By “yuck,” I mean they did the dirty.

People says, “He was a shy boy. He didn’t have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, ‘I knew that girl in school and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.’ “
Winfrey’s audience particularly appreciated Cher’s remembrance of the “long date” she spent with Cruise – “I lived in his apartment,” she tells Winfrey – which elicited cheers from the crowd.

I wonder if he kept her in a cocoon while she lived in his Cruisentology spaceship, only allowing her to breath through straws while watching him dance on a couch and tell her he loves her.

Stop the madness.

Here are some shots of them at Australian Fashion week. My God, Kim looks amazing. But looking amazing doesn’t mean you can win a bar fight against your built like a linebacker sister. The two went to blows over who gets the Bentley, and I must say, Khloe is one intimidating b#$tch.

Oh well, here are some good Kim Kardashian sexy pictures.

Yesterday, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spilled the beans about a Lauren Conrad Sex Tape on The Tyra Banks show.

US Magazine says, “I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist,” Wahler tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. “Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.
“Lauren is my friend,” Wahler continues, “and it is insulting to her to suggest this.”
On Tuesday’s Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, “I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!”

The Hills are alive,
with the sound of
bulls#$t.

Come on, enough with these media games. The girl either did the dirty or she didn’t, lets stop the madness. I actually think Lauren is the hottest one on the show, and if she does release a sex tape, the will be able to finally knock Heidi Montag back out of the spotlight, for good.

Or at least until she has her own sex tape.

Carrie Fisher once let Harrison Ford jedi mind trick her into sex. Well, apparently Carrie was already down to do the deed before they worked together on Star Wars, which is where the it all went down.

The Sun says, “I went on the film saying ‘I’m going to have an affair’, like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one!” She adds: “I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”
Shaking her head and saying: “I’m going to get in so much trouble,” she adds: “Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes.”

Was he naked and sniffing your bras? If he were, that would be a much better story to tell. But I have to ask the question on everyone’s mind, did he get to do her while she was dressed in character? If he didn’t, his game just went down like 5 solid points.

Brooke Hogan knows how to work the presses. Even though when she is in her bikini she looks as though she is entering the wring at Wrestlemania 2008, she still turns heads. And sometimes knocks heads into turns when she is upset. Good to see that she is really handling her parents divorce well.

More Brooke Hogan pictures.

Her 15 minutes went by in roughly 9 minutes. During that span she lost millions of dollars, her pride, and her sultry escorting job. But now she is back, true American style.

AP says, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 22, contended in the lawsuit that she was only 17 — too young to sign legally binding contracts — and drunk on spring break in 2003 when she agreed to be filmed for “Girls Gone Wild” in Miami Beach.
Dupre “did not understand the magnitude of her actions, nor that her image and likeness would be displayed in videos and DVDs,” says the lawsuit filed by Miami attorney Richard C. Wolfe.

You go girl. Just not wild.

I wonder if Joe’s defense will actually try to say she wasn’t drunk?

I wish she’d fly my flag, I would salute her with the little soldier right back…because I am respectful like that. And guess what else? Apparently, according to team Heidi and Spencer, Lauren Conrad does have a sex tape. This all came out on the Tyra Banks show.

Tyra asked Spencer if he actually watched it and he said he’d rather throw up making it the first time I actually agree with the douchenozzle. I’d rather watch a video of my vacuum cleaner humping my couch. I wonder what that would look like… *hunts for camcorder* 

Shut up Spencer, you are full of s#%t. There is no man on earth, with the exception of Richard Simmons, that doesn’t want to see Lauren Conrad having sex.

More Heidi Montag the patriot erecting flags.

Disney is worried about the recent shots of Miley Cyrus in Vanity Fair ruining her image with parents. You know, the ones of her smiling and having a great time.

New York Times says, A Disney spokeswoman, Patti McTeague, faulted Vanity Fair for the photo. “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines,” she said.

Vanity Fair says, Um, was Cyrus—or Disney—at all anxious about this shot? “No, I mean I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it’s really artsy.” 

Ah yes, she certainly looks the part of manipulated. Shortly after this shoot she was taken back to the basement wear she was brainwashed into thinking that shooting for a major publication was a good idea for her career.

More Miley Cyrus tortured soul Vanity Fair pictures.

I haven’t decided if I find this funny or not, but the chick is kind of cute and, well, it’s Sunday.

Marie Digby sure is using Youtube to her advantage, a far cry from a lot of the junk we find on that site. Check out her latest song, it’s pretty solid considering she is sitting around her living room jamming out on a piano and signing.

Probably not the easiest environment to sound good in. Britney Spears should take notes…

PDA is one thing, but Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo swapping chewed cake is far another. In fact, I am mortified to even put these pictures up this morning. Hey, Jessica Simpson is sexy as a firecracker, and I would pretty much share anything with her: except chewed cake. Yuck!

I remember when I was in highschool and this couple kissed and swapped chewed pizza. I have never really gotten over it.

More Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo cake swapping pictures…if you really want to see them…

Yes, I am thinking the exact same perverse fantasies. Man, if nothing ever came OUT of her mouth, she would be the hottest chick on the planet. Instead, Heidi Montag has to talk about things like politics and her new show. Who cares? Sadly, her show has been happening all over the blogs now for like a year. She basically has a camera team with her at all times and has a ton of staged photoshoots.

Ironically, her real show isn’t even real!

How confusing must that be for her?

More Heidi Montag sexy mouth pictures

There is more to Daisy DeLaHoya than sexy lingerie.

Ok, take a breath….

Ya, don’t feel bad, I still can’t figure out what else “more” is.

Daisy’s not just some chick you can sleep with.

Ok, well, there goes your lone date-able attribute. I would assume your phone will not be ringing much anymore. The ho-down fight at the end is absolutely classic, and well, sort of hot in a perverse sort of way. There could be shallower subject matter and dumber individuals on one stage, but other than a Jerry Springer episode, I am not sure where one would find it. I would still do Daisy though, something about that naughty, trashy look that does something for me.

Oh, that’s right, I’m a piggish guy!

I mean, she wants to have a dual wedding with long time flavor of the week, Nicole Ritchie.

That’s hot.

Sorry, that was lame, as is this trivial double wedding idea.

Page Six says, Hilton, who is not even engaged to Benji, said she wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions, said one pal. “She’s doing it all for attention, as usual,” said the friend. “It’s a publicity stunt, just like everything else.” 

Why not make this into a reality show? This is certain to fail, one way or the other. The first tiff these two have and it’s all over. This entire situation falls into the things I give a damn about category. I sometimes hate that my job forces me to report such dribble.

Why can’t a foursome be just that, a foursome?

And lets not forget the two douchebags that are involved here: Benji and Joel Madden.

More Paris Hilton pictures.

I know, Fergie Ferg is often in a bikini. But I for one can never really get enough. That’s just me though, you know, a dude. So what if her face ain’t great, I am in it for the body. Period. And Fergie has one hell of a body in a bikini. I love the little latches on her hips, or as I like to term them, handles. Nice to see her off the meth, but even nicer to know that if she started getting fat, she would take things to the absolute limit to drop pounds.

More Fergie Ferg bikini pictures

Is it just me or does Julianne Hough look like a young Heather Locklear in this video? Here she is performing “That Song in my Head.” Forewarning, there is a model dude in it that takes up some screen time, but Julianne makes up for it.

Between Julianne and Carrie Underwood, I am pretty much becoming a country music fan. These girls are just naturally hot and tend to not be seen out rockin’ it with a douchebag (ala Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, etc.).

I love party girls, especially the ones that can’t see straight. It usually means my odds increase.

NY Daily News says, At least two witnesses watched her consume vodka cocktails until she appeared to become drowsy and left at about 4 a.m.
“She was chain-smoking all night,” says a spy. “Her eyes were a little glassy and she was holding her head in her hands, but she left on her own two feet.”

When have sober girls ever been a good time? Never, that’s when. Lets leave Lindsay Lohan alone, this sounds like a perfectly healthy (my mother is a drunk and lunatic) girl. Although I will say that her window for being sexy is closing, and fast. Chicks can’t party that long and get away with it. Not like guys like me.

More Lindsay Lohan (still sexy) pictures.

It wasn’t that long ago that Eva Mendes was checking into rehab.

This week she was attending New York’s Comic Con to promote her new movie, The Spirit, directed by famed comic director Frank Miller.

My friends and I were at New York Comic Con Saturday, and one of the big attractions was the afternoon appearance by Eva Mendes and Frank Miller to promote their upcoming movie “The Spirit,” in which she stars and which he directs. People were lined up for hours for their 5:30 signing, many clutching comic books or other memorabilia they hoped to get autographed. But almost immediately upon arriving at the signing table, Mendes evidently freaked out and abruptly left. Frank Miller also chose to leave the table and hide in the curtained-off waiting area immediately behind the table, signing only posters for The Spirit, which were then carried out to the less-than-pleased fans waiting in line…. The scene dissolved into relative chaos, with people receiving signed posters from Miller and nothing from Mendes, who as far as anyone could tell simply left the convention altogether. 

Way to go Eva, you pretty much pissed off the only demographic interested in seeing your movie about comics. Sure, they are freaks, but never underestimate the power of obsession. They will find you. In fact, I bet they are already pinning up newspaper clipping revolving around your life.

Not a good idea. More pictures of Eva Mendes and Frank Miller, while they were actually not in hiding.

And to celebrate, Emma showed us the goods. By goods, I mean, the stuff you came here to see. At the ripe age of 18, Emma Watson already knows how to properly Brit her way out of a car and get some much needed media attention. Emma, if you do this every day, you will be the most famous 18 year old on the planet. Isn’t publicity a great thing?

Here are the Emma Watson uncensored upskirt pictures.

I am not quite sure what to say? In a sense, this video is very much intended as satire and self deprecation; in another sense, it’s right on. How did that happen?

The recent campaign antics displayed by all candidates as of late caused me to not realize that this video was a joke until towards the end. Go figure.

Nicely done though, pretty funny.