Serial adopter Angelina Jolie is making Brad Pitt a daddy again. Angie is officially changing her newly adopted son Pax Thien’s name to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt.

From TMZ:

Angelina Jolie has filed a petition in L.A. County Superior Court to change the name of her latest adopted child from Pax Thien Jolie to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt.

In papers filed April 16 and obtained today by TMZ, Angelina — the sole adoptive parent of Pax — is requesting the change so it will reflect the last name of her partner, Brad Pitt, and so it is the same as that of her other three children.

This poor kid, he’s not going to have any idea what his name is. Every time he thinks he knows who he is, Angie goes and changes his name again. Someone get this kid a name tag.

Lindsay Lohan is still a busy girl. Even though she just backed out of (or got denied or changed her mind…who the hell knows) the threesome promising film The Best Times of our Lives with Kiera Knightley, LiLo doesn’t look too bummed about missing some lady loving with the twiggy Kiera. Here’s Lindsay leaving Winston’s looking like an Alaskan pole dancer. Who says flannel and short shorts don’t go together?

Looks like Kirsten Dunst turned a bit shy when she ws spotted leaving one of many after-parties following the London premiere of Spider-Man 3. Kirsten got her party on with her apparently back-on boy toy Johnny Borrell.

From The Daily Mail:

The 24-year-old actress began the evening at 6pm looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on the red carpet in Leicester Square. She wore a demure high-necked dress which reached below the knee.

She eventually stumbled back to the Covent Garden Hotel just before 4am.

I don’t know why she’s trying so hard to hide form the cameras. It’s not like she’s passed out or looking like Courtney Love after a weekend bender. But in the interest of public service to celebrities, here’s a tip for little Kiki. If you don’t want to be photographed…shut the car door.

Melanie Brown aka Scarey Spice is taking the paternity battle over her baby girl to a new level. Mel B. not only named Eddie Murphy as the baby daddy on the birth certificate, but she gave the baby Eddie’s name as well. Ok, she didn’t name the girl Eddie, but she’s not exactly hiding who provided the sperm.

From E! Online:

Ex-girlfriend Melanie Brown announced Tuesday that she has given her newborn daughter Murphy’s surname, further upping the ante in the former couple’s ongoing paternity spat.

In a statement, Brown, 31, explained the genesis of Angel Iris Murphy Brown’s moniker:
“Angel, as she was my little angel through my pregnancy. Iris, as it’s my grandma’s name. Murphy, because he’s the dad. And Brown, because I’m the mum!”

And if you’ve been paying attention to this baby drama, you probably noticed that Mel changed her daughter’s name from the previously reported Fortuna Daphne Bay. Of course with the whole Murphy Brown thing going on, I expect Eddie will try to claim that Candace Bergen is the real father.

If you ever wondered if liposuction works, here’s your proof. Check out Britney Spears working her suddenly svelte bod. And she knows she’s looking hot too. Why else would she keep her arms well above her rediscovered abs? Brit doesn’t want anything blocking a photo of her six-pack.

So good for you Brit. Now keep away from hair clippers and fertile men and you should be on the road to a comeback.

Rosie O’Donnell loves attention and she’s back to using her does-anyone-care-anymore feud with Donald Trump to keep the spotlight shining in her direction. Rosie recently hosted the Matrix Awards in New York and used the crowd of 2,000 influential women at the Women in Communications luncheon to try out some new Trump-bashing jokes.

From Page Six:

The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb as Barbara Walters lowered her head on the dais and covered her face with her hand. O’Donnell concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, “Eat me!”

O’Donnell also said she was sad when Trump called her “disgusting” and “fat” because, “it was always my dream to give an old, bald billionaire a boner.”

What a class-act. The audience included Sen. Hilary Clinton, Ariana Huffington, Nora Ephron and former Apprentice uber-boss Martha Stewart. And I’m sure watching Rosie grab her nether-region didn’t spoil their appetites at all.

I could have posted pictures of The Donald, but I thought you would prefer pics of his hot daughter.

Kim Bassinger is sitting back and thanking her lucky stars that she picked a guy with such a bad temper to father her child. Ex-hubby Alec Baldwin has stepped in such a big pile of crap that Kim doesn’t have to do anything to prove that she’s a better parent for their 11 year old daughter Ireland.

From E! Online:

The Oscar-winning actress denies leaking the angry voicemail Baldwin left for daughter Ireland almost two weeks ago after the child supposedly missed one of his scheduled calls, Basinger’s rep, Annett Wolf, said in a statement Monday. The recording ended up posted on TMZ.com last week.

“Kim’s sincerest wish if for him to finally address his unstable and irrational behavior so he, at some point, can potentially create a relationship with his daughter,” wolf’s statement continues. “Until then, Kim will continue to protect and safeguard her child’s well-being as any parent would.”

Kim has reportedly hired a bodygaurd to watch over her and Ireland (the kid not the country) and Alec is barred from visiting with his daughter. Meanwhile, Ireland (the country this time) is lifting a collective pint of Guinness and saying “see…now that’s an Irish temper!”

Remember when some girl in school pissed you off and you went and wrote her name on the girl’s bathroom wall along with the words “for a good time call…” Well apparently My Space is the new girl’s bathroom wall and Shanna Moakler is holding the magic marker.

The former beauty queen, former reality show star and former Dancing with the Stars reject posted the private phone numbers and email addresses of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan on her My Space page. Then she added this little note to explain why she did it:

“I posted this blog back in January to let you all know that my accounts were hacked. … and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them….id like to share my ‘hacked’ info as well. ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.”

Elliot Mintz, Paris Hilton’s never-gets-a-day-off rep responded with this:

“This woman is simply desperate for press and attention. Shanna deliberately posted Paris’s phone number and e-mail address on her Web site. It was an unprovoked invasion upon Paris’s privacy, which immediately caused her to change her contact information. It was a childish, mean-spirited thing to do. And we are not going to dignify such an action with any additional comment.”

The next thing you know Paris is going to go tell Dustin Diamond that Shanna lkkes him and realy wants him to ask her to the school dance. Grow up girls! Or put on bikins and fight it out in an inflatable pool filled with Jell-O like civilized women.

Scarlett Johansson hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend and while she may have made fans happy with her ample and obvious cleavage, at least one photographer was unimpressed with the ta-ta twins.

From TMZ:

Photogs went wild trying to get a shot of Johansson heading into an SNL afterparty at McCormick & Schmick’s late Saturday night in New York. When the stacked starlet tried to brush by the crowd, one cameraman started shouting “don’t be a bitch! Bitch! Bitch!”

What, calling her a bitch didn’t make her suddenly stop, turn around and smile pretty for the camera? I’m shocked. Who can possibly figure out what women want these days?

Looks like Madonna decided to take the kid and run. The Malawi Mom apparently changed her mind about letting her soon-to-be-adopted son David visit with his biological father back in Malawi. Though Madonna stated that she intended to let David and his father visit at the orphange where Madge plucked the kid up from obscurity, she decided at the last minute to cancel the visit.

From People:

A source at the orphanage tells PEOPLE that “[Banda] was told he would spend some time with his son,” but the meeting was canceled.

Banda, an onion and tomato farmer, left the border district of Mchinji early Saturday expecting to reunite with David. But it was not to be. “They had reached the town of Namitete when the executive director got a call from Madonna’s people telling her that the meeting had been called off,” said the source. “They were not given reasons.”

When pressed for a reason why she skipped out on the reunion, Madonna replied simply “finders keepers, losers weepers.”

Looks like Jennifer Lopez is going back to work to help pay off hubby Marc Anthony’s tax bill. J-Lo is going to bring home $2 million for one night’s work. And it’s not that kind of work…she’s getting paid to sing.

From TMZ:

Andrei Melnichenko, a 35-year-old banker, is jetting J.Lo to London to play for his wife’s bash, and is shelling out $1.2 mil in appeareance fees and $800K in expenses

For that kind of money he should be expecting J-Lo to sing her latin songs in Russian and dance around in one of those fur hats dressed like Dr. Zhivago.

Rebel singer Amy Winehouse doesn’t give a sh** what you think of her. And apparently she doesn’t care what the postman htinks of her either. Amy was caught by photogs answering her door in what looks like jeans and a bra. I might buy the whole “I didn’t have time to grab a shirt” argument except for the fact that her hair is done. Well, done in an Amy Winehouse cross between a beehive and a spaceship and her make-up (such as it is) is on.

But you have to give props to the mailman who is actually managing to look professional while carrying on a conversation with a half-naked singer who looks like she just rolled of her last john.

Retired tennis star Anna Kournikova is learning that good looks won’t get you everything. Well, she already figured out that it won’t get you tennis trophies, but now her hot bod and good looks aren’t even enough to save her from a surfer smackdown.

From thew New York Post

Retired tennis hottie Anna Kournikova probably wished she’d bitten her tongue after she yelled at a Miami Beach surfer and his sunbathing puppy, “That dog should be on a [bleep]ing leash!” The surfer snapped back, “Maybe you should be on a [bleep]ing leash!” Our source reports, “All the surfers and bystanders applauded and barked at Anna.” Embarrassed, Kournikova walked around the corner, but “reappeared minutes later with three girlfriends who just stood there scowling.” Kournikova’s rep did not return calls.

So the surfer manages a fantastic comeback and all Anna can do is grab some girls and organize a nasty look brigade. Guess you need more than blonde hair and a backhand when you’re back on the outskirts of the A-list.

Kelly Clarkson may have won Americna Idol like 10 years ago, but the girl stil can’t believe her own hype. The still hanging on to fame singer was recently given the American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers (ASCAP)’s top honour (Song of the Year). Her song “Because of You” shared the award with Mary J. Blige’s song “Be Without You.”

Kelly’s reaction to the award was “”Honestly, I thought it was a joke. Song of the year? I can name a lot of songs that are better then my songs.”

No I didn’t make that up, that’s what the girl said. I like her honesty. You never see someone win an Oscar or an Emmy and when they hit the podium they say something like “You know, I wasn’t all that great. I spent most of the time in my trailer playing solitare on my Blackberry.”

While Britney Spears is already back in the spotlight after her manic meltdown and rehab stint, Grey’s Anatomy star and resident homophob Isaiah Washington is still doing penance for his politcally incorrect flub. Isaiah has declined to toss his name into the Emmy Award pile for his work on the hostile work environment medical drama.

From TMZ:

After a very public battle with homophobia (he allegedly called castmate T.R. Knight a homophobic term, and then used an anti-gay epithet during an interview at the Golden Globes in January), “Grey’s Anatomy” star Isaiah Washington won’t be submitting his name for an Emmy this year, according to the Daily News. In order to be considered for an award, names had to be submitted by Friday, but, says Washington’s publicist Howard Bragman –- whose job must have been particularly challenging this past year –- Washington’s interested in “the acting, not the awards.” Washington recently attended counseling for his insensitive slurs, and issued an apology.

Not hsi interest is in not losing his job. I’m guessing bowing out of the Emmy’s was just one requirement on the “how to save your job” list he got from ABC. Going to rehab was at the top and I think the next item is “kiss the gay guy’s ass.” Bet Isaiah loves that one.

Lindsay Lohan is admitting that she may have bene a bad girl…but she says its not her fault. Lindsay is trying to repair her spoiled brat image by explaining her behavior on the set of her newest flick Georgia Rule and blaming her ex-boyfriend.

From TMZ:

Lilo, you’ll remember, was publicly dissed by the CEO of Morgan Creek Productions James G. Robinson, in a harsh letter that called her behavior “discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional” and likened Lindsay to a spoiled child. She received the dismissive missive after a series of sick days and late arrivals on set, and was threatened with legal action if she continued to disrupt filming.

Lohan is now owning up to her bad behavior and blaming it on –what else –- relationship problems with then-boyfriend Harry Morton. She tells Allure magazine this month, “It upset me because I was … a bit irresponsible. I didn’t think about the consequences, but I was also going through something in my life.”

Nothing shows sincerity like pushing the blame off on someone else. And seriousy, how long were Lindsay and Harry knocking boots? I think you have to be together at least 6 months before you can blame each other for your mental issues.

So Jessica Simspon got all dolled up one night and decided to do what she does best. Bounce. Jess is one of the only women in the world who can turn the simple act of walking down the street into some NSFW soft core porn. I don’t know what her boobs find so interesting but that right one is trying awfully hard to pop out of her top and take a peek.

Britney Spears is none to pleased with her dadddy. Brit’s dad Jamie Spears recently sent a letter to Pge Six defending Brit’s on again off again manager Larry Rudolph for reportedly being the one to toss Britney into rehab. Papa Spears doesn’t like the way his little girl has been trashing Rudolph in the press and he went public with his support for the guy.

From The New York Post:

“When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life. The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter’s statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him.”

“I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It’s sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now.”

I love that Britney calls heself “a real woman.” Cause it takes a real woman to ditch her kids, shave her head and pay off her ex-husband. Maybe Britney really meant to say that her daddy doesn’t know how to accept cash in return for being a yes man. News flash, Brit…your dad may be the only guy in the world who isn’t after your money.

So apparently Alec Baldwin won’t be taking home the “father of the year” award. The 30 Rock actor has been caught on voicemail screaming at his 11 year old daughter Ireland. TMZ managed to get a copy of the Daddy Dearest voicemail.

From TMZ:

After Ireland failed to answer her father’s scheduled phone call from New York on April 11, Alec went berserk on her voice mail, saying “Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone,” adding, “you have insulted me for the last time.”

Before hanging up, Baldwin warned the child, “You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me.”

A Los Angeles judge was so disturbed by the tape that Alec’s visitation rights have been temporarily suspended and a hearing has been set for May 4th. Alec could lose all visitation with Ireland.

I wonder if they can set Alec’s loving words to music so that he and Ireland can use it for their father-daughter dance when she someday marries a bitter actor with a rotten temper and a fat face. Girls always marry guys just like their dads.

Is Paris Hilton a cheater? The aimless heiress who has been sporting a new piece of arm candy recently in Desperate Housewives co-star Josh Henderson was spotted even more recently locking lips with musician James Blunt. The two were reportedly hot and heavy at Teddy’s Wednesday night.

From the New York Daily

“They were all over each other. They both ended up back at Paris’ house.”

So maybe she and Josh have split, or maybe they aren’t exlcusive. Of course when you’ve been with as many guys as Paris I don’t think you get to use the word exclusive anymore….all-inclusive seems to fit better.