Oh Hayden, you done done good girl. Hayden Panettiere posed for the new Candies ad campaign…oh how sweet it is! Also included is Hayden and her mom shopping.

I think as a way to show my support of Leap Year, I am going to go out and by me some Hayden Candies. I might even open the box and eat the candy out of it. Just kidding, I could never destroy something so sacred and delicate.

Yes, I am weirdly obsessed with Hayden Panettiere. Yes, you are also. She sure has come a long ways from fighting Asian boating expeditions on a paddle board.

Here are some more Hayden Panettiere pictures and, Happy Leap Year, for whatever that it’s worth.

While Nicole Richie is off impressing Broadway, Paris was keeping it real for 944 Magazine by being topless. I would like to extend a big thanks to Paris for not trying to perform on Broadway and keeping it real by continuing to use her body to get ahead in the world. You’re hot Paris, and all you have to do is let people take pictures of you complimented with the occasional dirty act on camera that leaks to the Internet. Broadway is work. Simple Life is enough.

N ow that I think about it, I bet Nicole is having this Broadway crap spread since Paris is now on the hunt for a new Simple Life partner in crime.

Now it all makes sense. Enjoy more Paris Hilton pictures, they are pretty hot.

Ok, the real part is for the Broadway show, Chicago, but I just can’t believe she could pull that off.  If Nicole Richie, a renownd Hollywood socialite best known for being friends with Paris Hilton, is qualified for Broadway, then I would say we have seen the last days of Broadway.

US Weekly says, “It is in the super early stages of discussions and no decision has been made yet. It would give her a reason to really show her talent and to stay in the new place in NY Joel just got,” the source says. “It also shows people are really excited about Nicole right now.” 

People are really excited about Nicole Richie? Who are these people? I mean, hey, I want to sleep with her, but I am not excited about her as a performer. What on earth has this country become? Broadway should remain the sacred haven of TV stars that can actually act, or those that have lived and breathed it there entire life. I bet you could find a NYC waitress at random that could perform better than Nicole. This is completely unimaginable to me.

Looks like there will be no conspiracy in the Heath Ledger overdose.  The kid just took too many pills, no outside influences.

New York Post says, The Drug Enforcement Agency questioned the medics and found that both of them had met with the “Brokeback Mountain” star and prescribed him other medications, but they are not the source of the two powerful drugs taken by Ledger, 28, who was found dead on Jan. 22. 

I think this story is next to dead at this point, no pun intended. Time to let Heath rest in peace and stop trying to dig around.

As many of you probably saw, the Academy Awards ended there tribute to those past Academy winners that passed away last year, it was concluded witha picture of Heath Ledger from Brokeback Mountain.

Angelina jolie and Jennifer Aniston were supposed to have a little sit down and discuss the issues between the two, namely Brad Pitt, in hopes of making things less tense. But Angelina decided not to show at the last minute. And if author Robert Greene, author of The 48 Laws of Power is correct, it wasn’t because she was adapting more African kids.

US Weekly says, “If Angelina is trying to get under Jen’s skin – push her buttons – this is a clever way to do it,” Greene adds.
“Imagine you’re in Jen’s shoes,” he says. “You’re worried about Angelina showing up. And she never does. It’s infuriating. If intentional, it’s definitely a power move.”

I would say this makes Angelina a big meanie. I would also say this makes Jennifer a nut case. I mean, come on, how long has it been? Wow, Jen is now used goods. No guy wants to date a chick that can’t get over being hung up on a dude. Vince Vaughn was supposed to be the rebound. What happened Jen?

Well, she is hot. Check out more Jennifer Aniston pictures.

What were you expecting? Look, let me set the record straight for you, all Heidi Montag does with her days is walk around looking for paparrazi.  She isn’t at an Award show, she is going to her next sitcom appearance, she is just walking her long, beautiful legs up and down Robertsons blvd. all day. I guess today she talked about some worthless Myspace, fit to be a celeb deal. Who cares Heidi?

One thing I will say is that all the walking has certainly been good to her legs and but. Check out more pictures of Heidi Montag walking aimlessly the streets of Hollywood.

Uh oh.  As if being dead weren’t bad enough, now law enforcement wants to know if the vicodin’s were his by prescription of if he pulled them from grandpa’s medicine cabinet after his hip replacement surgery.

NY Daily News says, The doctors - one in California, one in Texas - are believed to have supplied the “Brokeback Mountain” star with the powerful painkillers Oxycontin and Vicodin, law enforcement sources said. Authorities want to know if the drugs were prescribed illegally. “It’s an ongoing investigation,” a law enforcement source told The News Tuesday. “It’s not clear if there was any wrongdoing.” 

Well, something tells me homeboy probably didn’t have that kind of prescription. But really, what will they do? Find the person they were originally prescribed to? They will just say he took them.

Not that I would know how all this would go down. I mean, I only use Advil and that’s only when things are really bad.

I guess those accusations of “drugging” Britney were kind of a where there’s smoke there’s fire, and it looks like law enforcement feels the same.

AP says, Police Capt. Kyle Jackon said in a statement Wednesday that the allegations “are being considered” by the Robbery-Homicide unit to determine if laws have been violated. Jackson says no suspect has been identified. 

This would be really bad and I have a feeling it’s completely true. I mean, the Britney Spears saga just seems ripe for some new fuel. I mean, what’s it been, two weeks? Way longer than the norm with this former pop diva turned fruitbasket. I don’t think Sam would do well in prison. I bet Britney’s dad is celebrating with champagne tonight. I bet her mom is shopping with Britney’s money.

Whatever, it just can’t be right. It has become my obsession. I realize Sean Penn is rich, but really, Petra Nemcova seems out of his league. What has he even done lately? I am Sam? Well, I am pissed. Seeing that pregnancy is the Hollywood trend, this relationship is becoming dangerous. If she ends up pregnant, I may kill myself.

Lets really examine this.

Here is Sean Penn at his finest.

Ok, now here is Petra Nemcova at her finest. Thoughts?

She really needs to find a personal shopper. I guess this whole 2 day marriage thing has really got Pam in a bad mood lately, maybe it’s effecting her fashion taste. Nevertheless, Pam Anderson says the recent marriage to Rick Salomon is a sham due to fraudulent court papers.

AP says, In court papers filed in Los Angeles on Friday, Anderson asked the court not to award spousal support and to keep her and Salomon’s income and property separate. On Monday, Anderson filed a request to have a retired judge handle the annulment proceedings — a common practice in celebrity split-ups as it keeps matters private and out of the court. 

God Rick, just let her go. She isn’t even hot anymore. You are really starting to look like a bigger douchebag than you already are. Pamela Anderson is not falling from grace, she is falling apart. Have you looked at her lately?

Man, move on.

Or look at more of Pamela Anderson’s pictures. That should help.

So Prince threw a post-Oscar party last Sunday and guess who thought they were invited, but turned out uninvited?

Fox News says, Pop Tarts was left wondering where on earth party girl Lindsay Lohan was amid the excitement.
“A big deal was made by Prince’s people that she wasn’t to be invited or if she was already, she needed to be uninvited,” our source said. “Apparently, Lindsay thought they were friends, so I am assuming she would have been disappointed.”

I guess the pictures and title of the entry pretty much gave it away, but I thought I would try to have as much fun with this as humanly possible. The only way I could possibly have more fun with this is if I would have been invited to Prince’s party and taken pictures of it, then posted them.

But I wasn’t invited either. So that takes some of the fun out of this mornings festivities.

End of the day, I am not a celebrity and Lindsay Lohan is. You bet your bottom dollar that if I was a celeb, I would have been invited to Prince’s party and I would have showed up with a mini-Heinekin keg.

More Lindsay Lohan (not invited to Prince’s party) pictures.

The Sun says, Pete recently posted a blog online announcing the couples’ plans to make something that cannot be illegally downloaded, hinting at a baby.
In the bizarre video message, Ashlee and Pete, who have dated since last summer, also reveal that the “release date” is July 2008, before Ashlee poses with a cushion stuffed under her top.

What a freak this guy is. Oh well, another hot piece of action bites the dust. Seriously, this is sad that of all the trends infecting Hollywood, pregnancy is leading the list. Wait until all these kids get older, it will be like Ridgemont High all over again. Bring back the Valley!

Lindsay Lohan is really hot and right now would be prime for her to defeat her evil sister. Heck, it really wouldn’t take much of an effort to beat sister Jessica Simpson’s Box Office numbers. 

Oh well, more Ashlee Simpson pictures.

When I say Douchebag, I mean Sean Penn.

Oh well, this was bound to happen at some point. She is megahot, so it only makes sense that she would go out and find the douchiest possible guy she can and flaunt him around town. With her breast out no less.

I think the American Medical Asssociation should term this as a disease. It isn’t normal. It’s almost like when these girls get to a certain degree of hot, there mind automatically generates fantasies of flaunting douchebags around town.

Not cool. Well, it would be cool if somehow someway I could end up in the role of the douchebag. Unfortunately, I am somehow below even that pathetic status.

I can’t catch a break.

More Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn, douchebag pictures

These are the screenshots from Marion Cotillard’s Oscar Winning Performance in La Vie en Rose.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientest to figure out why Marion won the Award. While a lot of people felt the Academy Awards weren’t so hot this year, I think they essentially took a bullet for American Film making. Listen, the more foreign films win, the closer we are to having American studios do nudity and even sex in regular movies. Think about it, this year all those foreign films and actresses got props. So next year, expect American studios to start pushing the boundaries.

I predict the 2010 Academy Awards to be the highest viewed ever!

Congrats to Marion Cotillard and here are more pictures of her.

Instead of attending the Oscars, Kirsten Dunst was seen shopping at Target and then hanging out junkie-style on the corner. I mean, this honestly looks like a scene out of Requiem for a Dream. I am sure Jake Gyllenhaal really misses her, she looks outstanding….in a mangled sort of way. Maybe she was trying to win for best career nosedive? I just don’t see this ending up well for Kirsten.

However, if Kirsten Dunst smoking bad girl style is your thing, click that link….

Othewise, here are some more Kirsten Dunst Target pictures.

OK! Magazine says, “These visitations with the boys will help to normalize the family environment,” Kaplan told OK!. “Kevin has always been rooting for Britney to regain visitation… and if these visits go well, they will ramp up over time.”
In fact, says the Britney insider, the rumor around the Spears house is that Sean Preston, 2, and 1-year-old Jayden James could soon be visiting up to three times a week.

Normalize? I am not sure that normalization is an option for anyone that has anything to do with Britney Spears. These kids will be lucky if they aren’t in juvenile hall by 11. There should be a Vegas bet on this. I would put my house up.

All the same, congrats on Britney visiting her kids and NOT wearing torn up fishnets. A+ for not looking like a two-bit hooker while visiting your kids and the entire nation is watching. Clearly, Britney is getting better, which isn’t so good for blogs like mine.

More Britney Spears non hooker looking pictures.

It was raining in LA and that seemed to have an effect on the Academy Awards success. Of course, the red carpet bleachers were still filled with weirdos, stalkers and potential serial killers. But the show’s viewer -hip was down 14 percent from last year. No Country for Old Men won best picture. Another highlight was this Scottish band that won for best song. Yeah, that was about as good as it got, here are a few other highlights.

Cameron Diaz is starting to look old.

There was a slick spot on the floor just before the podium. Colin Farrel and Miley Cyrus almost bit it. Colin Farrel complained. Sissy.

Before the Awards, on the red carpet, Heidi Klum was asked if there was anyone she couldn’t wait to see. She said “no one.” That’s kind of awesome in a real bitchy kind of way.

A bunch of foreigners won. A bunch of Americans didn’t watch. Do the math on that one.

More Academy Awards pictures.

I’m pretty sure that Brooke Hogan would be a pretty effective full back in the NFL. You know, the type of back the blast through the line of scrimmage to block out 240 pound line backers. In fact, I think she could knock over guys like Junior Seau. She is just rough. Her legs definitely come from her dad’s side, look at the manly definition. I bet she has a mean game face.

She is pretty much carrying that guy effortlessly. I bet he is terrified secretly, or gay and is into her.  I just couldn’t date a girl that bench pressed more than me. It would just seem way too odd. And gay. Her shoulders are excessively broad.

I feel like a bad person writing this, but oh well, it’s true.

More Brooke Hogan linebacker pictures if you want them.

For sure. Go ahead and message the Ugandan, some kid ain’t getting a home because Brad Pitt couldn’t wrap it up. Both actors showed up at the Spirit Awards this weekend and didn’t appear to be concerned about hiding anything. A noticeable baby bump was present as was Brad Pitt’s old man pants.

These two are going to end up with way too many rug rats running around the mansion. Hopefully Angelina snaps back into place after this for Brad’s sake. I am confident she will though.

Well, Jimmy Kimmel didn’t take the Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon video lying down. In fact, he can back with a full one-upper! His video from last night features a host of actors and musicians. Harrison Ford is my favorite.

Good stuff Jimmy!