Not shocking, but ya, game on for the Hogans. The Grazzianos have filed suit in the case of the racing Supra.

St. Petersburg Times says, The suit will seek damages in the millions, said attorney George Tragos, but the exact amount is not known because it remains unclear how expensive Graziano’s care will be. Tragos said the former Marine’s medical bills already exceed $1 million. 

Lawyers today said that a portion of Graziano’s frontal lobe had to be removed because of the crash. He is in a “semi-conscious” state and responds to certain stimuli like heat and touch, lawyers said. 

Wow, first divorce will rape the Hulk, now this suit. Hulk, you are having the worst week ever.

I am not sure what is more fake:

1) The Hills
2) Heidi’s boobs
3) The weekly beach getaways.

I am going to go with 3. Yeah, seems fair and accurate. I mean, I love Heidi’s boobs, but I hate Spencer’s Mattel hair. Makes for a tough viewing. I really think that Heidi’s life would end if all this media attention were to vanish. And as we know, it will.

More Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pictures.

I wouldn’t actually watch this if I were you. It really rides the old nerves. I realize they are young girls, but come on, this is worthless dribble.

We love Jesus! Jesus rocks! She dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus! Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We’re all about it.” 

I think we can do without anymore of these videos. When I listen to Miley Cyrus voice, I envision her sounding like she is a 90 year old when she is 20.

The Sun says, Swigging Jack Daniels, he partied all night to some of his favourite tunes, and was presented with a cake at midnight - which pals decided to smear all over his face.
At one point Kev grabbed a microphone and told the crowd: “I lost my voice at the craps tables and I lost all my money.”

God he is pathetic. I keep hoping he will get ran over by a bus, it keeps not happening. Man, Pure Nightclub in Vegas must be truly desperate for media attention if they keep letting this asshat back into the club, and giving him the mic no less. I mean, he has cake all over his smug face.  Britney’s money sure goes a long ways I suppose.  He really has become the standard that all douchebags must live up to.

So much so that he makes them wheel his carry-on luggage around. What a lazy sack of s%$t. Wow, I carry my on carry-on luggage around just for the sake of having something to do.  If you look closely, you will notice that Paris is carrying her own shopping bag, which probably out-weighs that sissy white carry-on of Benji’s. I really think the old man’s hair have more color than Benji’s flesh. He needs to take a night off from the bat cave and get out in the warm sun. Paris could do better.

People says, Producers of the show sponsored the sale, which will include a navy print Juicy Couture dress, a yellow Nannette Lepore dress and a cream Nannette Lepore cardigan with blue flower details, all worn by Spears during filming. 

If I won the clothes, I would want them taken off in front of me. Hey, I get it, she isn’t back in full form yet, but I am in a real slump right now and Britney is really starting to look good to me again. I don’t need a hardbody right now, I just need a living one.

On another less perverted note, it’s nice to Britney making a bit of a comeback, but she may need a media replacement that can keep up with ehr crazy Malibu antics. That’s a big job, I am not sure anyone is actually qualified.

So check out these two hockey players duking it out. Both Patrick Roy and Bobby Nadeau are suspended for the playoffs, but who cares? It’s hockey. It’s boring unless someone gets knocked the f$%k out!

And me. What the heck is up with this dude? He looks like the result of an exorcism gone wrong, which is really bad, considering they all go bad. Mickey Rourke got his DUI on a Vespa, which is pretty much awesome. But his lawyer got him out of it. He even had a passenger on the Vespa.
Palm Beach Post says, “I’m friends with most cops in the city and they told me the guy who got me isn’t even liked by his colleagues,” Rourke tells Page Two. “He’s a 400-pound fuck unfit for duty.”
Rourke said the mysterious blond riding on the back of the Vespa at the time of his arrest couldn’t have been used as a witness at a trial.
“Don’t ask me her name,” Rourke says. “I have no idea who she was. I met her in a bar and never saw her again.”

Assuringly, what actually got him off was that the judge laughed at Vespa owners. I mean, it couldn’t be anything other than that in my mind. And the judge was most likely scared that Rourke would appear in his dreams covered in blood and garlic.

Tay Zonday, the dude with the weird voice that sings the weird song that is like a repetitious and catchy  disease of the psyche, is now a YouTube Award Winner. They are calling it the new Emmys. I am hoping that people call it the end of the line for passing the song around. If I hear this song on TV or from some random cubicle even as much as one more time, I may jump from the Bay Bridge. Hey, much respect, but man, this song just irritates me.

Seriously, I would appreciate if none of you actually played it. I posted it only for journalistic purposes. Use it only on a limited basis: Like when you need to feel insanity’s gripping wrath.

No matter how many times I think that Amy Winehouse has reached the limits of all things unsexy, she breaks a new barrier. This time it’s with those weird pouches on her face and of course, the new and fresh cutting marks. Either Amy is suffering from that weird cutter mental disease again, or someone needs to buy her a cutting board for the asparagus.

I can honestly say I wouldn’t even drink a cup of coffee after her. Actually, I bet the coffee itself begins to evaporate when Amy looks at it. Like mixing weird chemicals together, Medusa’s eyes and Central American beans; a chemical reaction is only natural.

I think Amy needs to check into the same rehab joint as Britney Spears is in. You know, the one that takes dried up raisins and turns them into pretty puffy grapes again?

Can you say hot? I mean, not because of Justin Timberlake. Swear, I barely knew he was in it.

I especially love the way this makes me feel as if I am in some dark and mirky club surrounded by really sexy latina girls that can’t see that I am not that good looking. It also makes it WAAAAY easier to order drinks from someone else’s tab, the waitresses really can’t see much.

We only got 4 minutes! -JT

Oh that’s about 3 minutes more than I would need with these girls, Justin.  Particularly that latina with the curvy stomach. She definitely works out, no doubt. By the way Justin, Britney Spears is starting to look good again. Did you catch Britney on How I Met Your Mother? Probably not. You look like you got your hands full these days. Only 4 minutes to save the world!

Yeah, I know. Old news. But every now and again I think it’s important to take a strol down memory lane. It wasn’t that long ago, a mere 3 years, that Winona Ryder stole sub-par clothes from a hight end boutique.

“(Ryder) walked out of the Los Angeles boutique Shabon with clothes worth 1100 dollars. 80 dollar boots were already on her feet, as well as a brand new belt around her waist. Just a few minutes earlier, she had pestered the shop assistant about a discount … when the discount was denied, she went without paying. Because of the security cameras, they could verify that the star had left the store without paying. Rie Fujii, the owner of Shabon, set up a deal with Ryder: the store would not report the incident to the police if Ryder herself paid the 1100$ within eight days. But she never did. Instead, Ryder’s assistant contacted Shabon and paid the bill with her own credit card.” 

The shoes I have on right now cost more than $80, and I am a dude. Let that settle.  I am a dude. Clearly, the problem isn’t a problem involving ethics.

And who really cares about what the other nine are, because this picture is the only one that matters.

Paranoia however, would have to be another though.

ABC News says, “I had about 20 different conspiracy theories. I painted the windows in my apartment black so they couldn’t see in,” Fergie told Marie Claire, explaining that she thought the FBI was after her during her brief addiction to methamphetamines around 2001.
“One day, when I was about 90 pounds, a guy comes up to me. … I’m searching in the bushes for clues about whatever they’re after me for. I’m in a cowboy hat and red lips. He hands me a muffin. I’m thinking, he’s in on it,” Fergie said.

Maybe the Government just wanted to study her for scientific reasons? I am just guessing, but I doubt they were interested in hitting up a Starbucks with her. I expect a spaceship to break out of her face at any minute. World, be prepared, it will be the anti-Christ of all anti-Christ. Worse than the ending of Seven will be Fergie’s face exploding.

I don’t know her name, and I don’t care. Not because she is bigger, mostly because she is a chick and I am universally shallow with all chicks. But this is who England may select to be the female representation of their country. I love Dove soap, but things may well be getting out of hand at this point. I love Kim Kardashian, but this broad? Not so much….

I got this from The Daily Mail, if you care.

You know what? Britney looks hot! This rehab stint is really paying off!

I mean, it does help that she is playing a ditzy secretary. I can’t begin to tell you the amount of absurd and naughty fantasies come out of the setup. But overall, she looks good. She’s glowing. She’s vibrant. Her weight looks under control.

Ok, I will stop. I am complicating the matter.

I would sleep with her again.

There, you happy? I was trying to be elegant, maybe write some prose. I see where our minds are at though. I recognize!

Here some more Britney Spears for you.

Why? Because Kate Beckinsale is AWESOME! I have always been a sushi lover, until now.

Moviephone says, 6. You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team? I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it. 

That’s my girl. Best answer ever. I am a new fan of yours. I now intend to see your movies, even the bad ones, just so I can watch you. And lust for you.

Happy Easter everyone, enjoy these fabulous, sexy Kate Beckinsale pictures. Additional Vagina whoredurb not included.

I like her more and more every day. Check out this blurb about Audrina Patridge.

Sources say the beauty from a wealthy Orange County family was a natural in front of the camera and loved every second of the shoot at an LA mansion.
They told how she was thrilled with the results and particularly the raunchy schoolgirl pics.
But now the pictures she urged a photographer friend to take when she was 19 could come back to haunt her.
A source told how Audrina had had enough of posing for bikini shots and decided she wanted to be a glamour model.
“She was determined to go ahead with it, even though she was warned to wait and see how her modelling went before doing topless stuff.
“She was always comfortable in front of the camera and wasn’t shy or nervous about doing a nude shoot.
But Audrina’s hopes of impressing glamour magazine editors were shattered when Playboy showed no interest in her pictures.
The insider said: “Looking at the pictures you’d say they were crazy to turn her down.
“She looks absolutely sensational.

Natural in front of the camera, loved ever second of it, she was thrilled….it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what I am thinking. She seems to have all the qualities of an adult film star.

1-Need for attention.
2- Photographer “friend.”
3-Natural in front of camera.
4-On a subpar show and could use a lot more attention.

That’ll do it. Really doesn’t get any more perfect than this. I expect a sex tape shortly.

Someone may need to throw her out, or give her to the dog to chew on. Hey Cameron, why don’t we leave the Flashdance tops in the 80’s and on Jennifer Beals, where they belong? Or, buy a shoulder implant so that the top stays level and hides more of you. The saving grace in photography is, in many cases and specifically this one, that there isn’t any sound. If there were sound, she would be cackling in this picture, I am just sure of it.

I would still do her though. I am just talking crap, because I can. I have a blog, that makes me awesome and important.

More Cameron Diaz pictures.

Doin’ it just like 8 Mile! I love white kids, mostly because I was one. Since I know all of you like to know all the hip youtubes, here’s an up and comer I found this morning.

Enjoy.

This reminds me of being in college, when your cool friend would take naughty pictures of the hot sorority girl doing the dirty, then come over and have a viewing at the frat house. I particularly enjoy Kristen’s attention to detail. By attention, I of course mean her tongue, by detail, why I of course mean……yeah, not going there.  Apparently this all big revenge from an ex-boyfriend.

TMZ says, The photos, we’re told, were snapped in 1992 by an ex-boyfriend. That’s right, they are just photos — no sex tape, fellas! According to reports, 20 photos are making the rounds, but actually it’s not quite 20.
We’re told the ex-boyfriend was pissed at Kristin and then sold the photos to a third party. Classy, huh? The third party got involved in a business venture with another guy and we’re told that guy pilfered the pics and they ended up online.

Sometimes, one person’s revenge is another’s treasure. Wow, I feel like a modern day Confucius.