People magazines has kindly informed us that Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton broke up on Thursday.

A source close to the actress informed them on Wednesday: "They argue, they don’t argue." At the moment, "They’re communicating. They’re hanging out. Whatever’s going to transpire there is going to transpire."

Then, on Friday:

"Harry broke up with Lindsay yesterday at Chateau Marmont after they had dinner on the courtyard patio," a source tells People. "Nothing happened at dinner, but shortly afterward, he broke up with her."

Although nobody knows for sure, a source close to Harry said:

"She was too much drama. Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it’s all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn’t the partying that broke them up. Harry’s more low-key and not into the same stuff she’s into."

And to think that some people were especulating that they had gotten secretly married. For her own sake I hope she didn’t marry the guy… she’s only 20 years old, and on this time and age, those marriages just don’t last.

Mischa Barton is concerned that her new movie, Guilty Pleasures, may not go over too well with certain audiences in the United States. I couldn’t agree more with her… there’s plenty of people in this country who would bang the crap out of their own sister but if someone shows a titty in a movie, would flip out. Regarding this, Mischa said:

"There’s no nudity for me - although there is for others. I don’t know how it’ll go down in some areas of America, which can tend to be quite conservative about sex scenes in films. I just found it passionate and full of life."

According to The Daily Mirror, Michael Jackson, who has been living outside of the United States since his last arraignment, is now planning on opening a theme park in Ireland.

"Michael is deadly serious about this idea. He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros [about $635 million] to do." says a source. "He’s always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme."

That’s almost a billion dollars… what happened with Michael being broke? Heck, I’d love to be broke that way! And now that I think about it… isn’t this park idea a new way to come close to kids without raising suspicion?

To wrap it up for the day, I wanted to share some photographs of Cameron Diaz looking hot with her new dark hair. Personally I think she looks better as a blonde, but she is still pretty.

Just when you thought we had given up on Paris Hilton since we haven’t written a single word about her for a whole three days, we are back on the saddle with her latest statement to LAPD where she admits that is a dumb as a rock. Such statement came as a result of Paris being interrogated regarding the armed home invation of Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis, and these are her exact words:

"Like I really … I don’t remember. I’m not like that smart"

Also, regarding her own sex tapes, Paris said:

"They … wanted money. They were tryin’ to sell it to like a newspaper or something," said Hilton, who balked at paying - and chalked it up to advice from dear old Dad. "So if you pay somebody, then you’re gonna be paying for the rest of your life," Hilton said. "My dad always taught me. They’ll keep the tape anyway."

After the Madrid Fashion Week banned supermodels who seems imported right out of a Masai tribe, Petra Nemcova tells People magazine that she is naturally curvy but has gone through hell to get herself down to a size zero.

"I went through so many diets in my life. I’ve been very, very skinny. I’ve been a size zero but I’m naturally more curvy. I ate just vegetables, carrots, tomatoes. I went from a just-protein diet to just eating apples to eating no carbs. I took laxatives. I went through all of it just to be able to model."

Who would’ve thought it? And here I am, believing all along that all these 6 feet tall women were naturally 70 pounds!

TheSun.co.uk reports today that in the last 24 hours they have seen the pantyless crotches of two of the most famous British celebrities: Katie Price Jordan and Kate Moss. We understand why Kate is showing her charms: she may be trying to cool off her internal fire since Pete is locked away. But Jordan? I thought she had gotten over that stage of her life…

Unfortunately we haven’t gotten a hold of the pictures (the thumb above is just to remind you of who Katie Price is), but here’s the article from The Sun:

"IS there a national knicker shortage? Just 24 hours after JORDAN partied without pants on, KATE MOSS has gone and left her drawers at home too.

The supermodel flashed on a dinner date with retail guru PHILIP GREEN at the Dorchester hotel. She looked great until she climbed into her car and flashed little Moss.

So keeping to my promise of issuing pants to celebs who flash, I’m sending Kate a pair of Bizarre knickers."

British newspaper The Sun informs us today that Kate Moss and Peter Doherty almost gave an X-rated show for teh other rehab patients at The Priory, the clinic where Peter is staying trying (for the 4,000,009,494th time to get rid of his drug dependancy). According to their article:

"My man on the inside at the clinic’s Southgate branch, in North London, said: “It happened between half six and seven o’clock on Sunday evening. There were a group of people attending a self-help group for the day. Because it was pleasant weather, their leader suggested they move things outside. But during their session they noticed a couple getting rather fruity on a nearby bench. They were kissing and groping each other. Hands were going up clothing and there was lots of groaning. They were practically having full-blown sex. Then people realised it was Moss and Doherty — her skinny blue jeans were the giveaway. But a second later the couple noticed they were being watched and pulled away.”

Shakira is not only one of the sexiest girls in the music world nowadays, but she is smart, talented (she writes her own music, unlike most other singers who simply repeat what someone else writes like a parrot) and she is undoubtedly loaded. So I’m at a loss as of what she is doing with Mr. Doughboy here. Unless he is like the president of Colombia or the dude in charge of the UN. By the way, anybody has any idea who he is, other than the guy who is banging Shakira?

The drama continues… Remember the pictures that I posted yesterday of Justin Timberlake bitching out an X17Online photographer? Well, things have escalated, and the LAPD reports that:

"On Sept. 19, just after midnight, Cameron Diaz filed a report with the LAPD. The incident happened on the 1600 block of King Road in Hollywood. Diaz and Justin Timberlake were leaving a friend’s home when a photographer hiding in the bushes tried to take a photograph of her. They both then chased the photographer for a short distance. The photographer then got into his car and drove toward both (of) them, causing Diaz to jump out of the car’s way. She felt the driver was trying to hit both of them, and so she filed the report. She’s alleging assault with a deadly weapon, with a vehicle. No arrests were made. We currently have no suspects, and the investigation is ongoing."

On the other hand, X17Online has posted this statement in their website:

To the best of our knowledge, the pictures and video of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz early morning on Tuesday, September 19 were taken on a public street where there was no "Private Drive" or "Private Property" sign visible. What the photographer knows he saw and what the pictures show, were at least two people verbally and physically assaulting him. Reports stating that Ms. Diaz has told police that the photographer tried to run her over with his car are completely false. The photographer was attempting to leave what he perceived to be a dangerous situation for him and when he tried to do so, Ms. Diaz and at least one other member of her entourage stood in front of his car in an attempt to entrap him. He drove around them at what he perceived to be a safe distance, as at least five members of Ms. Diaz and Mr. Timberlake’s group were yelling at him, making threats against him. The photographer is currently in the process of filing a complaint against Ms. Diaz and Mr. Timberlake."

I agree that the paparazzi are always bothering the celebrities by taking their photographs and such, but I doubt very seriously that any of them would try to run someone famous with their car. That wouldn’t make for very good pictures, don’t you think?

Has anybody doubted for a second that Pamela Anderson and her new husband Kid Rock are shagging?

No matter how obvious this is, Pamela has posted on her website that she is indeed doing it with Kid:

"Not pregnant yet. But we have consummated the marriage!"

Like anybody would have any question about it… Duh!

There are few things that would leave me speechless, but DMX’s wife has managed to come up with one of them: being cool about her husband impregnating another woman because he was raped.

Don’t take my word for it. The latest issue of Sister 2 Sister magazine has the interview with Mrs. DMX, and it reads:

"She raped me," the rapper told S2S editor Jamie Foster Brown. "I mean, you know, that might sound like some bullsh*t. No man has ever been… you know what I mean, like never? Is that the only thing in the world that’s not possible?"

Mrs. Simmons recalled an earlier encounter with the woman. "Before the stuff hit the fan, she came up to us while we were in court and said ‘I work for kids that are sickly,’ said Tashera. "So he said ‘Give her my number.’ That’s how it goes all the time. At first, I said OK. But, then I thought she looked deranged and obsessed with him."

As I said before, I’m speechless, so I will leave the comments up to you guys.

I think that Brad Pitt is the hottest thing since slice bread. I also think that Paramount makes awesome movies. But there is a point when you have to admit that no matter how much admire someone or something, they are just not right together. And that is the case with Brad Pitt being in Paramount’s Mission Impossible 4.

What the heck are they thinking? Why would they get rid of Mister M.I. (because Tom Cruise is M.I. himself) to substitute him with Brad Pitt, no matter how hot he may be?

The Daily News tells us today that:

"(Paramount) is determined to keep the lucrative series alive after "Mission : Impossible III" took $400 million at the box office, with the previous episode taking $545 million … Sources say Paramount is prepared to do whatever it takes to get Pitt on board, and is even willing to make him the highest-paid movie star in history, with a salary topping $40 million … "Everything’s being kept top secret, but they’re offering Brad a deal no one could possibly refuse. There’s no doubt, this would make Brad Pitt the biggest and highest paid star in the world." "

Justin Timberlake is not a happy guy. He is actually a pretty angry man, and despite being number one is the popularity charts, his temper has not improved at all. With all the millions that he must be raking in, I’d be jumping of happiness.

Not him. Instead, he got quite pissed off at some photographers for snapping his picture. X17online reports:

"Cam had to restrain him from doing who-knows-what our photogs — he was apparently trying to grab our guy’s camera and was yelling at him to get away and to stop shooting pix, though the scene was on public property (in the street) … our photog retreated. Apparently that wasn’t good enough — the pair have apparently filed a police report. Geez, sorry –what ever happened to a smile and a wave?!"

Janet Jackson just can’t help it, and she is back at it again, showing her boobs in the video for her new single "So Excited".

In the meantime, she has said that she’s never felt as sexy as now, and is blaming her former body issues on her brother Michael Jackson:

“My brother Michael used to tease me,” Janet Jackson tells the new issue of Giant. “We’re very close, but he was very adamant about the way I looked, the way I should look. He thought my butt was too big. Maybe he wasn’t completely happy with himself, so he put it on me? I’m just guessing here, but looking back now, I know that in adolescence your body changes, and he would always tease people left and right about something. When his own body started to change … he became a lot more introverted.”

A second authopsy performed on the body of Anna Nicole Smith’s son has not shed any further light regarding the cause of his death.

Forensic pathologist Cyril Wecht said Daniel Smith’s organs seemed to be in good condition, and that both autopsies have ruled out several natural causes and that the results of the drug and chemical analyses could take weeks. Investigators have said they did not find evidence of drugs in the room or obvious signs of a crime.

Although toxicology reports are not in yet and may take several weeks before they arrive, he also said that it doesn’t seem like the 20 year old youngster died from an overdose of the depression medication he was on. Wecht also reported that Daniel was being treated for depression that began about four to six weeks earlier, but he did not know for sure whether the medication played any role in his death.

Last minute news:

Victoria Beckham has had the good taste of providing us with a nice nipple slip to help spice up this so far uneventful week. Personally I don’t think that her plastic boobs look any good on her skinny body, but I’m sure some of my readers will appreaciate the view.

Willie Nelson’s tour bus failed a commercial vehicle inspection for a
small issue: the cops 1 and a half pounds of marijuana and 0.2 pounds of narcotic mushrooms

“When the door was opened and the trooper began to speak to the driver, he smelled the strong odor of marijuana,” a police spokeman said.

What did they expect it to smell like in there, roses?

A source close to Britney Spears and Kevin Fenderline has said today that the couple has named their new baby Sutton Pierce Federline, so that he has the same initials as his big brother Sean Preston Federline.

How inventive! At least they didn’t gave them both the same first name, like Michael Jackson did his sons.

The baby was born Tuesday at a Los Angeles hospital and as we had reported before, he is a healthy 6 pound-something boy.

In the meantime, her ex husband, Nick Lachey has having a heck of a time, enjoying the warm California sun with his new sweetie Vanessa Minnillo at their hotel pool in Santa Barbara.