this guy costed over $5,450 in addition to the champagne and prawns that he was served during the flight.

I don’t know… something smells very fishy. Killers are not usually served this type of appetizers and don’t fly in the governor’s plane. My opinion? All this circus is staged, and the US government wanted Karr for some other obscure reasons.

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/25/2006, filed under Jon Benet

Mischa Barton’s cellulite. Yikes!


I’m sure you all remember what Mischa Barton used to look like in a bikini before she dropped like 50lbs. in a month. She was almost a butterball.

Now that she weighs like 90lbs. and looks more like a Hollywood chick, she should take care of some problem areas like the back of her legs. Geez, don’t they have surgery for that?

Comment (1) | Posted on 08/25/2006, filed under Mischa Barton

Why was Tom Cruise fired?

This is too big of a gossip for me to give you the scope of it, so I will leave it to the people from People (ha!) to share with you the insight of what really caused Tom Cruise’s dimissal from Paramount.

Peple magazine reports today:

Tom Cruise realizes he crossed a line when he criticized Brooke Shields last summer for her use of antidepressants, a colleague of the actor says.

"That, he deeply regrets," Kathleen Kennedy, who produced Cruise’s War of the Worlds with Steven Spielberg, tells the New York Daily News.

In 2005, while promoting War, Cruise talked with TV’s Access Hollywood about Shield’s admission in her book, Down Came the Rain, that she’d taken medication to cope with postpartum depression after the birth of her daughter Rowan.

"When someone says (medication) has helped them, it is to cope, it didn’t cure anything," Cruise said. "There is no science. There is nothing that can cure them whatsoever." Instead, Cruise suggested women take "vitamins and exercise," and warned that Shields had been "irresponsible." Still, he added, "I wish her well in life."

He later told Today’s Matt Lauer, "As far as the Brooke Shields thing, look, you have to understand, I really care about Brooke Shields – she’s a wonderful and talented woman, and I want her to do well, and I know psychiatry is a pseudoscience."

Hollywood watchers have speculated that the resulting controversy was one of the reasons Viacom chief Sumner Redstone abruptly announced Wednesday that Paramount Pictures had severed ties with Cruise, citing Cruise’s "recent conduct."

Producer Kennedy tells the Daily News that Spielberg had not, as was rumored last year, been upset by Cruise’s actions while promoting War. "It’s not true," she says. "(Tom) was a consummate professional. He’s done nothing wrong."

Spielberg, head of Paramount-owned DreamWorks, was blindsided by Wednesday’s announcement, his rep, Marvin Levy, says. "The story broke when Steven was on an airplane. He found out when the plane landed," Levy tells the Daily News. The director "had no advance knowledge of Sumner Redstone’s position," Levy also said.

Adding to the chorus of voices weighing in on the Cruise-Paramount split, producer Jerry Bruckheimer tells the paper, "(Redstone) has the right to say what he wants," adding, "It’s not what I would do."

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/25/2006, filed under Tom Cruise

Heather Locklear shows her butt


What could be better in life than variety? And that’s exactly what Heather Locklear is giving us today. After seeing so many nipples and boobs slipping out of clothes, it gets a little tiring. But Heather Locklear has come to save the day by showing something other than breasts portions. She’s giving us a clear view of her rear end thru her transparent skirt.

And by the look of it, there is not much under that skirt. Do you see panties? I certainly do not!

 
(No Comments) | Posted on 08/25/2006, filed under Heather Locklear

Ashton Kutcher’s religion is cooling off

A source has revealed that Ashton Kutcher may not be too enthusiastic about Kabbalah anymore.

“Ashton recently told Details magazine that he wears black if Demi does,” says the insider. “He follows Kabbalah with the same enthusiasm, but I think it’s getting a little old for him. She keeps on having to tell him to put on his red string.”

He originally was following the trendy offshoot of Judaism in the steps of his wife, Demi Moore, but a source says he’s cooling on it. Can you blame him? After the excitement of being with Demi wears off with every day life, he probably wants to be himself now, instead of just a shadow of her. Although I doubt she will let him…

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/24/2006, filed under Ashton Kutcher

Michael Jackson’s paintings for sale

MSNBC reports today that some of Michael Jackson’s art collection might end up on eBay. Supposedly he owes thousands of dollars to an art gallery owner in California. Now the guy (who asked to remain anonymous), wants to get his money back.

The paintings include one of Jackson playing with Peter Pan (I guess he was feeling like a fairy that day), and another one of him dancing in a rainbow of colors (do I really need to comment on this one?) Also, the collection includes dozens of Norman Rockwell prints showing children at play

“I don’t know what to do with these murals,” the gallery owner said. “Maybe I’ll put them on eBay and see what I can get.”

On another note, despite Jackson’s reps statements that Neverland is not for sale, its animals are being sent to new places to live, and not for free. “Jackson’s elephant sold to a big wheel [circus] near Los Angeles,” a source has informed Santa Barbara magazine. “It’s also true that Jackson has four giraffes up for sale. His asking price: $35,000 a pair.”

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/24/2006, filed under Michael Jackson

Paris Hilton knows how to pick her friends

Paris Hilton has just confessed how she picks her friends:

"I’ll pick out two outfits, one which is disgusting and one nice and I’ll ask my ‘friend’ what they think. If they go for the revolting one, I cut them out of my life."

May be she needs to reconsider, because lately her friends have been giving her terrible clothing advice!

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/24/2006, filed under Paris Hilton

But she doesn’t know how to pick her enemies

Paris Hilton and other 50 people have been dropped by the company SpoofCard, which provides a fake name for caller IDs for people who would like to keep their identity private.

When questioned about it by TMZ.com, SpoofCard attorney Mark Del Bianco stated that "Paris was entering unauthorized mailboxes," but when it came to Lohan, "a number of the 50 persons [whose service was canceled] were making unauthorized entrances to Miss Lohan’s voicemail."

That’s what happens when you mess with the wrong person. Paris may be an idiot, but Lindsay is a b*tch, and she just won’t let the Hilton chick walk all over her.

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/24/2006, filed under Paris Hilton

Jessica Alba is looking… different


Providing a man has blood in his veins, he is guaranteed to like Jessica Alba. Or at least, that is the general concensus among my male friends (and unfortunately my husband too). So far I’ve had to agree with them. She’s a very pretty girl, with a killer body, a good actress and has a great personality.

But, now I have to ask you: any body out there has any idea what the heck happened to her? Because at least in these pictures she looks simply weird. So please enlighten me, or I’ll have to think that the combination of fame, money and Wilmer Valderrama is a deadly one for pretty girls.

(No Comments) | Posted on 08/24/2006, filed under Jessica Alba