Victoria Beckham has banned super skinny models from her fashion line. So, who exactly is left to fit into those clothes?

A source says:

“Victoria wants to give out a positive image that you don’t have to be ultra skinny to look good.

“Victoria doesn’t want to be accused of giving young girls a complex about their image and putting pressure on them to be as skinny as her.”

Ummm, I’m speechless. Actually, I’m never speechless, but this is as close as it gets. This is so stupid and hypocritical that I don’t even have the words to tell you how stupid and hypocritical it is. It’s like Tom Cruise telling you he doesn’t want you to convert to Scientology as he bashes you over the head with a hardcover copy of Dianetics.

Posh, the only positive image you portray is that its ok to be a twig. And honestly, I don’t think the trees need the boost.

Courtney Love wants to be an American Idol judge. And if that doesn’t scare the contestants right off the stage nothing will. US Weekly is reporting that Courtney Love has been approached to replace Paula Abdul at the judges table.

From USmagazine:

“He called,” Love tells Usmagazine.com. “He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant.” But a source tells Usmagazine.com that Lythgoe was considering having Love “replace Paula.”

At least when Paula Abdul acts like a nutcase, you know she’s harmless. Like a doped up puppy. But Courtney Love is a different kind of crazy. She’ll probably jump on stage and start painting zodiac signs on the contestants faces with lipstick. And those will be the ones she likes.

Is Britney Spears trying to win back Mr. Sexy-Back? Rumor has it that Brit may be pinning her hopes on getting back with former love Justin Timberlake.

A source says:

Britney gets an ego boost by parading her piece of eye candy around! Britney hopes Justin will think more of her now she’s been seen with a successful guy like Isaac, because she isn’t hanging out with a loser like Kevin anymore. She wants to prove she can still land a good-looking and desirable guy.”

Maybe Britney hasn’t seen Jessica Biel lately. Ther is no way JT is going to dump that gorgeous girl to get back with an underwear-impaired, bad press magnet with two kids and a messy divorce up ahead. There’s baggage and then there’s Britney. She might as well have American Tourister tattooed on her forehead.

Paris Hilton has filed a law suit against the mad genius behind the website ParisExposed.com. Can you say “too little, way too late.”

From CNN:

In her lawsuit, Hilton said she put her possessions in storage two years ago when she and her sister, Nicky, moved out of a house that had been burglarized.

Hilton’s publicist Elliot Mintz said that she would like the site shut down and “would like all of these items returned to her.”

Ok, lesson one, you don’t let the moving company pack your sex tapes, naked photos and bongs. That’s the kind of stuff you pack in the bottom of a box, seal with five layers of tape and then move yourself. Duh.

Lesson two, sue before the website plasters your nasty ass all over the internet. Duh, again.

We all know there’s trouble on the Grey’s Anatomy set, but the mega-hit medical drama has still managed to clean up at the awards shows this year. But, is TR Knight ready to call it quits? Some say, yes indeed.

From MSNBC:

The actor was the subject of a widely-publicized homophobic slur by a cast mate and he “is so upset about the situation and so disgusted by how it was all handled,” that he’s planning to leave the show, says a source.

“He was told not to say anything about the whole incident,” says the insider, referring to an on-set dust up in October when fellow cast member Isaiah Washington referred to Knight, who plays Dr. George O’Malley, with a derogatory word used to describe gay men.

Now I’m all for standing by your beliefs, but there are principles and then there are paychecks. Sure TR Knight has a right to be pissed, but walking away from a hit show is not the way to make yourself feel better. Well, you might feel better, but you’ll be unemployed and you won’t even be able to land a guest spot on Sesame Street. David Caruso, dude, that’s all I’m saying.

Say it isn’t so. Hilary Duff has gone to the darkside. The sweet faced star and her sister were spotted at Hollywood hot spot, Hyde, as drunk as Lindsay Lohan and as slutty as Paris Hilton.

From Us Magazine:

“It was kind of inappropriate,” the onlooker sneers. “She was pretty drunk and staggering around the bathroom, bumping into people and shrieking that her gay male friend had a vagina so it was okay for him to be there.” The sisters continued to party Paris Hilton-style throughout the night at a VIP table, where our source says they were “all over” their two man-dates. Haylie 21, whispered in the ear of her 30-ish-year-old date while kissing his neck. Hilary perched on her date’s lap, laughing and flirting with her own older man. Says the source: “When I’ve seen Hilary out in the past, she has been relatively composed, but tonight she was acting pretty wild.”

So Lizzie McGuire wants to prove that she can skank it up with the best of them. You know there’ snothing wrong with being the good girl in a sea of herpes riddled, stumbling drunk disgraces. Hell, to be the good girl in that group all you need to do is wear underwear. If there’s a Hilary Duff upskirt on the way, I’ll know she’s lost to us forever.

Victoria Beckham won’t be joining the celebrity Scientologists. In spite of being buddies with Scientology poster children (of the corn) Tom Cruise and Katie/Kate Holmes, Posh Spice has no desire to hang out at the Celebrity Center.

A friend says:

It’s completely laughable that there’s even talk of her becoming a Scientologist. Just because people are friends with someone doesn’t mean they do everything they do. Scientology is like kabbala in that it’s become all about money. Kabbala bracelets are now $28! It’s a joke…Scientology is an expensive religion; Victoria is too cheap to convert.”

That just makes my day. Posh chooses her faith based on the price of the souveniers in the gift shop. I love the fact that she calls it like she sees it where money and trendy religions are concerned, but it loses something in translation considering the fact that her husband just signed a $250 million contract. Seriously, how much does that spaceship cost?

Lindsay Lohan may have finally gone too far…and we mean it this time. Hollywood is abuzz that the party girl who has a nasty habit of missing work for hospital visits, is being blacklisted by some members of movie land royalty.

Entertainmentwise.com says:

Hollywood stars Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman are apparently refusing to work with Lindsay Lohan, with the troubled actress becoming even more unpopular. The Mean Girls star created the wrong type of headlines again yesterday with her friend Sean Lennon criticising her for agreeing to star in a new film about his father John’s murderer, Mark Chapman. Now The Sun reports veterans Nicholson and Freeman have instructed their agents there is no way they would even consider working with Lohan.

I like it. It’s like a Lindsay Lohan boycott. Maybe we can get buttons made that say “Don’t Encourage Her.” Then celebrites can wear black ribbons to all the awards shows to show their support for thrusting Lindsay back into the shadows where evil creatures like her belong.

So Rachel McAdams showed up at the SAG awards looking like a 1980’s 10 year old. She’s such a pretty girl, but what’s with the pink streaks? Was she planning on treating fiance Ryan Gosling to a Wham concert after the show?

Miss USA has served her time in wild-girl rehab and is back on the streets. Tara Conner, aka the freakiest Miss USA ever, admits that she has a problem with alcohol and has vowed to help others. Awww, isn’t that all sober and sweet?

From People:

I didn’t think I had any kind of issue going into rehab. I even said, ‘I’ll get some free therapy,’ or something like that - and that was so ridiculous,” says Conner. “But I’ve realized I do have an issue. I suffer from the disease of alcoholism and addiction. And if there’s anything that I want people to know it’s the severity of this disease and what it can do to people.”

Is it just me, or does it sound like Miss USA got grounded and now she’s trying to convince her parents that she learned her lesson when really she’s just plotting how to sneak out for the next party?

David Beckham, Scarlett Johansson Beyonce and more are playing dress-up for Disney. Annie Liebovitz is photographing the celebs portraying famous Disney characters as part of Disney’s Year of a Million Dreams bonanza.

Becks decided that he fits the bill as Prince Charming, complete with sword, white horse and fire breathing dragon.

“There were many Disney characters I liked as a kid,” Beckham said in a statement released by Disney on Friday.

“Now my sons love the Disney characters and it’s a big part of their lives, a big part of many children’s lives around the world. So to be part of that is an honor and very exciting,” he said.

Check out the pics of Scarlett as Cinderella (wearing a designer gown and a 62 carat Harry Winston tiara) and Beyonce as Alice in Wonderland. And is that Lyle Lovett sitting in the teacup?

This whole thing is just a little too “look at the pretty celebrities” for me to support. Now if there were a few shots of Hilary Clinton as the Wicked Witch and Tom Cruise as Cruella del Ville, that I could get behind.

Paris Hilton is telling the world that she’s fightin’ mad about the private videos and pictures from her confiscated storage locker that are clogging the internet.

But The Rad Report has a different story. Citing a “super credible source,” they claim that the STD socialite is behind the whole eye-burning drama. And they claim that she’s getting a big payday from it too.

Why have the Paris Exposed videos been edited? Why is there none of her friends in the tapes. And who films themselves naked but doesn’t have sex?

You know, there’s a whole bunch of stuff Paris Hilton does naked that I can’t figure out. But I do like the conspiracy theory. Maybe Paris leaked the videos and then ran back to her hideout in Roswell to play with her UFO…naked of course.

Sharon Stone was “unexpectedly” photographed outside the Ivy restuarant in a sheer top without a bra. Gee, if only she hadn’t known that the trendy LA eatery would be crawling with paparazzi (like it is everyday). And if only she hadn’t “accidentally” forgotten to grab her bra that morning.

Why didn’t she just sling a sing around her neck that said “I need attention”…it would have been more sublte than flashing her knee-knockers when people are trying to eat.

I know we’ve already heard about the ParisExposed website and all of the gory contents of the infamous storage locker. But it’s a slow news day and it’s Paris Hilton naked. So here’s an update on what the aimless heiress does with her free time.

Page Six has a detailed list of the contents, including:

* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.

* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.”

Plus there are all the videos. What I find fascinating about these videos, is that Paris is so completely in love with herself. I think she’d marry a mirror if it was legal.

Jared Leto is denyiny a story that he was acting like a prissy boy at a Park City hot spot.

From Page Six:

Jared Leto’s bizarre behavior continued this week when the actor-turned-rocker stirred things up at Harry O’s Tao in Park City. While Hasidic hip-hop artist Matisyahu was performing, Leto unsuccessfully tried chatting up Michelle Smith (rumored girlfriend of Chris Robinson), then began bumping into people in the crowded venue as he headed back to his table. When a fellow patron told Leto to “relax,” Leto grabbed a liquor bottle and held it above the guy’s head. Spies said when bouncers asked Leto to leave, he responded by holding up a beer bottle as he was led out. Reps for Leto told Page Six, “This story is completely untrue.”

You know, I have almost no clue as to who this guy is or why I should care about him. Ok, he’s in a band called 30 Seconds to Mars and I guess he’s a wannabe actor. But the guy sounds like a twit and he wears way too much eye make-up. I haven’t had that much eyeliner on since junior high and even then it was only because I was 12 and I didn’t know any better. What’s his excuse?

Are George Cloney and Pamela Anderson getting cozy? Not since Julia Roberts married goofy looking country singer Lyle Lovett, has a Hollywood hookup caused so many people to say “huh?”

A California spotting has George and Pam sharing a romantic dinner at the Valley Inn. The two have supposedly been seen walking their dogs together as well. A source says:

“George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet.”

Well, duh. If I were dating Pamala Anderson I wouldn’t tell anyone either. You’d think with the number of women who toss their room keys at George on a daily basis, he could have picked one that didn’t belong to a woman who looks like a melting Barbie doll.

Lindsay Lohan is still popping in and out of rehab seemingly whenever the whim strikes her. And it’s starting to annoy the other residents of the Wonderland Center. Welcome to my world, people.

From TMZ:

When she does go back, other rehab residents have groused to TMZ that Lindsay has her peeps come to pamper her — a masseur, hairstylist, makeup artist, etc. They’re also upset that Lindsay has the magic key to the front door.

Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay’s high-powered publicist, told TMZ, “Lindsay is 100% not getting special treatment. She’s getting the same as everyone else. This isn’t the Betty Ford Clinic, it’s not a lockdown facility. There is personal time. All these naysayers who keep blogging and speaking out, like the ‘Today’ show, they don’t know what she’s going through, they’re not there. They shouldn’t speak until they’ve gone through something like that.”

This is all just further proof that Lindsay Lohan has no power to resist a Hollywood trend. She saw a bunch of other celebs going into rehab and getting good press for it so she decided to give it a try. But when she figured out that rehab involves giving up drinking and drugs, she opted for the “I’m just here for the spa treatments” plan.

I wonder if there is some loophole in the entrance papers that let the doctors ship her ass to some lockdown center in the middle of nowhere. Now that would reaffirm my faith in the medical community.

And the oh-so classy Britney Spears strikes again. The pop tart who has been so busy partying without panties and passing out on the job, apparently doesn’t have the time to tip a valet.

City Rag is reporting a story Mike Walker shared on the Howard Stern Show:

Britney Spears was picking up her car at an L.A restaurant and dumped a pile of change on the pavement while reaching for her ticket. When the valet pulled up with her car, she pointed at the change and said “there’s your tip” adding “Im sure there’s a lot of money over there but I don’t have time to pick it up” and making the poor dude scrape $5 in coin off the ground.”

This guy shouldn’t feel too bad. Britney is also too busy alienating everyone who ever cared about her or her career to spend time with her kids or work on her tattered public image. Hey, getting drunk, hooking up with guys who could be clones of your ex-husband and coordinating outfits made of mesh and plastic wrap is a time consuming process.

Justin Timberlake may have found the ultimate rebound relationship. Rumors are swirling that Mr. Sexy-Back may be keeping warm in Park City by cozying up to Jessica Biel. If you listen very closely, I think you can hear Cameron Diaz screaming like the bunny cooker in Fatal Attraction.

From US Weekly:

Actress Jessica Biel reportedly flew out to the Sundance Film Festival on Wednesday to spend time with new love interest Justin Timberlake.

Biel, most recently seen playing a young soldier returning from Iraq in the film Home of the Brave, doesn’t have a movie screening at the festival, although Timberlake’s new film, Black Snake Moan, premiered on Wednesday.

I’m still not sure what it is that draws women to Justin Timberlake. To me, he still looks like a boy bander trying to pass for a grown-up. But hey, if the guy is hooking up with Jessica Biel, he must have a whole lot of something…exactly how big was that “Dick in a Box” box?

Sounds like there’s at least one celebrity at Sundance who a little emabrassed by the swag she snagged. Sienna Miller says she plans on giving much of her “please tell people you use our stuff” bribery to charity.

From the LA Times:

“And it makes you feel guilty. I did get given some stuff that I didn’t ask for necessarily… then I found out that you can actually give it to this company that auctions it on EBay and gives the money for charity.”

So here, according to staffers at the various swag suites, are the things that may be popping up on the online auction site, courtesy of Ms. Miller: From the Fred Segal boutique, $300 in Le Mystère Lingerie panties, which they said Miller took after telling them she’d forgotten to pack her “knickers”; $200 boots by Earth shoes; a $400 Portolano brown cashmere shawl; and a $450 Linea Pelle handbag. From the Kari Feinstein Style Lounge, a $1,200 Melrose Mac laptop, which staffers said Miller was “very excited” to take. From the Jessica Meisels Marquee Lounge, $8,000 of Lia Sophia jewelry, an $800 Botkier bag and $900 in Dermalogica skin care products, which she was delighted to receive, according to those present, because she’s been traveling for a month and has run out of “everything.”

Wow, it must have been difficult for Sienna to have all those expensive gifts forced up on her. That has to be one of the most dangerous parts of being a celebrity…drive-by swagging.

Do you really see Sienna Miller giving up $8,000 in jewlry and a laptop? Don’t try to play us, Sienna, you know you’re keeping the sparklies. Now just act like all the other celebrities and try to pretend like you’re not selling out.