Even on a cloudy beach in an ugly swimsuit, Kim Kardashian is still the queen of all things booty. Does she ever do anything else besides hit up beaches? What I love most is how proud of her body she is. This is no airbrushing, just lucious hotness spilling out on a cloudy beach. Even her hair is a mess, but no matter, Kim Kardashian has super hotness powers that no cryptonite in the world can bring down.

What a life.

More Kim Kardashian hot bikini pictures.

I didn’t think it was possible to make Jessica Biel any hotter, but apparently Disney found a way by casting her as Pochahontas.

I think it would be much cooler if they renamed the movie PokeAhotness. And then make the movie about her riding someone’s teepee. But hey, what do I know? I am just some random blogging pervert. If could have really cheesy acting, some guy with greased back hair and a shaved chest. Jessica could have a plumbing issue in her teepee. Man, this would be awesome.

Anyways, here are some more Jessica Biel Pochahontas pictures.

Extra says, “Definitely a lot more emotions!” she confessed. “Anything could make me incredibly angry or break down crying, and that’s not something I’m used to.”

She also admitted that she’s already dreaming about baby.

“It had to do with breastfeeding, which is the only thing I’m paranoid about, more than giving birth,” she revealed, adding that she’s trying not to gain too much weight during the pregnancy.

“I try and eat healthy as possible, good for baby, exercise, as long as i don’t’ gain too much to fast, that’s the key,” she said.

The bad news is that Jessica Alba is now a moody b@#tch. The good news is, ironically, it isn’t my problem. Hey, I would put up with it if it meant impregnating her. I do like the fact that she is already planning to snap that body back in place. Good girl.

Maybe I should help you Jessica, with the breastfeeding fears you have. I can, you know, give you some warm up rounds. I will start slow and gradual get more aggressive. By the end of the day, you will be totally comfortable with the breastfeeding process.

More pictures of Jessica Alba. Lots of them in fact. Douchebag not present.

Holy mother of God! Wow.

This is truly perfection! Eva Mendes has to be pretty much every dude’s fantasy. If she isn’t, then the guy is probably into Leonardo Dicaprio, if you know what I mean. Her eyes, the killer body, lordy.

I definitely suggest you get down to the store and get the latest Maxim for your bathroom reading material. I have one in my bathroom, one in my car, one in the kitchen and one taped above my bed.

Yep, Demi Moore still has it going on. Check out this month’s V Magazine if you get a chance. I guess when you are a rich Hollywood former starlet, you can invest your money in looks. Fake boobs, facelifts and of course, a magazine willing to clean up your pictures.

But hey, she still looks really good. But Ashton Kutcher is an idiot. He should be banging 22 year old USC girls, not Demi Moore. Sorry, but she only has a few good years left and then the party is over. Hopefully Ashton has a backup plan.

Just kidding, but it sounds better as a weapon in World of Warcraft than it does as the follow up movie to Casino Royal, which I might add rocked.

Page Six says, Although the title may sound strange, it is actually steeped in spy lore. Quantum of Solace is the title of a short story in For Your Eyes Only, a 1960 collection of short stories written by Bond creator, Ian Fleming.
Luckily, it seems that the plot of the short story — James attends a boring dinner party with a group of socialites he can’t stand and after making an offensive remark is told a story about the love affair between a former civil servant and a flight attendant — has been completely nixed from the film.

What “spy lore” is it “steeped” in? My God Hollywood really finds itself to be super important.I liked Casino Royal, but I really haven’t ever gotten into any of the Bond installations and I doubt this is any different. Plus, I can’t imagine ordering 2 tickets to see “Quantum of Solace.”

Ok, 1 ticket. It would be 1 ticket. Screw off.

Bauer Griffin says, Earlier this year, Angelina Jolie was seen visiting the office of Dr. Jason Rothbart, who treated her during her first pregnancy and delivered her daughter Shiloh in Namibia. It is believed that she was advised by Rothbart to put on some weight, or he would be unable to help her achieve a second pregnancy.
Angelina herself has been open about her desire to be pregnant. And now she has apparently been spotted at the OB GYN office of the doctor who helped Nicole Richie through her recent pregnancy. The consensus is that Brad and Angelina plan on moving to their recently-purchased chateau in France where they hope to add two to their ever expanding brood there.

The word on the street is that Brad Pitt has some rather powerful juice and that Angelina Jolie is going to have twins. And then move to France, which sucks for them. French people are annoying, even when you are rich. Ok, I have no idea how they treat rich people, I just know how they treated me and the jeans I wore over there were pretty expensive so I have to assume they thought I was rich.

When is Brad Pitt going to return to normal? Last interview I saw with the guy he seemed really depressed. He was talking about his old age. He is like 44, right? Puss.

I am surprised that Angelina wants to have her own kids, I figured she would keep the African baby mill going strong.

Statement from record label Universal Music Group”Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction.”

I am giving this a Robert Downey Jr. snowball chance in hell. She is an addict. She will got to rehab, meet more addicts, and party on. This train ain’t stoppin’ for some silly rehab program.

Plus, sorry, but rehab is for quitters. I don’t think Amy Winehouse is exactly the quitting type. She is a physiological warrior, her body can endure tons of chemicals. She has worked hard to be able to function as a total mess, why throw all that hard work down the drain? I doubt highly this episode last.

They aren’t her kids. Man, this is the strangest Britney Spears story yet, which is saying a lot.

US Magazine says, “She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who approached Spears to ask if she was OK. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”

Check out what witnesses said.

“It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,” says a school source. She was directed to a more secure entrance around back.
But before getting into her car and driving off (without any children), she chatted up the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’”

You have friends Britney. Imaginary friends. Which are the best kind you know. I know sometimes they act all mean and stuff, but they are always with you. They are always there to tell you to go to a gas station bathroom, or bang a paparrazi so he can sell your story. Or get you banned from nightclubs.

I want Britney’s number. I bet she is incredible in bed. Crazy broads always are.

I can’t believe she is even allowed near Elementary Schools. I have a feeling the judge will take notice in at the February hearing!

NY Daily News says, A few days after the Giants bounced the Cowboys from the playoffs, Romo called the “Dukes of Hazzard” star to tell her their romance was over.
“He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends,” a pal of hers said.

Tony Romo is now officially the biggest wuss on the face of the earth. Basically, the guy parties it up with Jessica, bangs her lots of times, doesn’t focus on the biggest game of his career, blows it, and then blames Jessica Simpson. Give me a break, I call bullsh$%t. He is just looking for a scapegoat for his pathetic play, so he hopped on the Jessica Simpson is a distraction bus.

Here is an idea Tony, how about you study some tape before big games? Or maybe hold off on big vacations in the middle of the playoffs. Or stop pretending you are Brett Favre, cause you aren’t.

I bet Nick Lachey is laughing is butt off at this one. Jessica Simpson is hot, clearly this has to be the first time she has ever been dumped. And to think that she paid for the Cabo vacation on her own private jet. I think she should show up to the Superbowl in an Eli Manning jersey, that would be spot on!

Associate Press says, There were six different types of prescription drugs in the room, including pills to treat insomnia and anxiety, and an antihistamine, according to two law enforcement officials who spoke on condition of anonymity because the investigation is ongoing.

So allergy medicine and anxiety pills killed him? My God, what is the world coming to? It has to be more than just this, I mean, come on. That sounds close to my daily regimen of meds. This guy has to attend events with Tom Cruise and Will Smith hanging around, I would imagine that anti-anxiety pills are just par for the course for normal dudes like Heath.

Where is the blow?

My God, how is Amy Winehouse still living? Think about her daily regimen. Honestly, I bet her body considers antihistamines vitamins.

What a tough break for Heath Ledger. Rest in peace brother.

Oh man, Will Ferrel’s Funny or Die website brings us another great treat. I love Jerry O’Connell now. Watch as he makes fun of Tom Cruise.

What is better? Jerry is with Rebecca Romain, and she is way hotter than Katie Holmes. Further adds to my theory that Cruisentology turns hot girls into ugly girls. You go Jerry, I am glad someone finally had the balls.

I especially love his laugh. Nice touch and dead on.

When is Tom Cruise going to figure out that he is crazy? What a mess.

NY Daily News says, Ghalib conceded that Spears, 26, was not aware he was going public about their relationship and insisted they are still together despite reports she kicked him to the curb.
“It’s far from over, but then I don’t have the ultimate say in this relationship,” Ghalib said.

Oh man, does this mean that Britney Spears craziness is rubbing off on Adnan? Just the other day she was heard britishly telling his own paparazzi team that she doesn’t even know who Adnan is.

And what does he mean he doesn’t have the “ultimate say” in the relationship? Adnan, you need to man up and take control of this whack ass b$*tch. Sorry dude, but if she is as crazy as she seems, if you aren’t in control, that makes you crazier. You need to whip a ho into shape. This is America. Come on dude.

Here are a few more pics of Adnan Ghalib

Oh My God. Man, I really do love Kim Kardashian, particularly topless in a bikini bottom. I know this is touched up, but I don’t care. What a booty. She did this shoot for Travis Barker’s new clothing line. She has the best cans and booty on planet earth right now. Although I am betting that when she gets older, her looks are going to really go down into the tank. I just don’t think a female can carry that kind of weight into her 30s.

But I would be willing to take the ride for now.

Associate Press says, We, Heath’s family, confirm, the very tragic, untimely and accidental passing of our dearly loved son, brother and doting father of Matilda. He was found peacefully asleep in his New York apartment by his housekeeper at 3:30 p.m. U.S. time.
We would like to thank our friends and everyone around the world for their well wishes and kind thoughts at this time. Heath has touched so many people on so many different levels during his short life but few had the pleasure of truly knowing him.

He was a down to earth, generous, kind-hearted, life-loving and selfless individual who was extremely inspirational to many. Please now respect our families need to grieve and come to terms with our loss privately.

In addition to this, the family and NYPD say the death is not a suicide, rather, appears to be a drug induced accident. Heath was recently quoted as saying, “I feel good about dying because I feel alive through her.” Her refers to his daughter, Matilda.

Rest in Peace Brother,

Page Six says, “Everything Francis wanted him to do, he went against to show that he wasn’t under his uncle’s wing. Which was ridiculous. Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it. He caused so many problems,” Turner writes. “He was arrested twice for drunk driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He’d come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”

I think Nicholas Cage’s best movie was Raising Arizona, after that, everything he has done has seemed overacted and pompous. He just annoys the absolute piss out of me. Who puts dogs in their pocket? Is Nick a magician? Does he turn them into rabbits?

Kathleen, if it makes you feel any better, I cringe everytime I get stuck watching a trailer of him walking down a street with something exploding behind him.

New York Times says, At 3:31 p.m., a masseuse arrived at Apartment 5A in the building for an appointment with Mr. Ledger, the police said. The masseuse was let in to the home by a housekeeper, who then knocked on the door of Mr. Ledger’s bedroom. When no one answered, the housekeeper and the masseuse opened the bedroom and found Mr. Ledger unconscious. They shook him, but he did not respond. They immediately called the authorities.
The police said they did not suspect foul play. Officials said pills were found near the body.

Pam Anderson loves bad boys, and now she wants to make sure they turn 18 some day. Pam donated $28,000 to Bay Point Schools for troubled youth in Miami.

People says, “I have a soft spot for bad boys,” she told the jam-packed ALL-STAR Gala Saturday night in South Beach as she pledged the cash.

By soft spot Pam means her vagina. Just ask Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. I guess philanthropy takes many different shapes for Pammy. Namely long and pierced.

More Pam Anderson pictures here.

TMZ has learned that Dave’s getting another shot with Princess P, and that she’ll be a guest on the show on Friday, Feb. 1. It’ll be the sixth time she’s been on Dave’s show — and her first since that memorable appearance on Sept. 28.

I bet Dave is a pussy this time around, like he was when he had Oprahma on for the second time. This sucks, I liked the original episode where he made fun of Paris Hilton over her DUI. That was good TV. Now he will probably get all sappy with her and ruin it. Might as well delete the original episode from my memory bank.

And apparently has Attention Deficit Disorder.

OK! can also exclusively report that the remaining four hours of today’s deposition (Britney bailed after only two hours) will “most likely be split up into several smaller depositions between now and April 9″ because “she simply can’t sit still,” says a source close to the case.

God what a mess. You can’t sit still? What is she, 12? I am really not a fan of people that play the ADD card. I don’t like to sit in court either, but I do. I mean, if I have to. It isn’t like I am in court all the time. Or ever. I am a law abiding citizen.

Anyways, good to see that she brought the big guns to court, cause as you know, judges are often times sympathetic towards cold nipples.

I wonder how long it took security to search Britney Spear’s purse?

More Britney Spears deposition pictures.