Just in case you were wondering what all happened with Paris Hilton’s DUI from last month, she has now been officially charged. If found guilty she may get a $1,000 fine or up to 6 months in jail. Neither one of the two would be all that bad. The $1K wouldn’t even affect her, and the 6 months away would not affect us at all. It may actually be a good thing.

Unfortunately, we can’t get justice in this world:

"I’d be very surpised if she does any jailtime," says Lawrence Taylor, an L.A.-based attorney with 30 years experience handling DUI cases. "If she pleads guilty, she’d likely pay a fine, attend DUI school and be on probation for three years."

I wonder how many other guys will come forward and admit to being the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s new baby girl. So far two men have done it: her attorney, Howard K. Stern, and paparazzi photographer Larry Birkhead. By the way, Mr. Stern said to the press yesterday:

"We love each other and it’s been going on for a very long time and because of my relationship as her lawyer, we felt it was best to keep everything hidden. And we’ve done a pretty good job of that."

Yes, they kept it well hidden… but not as well as she apparently kept her romance with Birkhead from Stern. I gotta tell you, Anna Nicole is quite a smart girl, being a natural blonde and all.

The New York Post said yesterday that Rnee Zellweger and George Clooney, who shared a very heated romance a few years ago, may be trying to rekindle it:

"Zellweger had just come from the wedding of Vanity Fair West Coast editor Krista Smith to John Hafter and met Clooney at the restaurant where they "cuddled, held hands and then slow danced to the piano music," our spy said. Clooney’s rep declined to comment, and Zellweger’s rep didn’t return calls."

A week ago, Harry Morton, the CEO of Pink Taco restaurant chain and Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend of 3 months, told his girlfriend that “he needed time to breathe, and that there’s too much drama with her,” according to an insider. A couple of days later, Lindsay Lohan verbally attacked a woman whom Morton was talking to in a nightclub, telling her "that’s my man!"

But just one night after that, she was seen making out with Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos at a popular LA club. It is obvious that she is simply trying to make Morton jealous, but, shouldn’t she have waiting a little longer? I’m sure that her chances of getting him back slimmed down by kissing another guy…

Although you may be inclined to think that the Established & Sons anniversary party that took place last Saturday was a costume party due to Scarlett Johansson’s strange outfit, I assure you that it wasn’t.

The same way that she wore her hair electrocution-style a few weeks ago in an effort to look like Nefertiti, she is now trying to look like a biohazardous materials specialist by wearing this funny looking jumpsuit.

Seriously, she needs to fire the person is charge of her hair and wardrobe…

Steven Tyler has admitted being infected with Hepatitis C, which is discovered in his bloodstream a few years ago. The 58 year old Aerosmyth singer told Access Hollywood:

"I’ve been pretty quiet about this," he says. "The band took a break about three years ago. … [My doctor] said now is the time, and it’s 11 months of chemotherapy" — actually, interferon, which strengthens the immune system — "so I went on that, and it about killed me."

If you happen to be one of his groupies, you better rush to the hospital right now. The rest of us, who haven’t shared our bed, silverware and such with Tyler, are quite grateful that he’s kept his distance from us.

Joe Simpson, the father of Jessica Simpson, will create a new restaurant chain similar to Hooters called Daisy Dukes, which will have sexy waitresses barely dressed in tight denim skirts just like the character in the Dukes of Hazzard movie.

I would’ve called it "The Simpsons"… but I guess some people would be scared of eating there then!

Some candid pictures of Jessica Simpson below, who, by the way, will show up at the restaurants from time to time, just to boost sales.

Haley Hasselhoff, the 14 year-old-daughter of David Hasselhoff, has taken to the hospital last night for what her father reported to be a suicide attempt.

But things don’t seem to be as dramatic as David put them. According to TMZ, Pamela Bach, the girl’s mom is saying that Hasselhoff lied to the cops in an attempt to bring her down:

"Bach says her daughter was scratched by the family cat Sunday night at around 6 p.m. She says her daughter was crying uncontrollably, so she called David and suggested that it might be appropriate for the girl to see a psychologist on Monday. At that point Bach claims David began ranting that he would call the police and bring her down."

Oh, those family dramas! Doesn’t it suck when people get a divorce and get so bitter to each other?

Kirsten Dunst is not only pretty but actually quite smart. Mostly when it has to do with money. The fact that she is selling the house where she lived during her younger years for a whopping $1.7 million proves it.

The 3 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom home was purchased by Kirsten and her mother while she was filming Interview with the Vampire.

MSNBC reports today that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are donating $1 million each to two humanitarian organizations.

Angelina said in a public statement:

“In the most troubled parts of the world — places that much of the world has abandoned — MSF is always there. I have seen these brave men and women working in war zones and horrific conditions and I deeply admire them.”

Writing for a celebrity blog seems pretty much like a war zone to me (you should see my desk!)… can I get a few bucks thrown this way?

A couple of archive photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt below

Ashlee Simpson must know that she will never be famous for herself, and will always be a shadow of her sister. At least that is the way I interpret these words that she said about the musical "Chicago":

“The play is absolutely all about celebrity and wanting to be famous and having your name in the papers and your picture in the papers, and, in that sense, it’s been kind of cool because I’ve really got to connect to that, because I’ve seen that world and been in that world.”

Admit it, sweetie… you may be cute and what not, but you will never amount to anything.

Rupert Everett has come out of the closet and admitted he hates Hollywood. I mean, not the "closet" closet, but the other kind, the one where you confess how you really feel and has nothing to do with sexual orientation, so please don’t missinterpret me.

The fact is that the star of "Shrek" and "My best friend’s wedding" among others has said:

"Hollywood is a mirage, (movie stars are) blobs who don’t say anything, aren’t allowed to say anything. They are paid to shut up."

Hmmm… I think someone won’t be getting much work around here in the near future.

Aaron Carter realized that getting married at age 18 to a 22 year old girl is something that fits more into the life of a Southern toothless beer drinking dude than into a successfull singer’s life, so he called off his engagement to Kari Ann Peniche, the girl he had been engaged to for a whole week.

Carter told US Weekly:

"I got caught up in the moment and proposed. I then realized it was a hasty thing to do and I am not ready for marriage quite yet."

We gotta forgive him… he is only 18.

Here is one that I think you should get straight from the source. TMZ reports that:

Madonna has finally spoken out about the controversial mock-crucifixion scene in her "Confessions" world tour, and she thinks that if Jesus were a global pop icon he would hang himself from a big, lighted cross on stage as well.

As NBC vacillates over whether it should air the provocative portion of Madge’s show in its broadcast special in November, Madonna decided to respond to all the criticism, saying in a statement that putting herself up on the cross "is no different than a person wearing a cross or ‘taking up the cross’ as it says in the Bible … it is my plea to the audience to encourage mankind to help one another." And then: "I believe in my heart that if Jesus were alive he would be doing the same thing."

Whatever Jesus might do, Madonna is certainly raking it in: The "Confessions" tour has brought in $193.7 million from its 60 shows, making it the highest-grossing tour ever by a female artist, surpassing the $192.5 million Cher made over 273 shows during her nearly three-year "Farewell" tour of 2002-2005.

Tara Reid has reportedly had another boob job - to make her breasts smaller.

According to In Touch Weekly magazine, the ‘American Pie’ actress checked into a Beverly Hills clinic on September 7 to have her first set of implants replaced with smaller ones.

Although she initially denied having her breasts "improved", after the controversy got quite heated, she finally admitted it, adding: "Everyone does it. I don’t know why I’m the one who gets so much attention?"

After those ugly pictures of Jessica Simpson dressed like a 50’s housewife, we need some glamour on this blog, so here are some pictures of Christina Aguilera to help you clear up your mind.

Jessica Simpson has a word of advice for women going through a divorce: BAKE!

That’s right, the blonde singer-turned-actress confesses to have baked cakes, muffins and whatever she could think of to get over the stress of her divorce with now ex-husband Nick Lachey.

Ladies, don’t listen to her: take advantage of the tough times to lose weight and show your ex that you can look great again. But if you start baking, you’ll end up eating what you bake and then, kaboom! you’ll be fatter than ever, and he will have won.

Daniel Smith, Ana Nicole Smith’s son has been issued a death certificate so he can be buried, despite the fact that the actual cause of his death is still unknown. Said cause is expected to be uncovered once the toxicology reports come in, which could take up to two weeks.

"It is not unusual in instances where the cause of death cannot be determined to issue a death certificate," a Bahamian officer told The Associated Press. "This is not a matter of special treatment being given in this particular case."

44 year old Lou Diamond Phillips, the star of the movie La Bamba has been charged by LA prosecutors for domestic violence regarding his live-in girlfriend. According to the police report, Lou’s girlfriend "was pushed and dragged across the house resulting in scrapes to both knees."

If convicted, Lou could face a maximum of one year in jail and a $2,000 fine. Ouch!

Did Barbra Streisand have breast enlargement surgery or were her boobies rather large all along? I don’t think that anybody in this world has ever paid attention to her breasts, so it would be impossible to get a straight answer from anybody. But the fact is that she has deemed necessary to wear a revealing top without a bra so she can dazzle people with her saggy boobs. Yikes!

Don’t worry, I won’t make you suffer through any more photographs of Barbra’s funbags (if you can call that fun). But if you want a closer look, click the thumbnail above.