I think Madonna is competing with Anna Nicole Smith to see who creates more controversy. Nevertheless, I think Anna Nicole has the advantage here; after all Madonna has yet to get engaged while one of her kids lays on the morgue. For that matter, none of her kids has ever laid on a morgue (that we know of).

Now, the father of her almost-adopted kid, Yohane Banda, has said that he indeed wants Madonna to adopt little David and is actually scared she may get pissed off because of his previous comments.

"I am afraid Madonna may get angry and frustrated and decide to dump my son because of these people. These so-called human rights activists are harassing me every day, threatening me that I am not aware of what I am doing. I’m afraid David may be sent back and the orphanage may not even accept him back. So where will he end up? Here? He will certainly die."

Regarding his previous statements:

"I was telling these rights groups that I wasn’t selling my son. I said I wouldn’t (…) sell my son for anything but I had agreed with Madonna before a judge so my comments were taken out of context and I hope Madonna is not angry."

Snoop Dogg has been arrested on suspicion of illegal drug and gun possession, and right away released on a $35,000 bail. The arrest took place at Bob Hope Airport, when ariport officers stopped him for a vehicle code violation, and upon searching his car found a gun and some pot.

To this, his attorney has declared:

"There was no basis for this arrest. We believe that once this is cleared up, all charges will be dismissed."

Let me guess, the "no basis for this arrest" part will turn into "you arrested him because he is black"… and of course, the cops will get reprimended and may even lose their jobs. This is the Dogg we are talking about here; how dare them mess with him?

There must be something seriously wrong with Nicole Richie, as she is not only Ethiopian-like thin, but now is passing out too.

The petite actress reportedly fainted on Sunday morning after she had been hanging out with Lindsay Lohan at Hyde. A hotel employee approached Nicole and her friends suggesting to call 911 but was told not to, since they were planning on taking her to the hospital. They then left through the back door, but it is unknown if she was actually taken to the hospital or not.

Jessica Alba must be one of the hottest girls out there, but she must also be one of the most boring when it comes down to having sex. Granted, she’s doing it in the ocean, something that most of us haven’t done since we were in 12th grade, but for goodness sake, look at her face! She looks like she is having a social conversation instead of being banged!

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are now officially separated. According to their rep:

"We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."

Sources say that Reese was the one to break up the marriage, although it was not caused by a specific incident (sorry fellas, no cheating here), but was rather cumulative. In other words: she just couldn’t put up with his ass anymore!

Although reports that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will get married in George Clooney’s mansion in Italy have been shot down, a rep for the couple has announced that the couple will, indeed, tie the knot in the Mediterranean country. The same rep said that, other than the country of choice, he does not know the exact location of the wedding.

In the meantime, several sources have informed MSNBC that it is possible that the ceremony will take place on November 18th, in Georgio Armani’s Italian villa. The fashion designer is providing both the bride and groom’s wedding clothing, and with the prices he will charge, it would be only fair to allow TomKat to get hitched at his place.

Anna Nicole Smith’s tribulations seem to be endless. Now she is not only being sued by her ex-boyfriend Birkhead a second time, but her newly acquired Bahamian citizenship is being challenged since she doesn’t actually own the house she lives in, in that country (which is an unavoidable requirement). The worst part is that, having recently buried her son in the Caribbean nation, she may have to exhume his body and carry him back to the United States if she is forced to return here.

I have the solution to her troubles, at least the financial ones: write a book about all her soap-opera-style problems! Even though I’m sure she can’t write to save her life, I would buy it… nothing like getting the inner details from the source itself, don’t you think?

Why is it a little difficult to picture Paris Hilton on the side of the law? Call me pregidist but I just can not associate the slutty heiress with the formal image of a police officer… All that comes to my head when I put those words together (Paris Hilton + Police Officer) is the blonde millionaire offering a blowjob to a uniformed constiple.

I know, I’m sick! But so is she, so I guess we’re even. Anyway, here are some pictures of Paris getting her Halloween spirits up!

Michael Jackson is planning to marry his children’s nanny.

Jackson recently settled the custody battle with his ex-wife, and mother of his two eldest children, Debbie Rowe, and is now free to get on with his wedding plans. He is currently living in Ireland with 39 year old nanny Grace Rwaramba who his children reportedly call “mom.” Debbie Rowe is the mother of two eldest children, nine year old Prince Michael and eight year old Paris, and agreed to let him raise them when their marriage ended.

This year she claimed Jackson was an unfit parent and filed for custody of the kids. Recently, however, Rowe, 48, agreed to let him keep Paris and Prince Michael in return for $760,000 a year. Jackson also has a third child, four year old Prince Michael II, who he calls Blanket.

Kevin Federline feels underrated as a rap star.

Kevin who is married to Britney Spears has said that while everyone is always talking about him, they don’t give his music the attention it deserves. “I’m the most talked about of anyone over the last couple of years.”

The former dancer also revealed he has overcome the embarrassment of buying female hygiene products for his wife. He said “I used to be embarrassed to go to the store and buy tampons, but that’s all past tense. Once you make it through that, then you’re good.” Kevin’s debut album “Playing With Fire” was recently branded a “joke” by the hip-hop community.

Madonna has agreed to take her adopted son back to Malawi for regular visits.

Madonna who has been granted temporary foster care of 13 month old David Banda with a view to adopt him has promised to take him back to his homeland every four years. David’s father Yohande Banda told UK news channel “We made an agreement in court for David to lead a better life, I was happy with that. Every three or four years they will bring him to visit. I’m delighted he’s been welcomed into that family.”

Baby’s David’s father also urged Madonna not to be put off by the controversy surrounding the adoption or the red tape involved in legalizing her guardianship. A Malawian court is expected to rule on appeals by 67 human rights groups who claim the adoption was illegal. Desmond Kaunda, director of the Malawi Human Rights Resource Centre, said: “We are not against the adoption because it is a right, but our main concern is what extent was Madonna a resident in Malawi to actually qualify for that kind of an order.”

Pamela Anderson is suffering from the no baby blues.

Friends are saying that the pin up queen is dying to report that she and new hubby Kid Rock are expecting. Pam and Kid have started trying for a baby even before they got married. Pam says she would ideally like to have two or three more children and Rob (Kid Rock’s birth name) is totally on board with the idea. They both want to be parents of their own children in the worst way. She definitely feels her biological clock ticking being 39 and It’s very important to her.

Anderson, who has sons Brandon, 10, and Dylan 8, by former husband Tommy Lee, has expressed her desire to add to her brood, saying, “Once you have two, you might as well have 10.” But for now, Anderson would be more than happy to settle for news that one more is on the way. Kid Rock is doing his best to help his new wife battle any anxiety she has over not conceiving in the first few months of their marriage. There’s no doubt it’s the biggest thing going on in their lives right now waiting for Pam to get pregnant.

Naomi Campbell is once again in trouble with the law.

British police arrested the supermodel on Wednesday for allegedly assaulting her drug counselor. The alleged victim made a formal complaint and Campbell was detained. A spokesman for Campbell reportedly told a British newspaper, “We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Once police have investigated we are sure this will be resolved satisfactorily.”

The incident is not the first time this year that Campbell, who has a history of anger management issues, has run afoul of the law. In July she was arrested in London after causing a disturbance outside of the home of her ex, multi millionaire Dubai playboy Badr Jafar. And three employees have claimed she attacked them physically. Campbell was charged with second-degree assault in March for allegedly throwing a cell phone at housekeeper Ana Scolavino.

Anna Nicole Smith is being sued.

Anna Nicole Smith is being sued for a second time by photographer Larry Birkhead, who is now accusing her of fraud and conspiracy. Birkhead filed a paternity suit on Oct. 2, his lawyer, Debra Opri, shared copies of legal papers filed on Birkhead’s behalf earlier that day in a Bahamas court.

The papers allege that Smith and her lawyer and fiance, Howard K. Stern, conspired to misrepresent Stern as the father of Smith’s six week old daughter, Dannielynn Hope, and committed libel and slander by denying Birkhead is the father.

Birkhead is already seeking a court order to demand that Smith bring Dannielynn to California for a DNA test that would determine her paternity. The next hearing in that case will be on Monday.

Nicole Richie is taking a break from The Simple Life to seek help in her own life.

Nicole is to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she’s not been putting on any weight. She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. This is not a treatment for an eating disorder.

Richie’s treatment means work on the new season of The Simple Life, which will find Richie and recently reconciled pal Paris Hilton as camp counselors, is temporarily on hold. In recent months Richie has addressed rampant tabloid speculation over her weight loss. Last spring, she told People that “stress” over her breakup with former fiance Adam Goldstein briefly affected her eating habits.

In June, she admitted to Vanity Fair that she was working on her body image. “I know I’m too thin right now, so I wouldn’t want any young girl looking at me and saying, ‘That’s what I want to look like’.

National Enquirer reported Cameron Diaz was stepping out on Justin Timberlake.

According to court documents filed Friday, the Enquirer and Diaz are close to reaching a settlement in the $30 million defamation lawsuit that she filed against the tabloid last year over a cover story accusing her of cheating on Timberlake with a producer of her MTV show. Counsel reported that settlement discussions have been productive and that both parties are close to a settlement.

Diaz slapped the magazine with charges of slander and libel after it was reported that she and the producer, Shane Nickerson, who’s married, were seen smooching outside of a Los Angeles sound studio. The offending article, which ran behind the headline “Cameron Caught Cheating,” was published in the Enquirer’s May 23, 2005, issue. The Enquirer responded with confidence at the time of the filing, saying through a spokesman that the tabloid stood behind its reporting “and will defend the suit aggressively in court.”

Jennifer Aniston and her former ‘Friends’ co-star Matthew Perry have been caught taking a romantic stroll.

Aniston who is dating actor Vince Vaughn has been close friends with Matthew ever since they starred in the hit TV show. However, their friendship is said to be turning into more, as she is going through a rough patch in her relationship with Vince. Matt’s always fancied Jen, but he never really showed it.

The pair were recently spotted enjoying a romantic walk on the beach with their arms gently wrapped around each other walking near her Malibu home. They looked pretty cosy together and he was beaming ear to ear.

Mariah gets emancipated from her Hong Kong concert.

Just two days before Mariah Carey was due to perform a one off gig in the Chinese city, concert promoters have called off the event, citing low ticket sales and unreasonable demands from Mariah as their reasons for the abrupt cancellation. Concerts Asia was responsible for booking and cutting her gig. They have decided to cancel the event effective immediately due to both the poor response of public ticket sales and also due to specific last minute demands which they found unreasonable and not with the best interests of Hong Kong and the fans.

Concerts Asia reports that only 4,000 tickets were sold for the Saturday gig despite the presumed international popularity of Carey and “a substantial advertising campaign.” The outdoor Tamar Site venue has the capacity to hold up to 13,000 concert goers. With legions of fans in Hong Kong and South East Asia, Mariah has always appreciated the love and dedication they have shown over the years. She deeply regrets the disappointment caused to them due to unforeseen circumstances beyond her control.

Tara Reid has revealed cosmetic surgery left her nipples looking like “goose eggs”.

Tara Reid says a botched boob job left her nipples “looking like goose eggs.” And has also revealed that liposuction left her in agony. Tara explained “It looked like I got completely butchered up. The areolas looked like goose shaped eggs, and after the liposuction I got these bumps like little golf balls all over my stomach, and it hurt.”

It’s not the first time Tara has talked about her cosmetic surgery problems. Her first operation was horrible. The plastic surgery left her very scarred with uneven breasts and saggy skin. Tara had previously denied having her breasts enlarged, despite constant rumours to the contrary. However, she finally admitted having her chest surgically enhanced last year.

Paris Hilton is the new face of a campaign against drunk driving.

Paris Hilton has starred in a campaigning advert against drunk driving. She was arrested for drunk driving last month and is featured in a full page public service announcement in Seventeen magazine. Paris warns readers “All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive, it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don’t take any chances. It just isn’t worth it.”

Paris was stopped by police for speeding after leaving a party where she claimed to have only drank one margarita. She said afterwards “I hadn’t eaten all day and I was really hungry. I was driving fast because I needed a burger.” Paris has postponed her court hearing regarding the drunk driving charges and is yet to enter a plea bargain.