This Elizabeth Hurley photoshoot just looks weird if you ask me. Why all the airbrushing? She looks as if she is made of plastic. Now for the absolutely amazing part. Aside for the CGE, this is one bad a%$ 42 year old. How on earth does she keep looking so fit? She looks 22 years old in this picture.

Shooting bikinis is now my life, which as you can imagine is unmitigated hell. But if you signed on for the gig, sadly, you have to go and be jolly in a skimpy white bikini. So now I rely on nice photographers and a certain amount of retouching.

Everytime I download my holiday snaps I go over them.

More Elizabeth Hurley sexy bikini pictures.

And now she wants to approve a role pitched having her on How I Met Your Mother. You know, the one and only bright spot she has had in the past 800 years.

People says, The source adds: “No script has been written and until that is done, Britney will not be making a commitment. The offer is there but no decisions have been made at the moment.” 

That a girl! Filter those items that give your a career a chance to get one foot out of the grave, but go ahead with your role as Gas Station and Medication Queen. The one good thing that happened in your career and your not sure if the role will work for you?

Just take it Brit. Come on now…

I think he got “coke” confused with something else. You will have to watch him being interviewed with Carrie Keagan on Upclose to find out.

I agree, she does have a wonderful chest! And stomach. Ya, she’s just solid hot.

Liquid release!

Go Borat, still looking forward to the next Borat movie.

Ladies, take note: When you don’t apply makeup, text, and change the radio dial every 2 seconds, you apparently have the ability to drive an automobile properly.

“I’ve been asked so many times when and if I can win my first race,” she said. “And, finally, no more of those questions.”
Patrick was welcomed by her family near the podium. “There was a lot of “I love you,’ and ‘congratulations,’ Patrick said. “My dad said it was the best day of his life.”
Michael Andretti, co-owner of Andretti Green Racing, called his driver a “fantastic person.”
“I’m thrilled for her that the monkey is finally off of her back,” said Andretti, co-owner of Andretti Green Racing. “We have all believed in her and she proved today that she is a winner. Frankly, I think this is the first of many.”

And she is hot, some Mario seemingly left out. Lets be honest, this is good for the sport because before I read about this this morning, I could have cared less about cars driving around a track in a circle. If she starts driving in the nude, bet on this sport getting even bigger.

People says, “It’s the Easter bunny,” she joked to PEOPLE at An Evening with The Riches at The Paley Center for Media on Friday night. “I’ve never had sex,” she said with a sly grin as she gestured to her belly. 

Isn’t that sort of sac religious to say?

Anyways, she said she followed up the interview by assuring the media that the paternity test proved her claim. Prior to this morning, a whirlwind of speculation surrounded the actress that the Tooth Fairy was the dad.

Lame.

When the news first broke that sexy escort, Ashley Dupre, was the NY Governors play thang, Ashley was as hot as a firecracker in Georgia on the 4th of July! But then the news broke that she passed along her fake id to Joe Francis and took some nudes, and all those million dollar offers went the wayside.

NY Daily news says, The aspiring singer was looking for a power flak to help her cash in on her 15 minutes of infamy with New York’s luv gov. But she’d been getting the cold shoulder from all the big name firms.
She finally cut a deal with Susan Blond Public Relations, who also represent Usher and several New York City clubs and restaurants. The firm also used to work with PR nightmare Star Jones.

Looks like the hourly rate worked out better than the 15 minutes of fame. Go figure.

I wish she’d do me right along with it. The Forgetting Sarah Marshall star is now starting to take the limelight over her pal and costar, Kristen Bell. I would expect a catfight anytime now, because lets face it, Mila Kunis is waaaayyyyy hotter. If you don’t take my word for it, check out the side-by-side comparison of Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell at the Forgetting Sarah Marshall movie premier. I mean, she has that girl next door look and girl that’s a stripper look all bundled up into one ferocious female.

Hot.

More Mila Kunis GQ magazine pictures.

She still looks totally hot and completely cute. I have always love her ever since the lesbian scene in…what was that movie? Oh, tip of my tongue….right! Very Bad Things!

Just kidding, I knew the movie, what dude doesn’t know that movie title.

My only complaint is the bikini top. Firstly, she would look better without it. But if she is intent on wearing such an intrusive device, at least get the one that ties around the back.

More Denise Richards bikini pictures.

More like Katherine Heigle stands around and lets people take pictures of her. She’s a smoker, so I didn’t expect too much more, but you would think we could get at the very least, a little yoga or something. Maybe some type of stretching that would contort the body. How about running stairs? Yeah, that could be hot. But all we get is Katherine saluting what appears to be her home.

When she’s not saving lives on Greys Anatomy, she apparently models cheap sports bras in the Hollywood Hills.

More Katherine Heigle sports bra pictures.

These pictures are hot off the FHM Press. Abbey Clancey is a stellar beauty, no doubt about it. I love the mascara look. And oh yeah, that bikini ain’t bad at all. If you check out FHM, they have some videos also.

Otherwise, check out some more Abbey Clancey bikini pictures right here.

Hayden wears short shorts, she wears short shorts.

This is absolutely awesome. I didn’t think much could ever compare to the cheerleader outfit she wears when she’s a big hero, but hello! Girl is tight, no doubt about it. Puts me in the mood to hit the beach today. With my big camera.

She appeared on the show I should say. You know what I mean. The View, which features a bunch of hens pecking the holy hell out of each other,  is apparently trying to become interesting again. Personally, I think it would be more interesting if Jenna took a host spot and Elizabeth Hassleback took the position of being filmed while having sex. Maybe it’s just me, but I would honestly love to see that.

Particularly if she was with Tera Patrick in the shoot, and Tera played the role of a liberal dominatrix.

Ok, I’ll stop.

More Hungry Jenna Jameson pictures.

Welcome to the end of the world. Things like this could cause the Spencer and Heidi situation to get even further out of hand. Wait? Spencer and Heidi have a show coming out that will be just as lame as the Soulja Boy getting dressed lameness video!

By having their own show.

Page Six says, “Spencer was saying, ‘I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,’ and was emphasizing that the show would be just about them. No Lauren Conrad,” we’re told.
According to our source, Pratt was “suggesting the show go through the whole lead-up to the wedding . . . finding a wedding planner, hunting for a dress designer, and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans.”

Because no one would have ever imagined this was coming. What would be the difference anyways, they are basically seeking out the media so that they can live out their lives in front of cameras. I think there should be a show about them not getting attention, that would be real drama.

More Heidi and Spencer pictures.

While sister Ashlee Simpson is battling pregnancy rumors, her sister is apparently celebrating Spring Break.

Bless her heart.

Star says, Jessica’s health problems were “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol,” says the source. “She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.”
Adding to her distress, anxious Jessica asked doctors to give her a pregnancy test! “She was a nervous wreck,” says the insider. “She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling.”
Maybe she isn’t recovered from boyfriend Tony Romo’s big first round playoff loss?

“She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she’s very conscientious about the calories,” says a source. “But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can’t hold as much as they can.” 

Or maybe she is just one cool chick. Why read into it. Cherish it. I love chicks that party, especially during the Spring Break time of year. Brings back a lot of memories, many of them blurry and involving a fat girl, but all the same, memories that I cherish.

Well, so many things going through my head on this one, unfortunately they are vulgar and completely offensive. And that’s leaving out the black guy driving them around.

These two are becoming the biggest clowns in Hollywood. It’s at a point of being totally ridiculous. Just go film the show, enough with all these worthless photoshoots. I am beginning to wonder if Spencer is even tapping that….

More Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pictures

You go girl.

Page Six says, At the New York premiere of Ian Halperin’s film, “His Highness Hollywood,” a Scientology insider told Halperin that Kidman “wants her kids out of the church.” Halperin beat up on the faith in his book, “Hollywood Undercover,” and said he wasn’t surprised when, during the premiere, “the projector had been sabotaged.” 

Thank God you finally came to your senses Nicole. However, why on earth did you let it go on so long?

Now that this is out of the way, you can finally have them follow a real religion, like Catholicism.

Yeah, that was mean.

“That’s been going around for a year now. Only time will tell with that. But I am giving birth to my new record!” 

Ashlee was on the Today Show this morning, apparently she is trying to be a comedian now. I think Ashlee may well be preggo but she is trying to buy time, because once we know, the countdown on how long until that great body is ruined, begins. And for the record, I think Pete Wentz is a douchebag. I really think Fallout Boy is completely overrated.

More Ashlee Simpson non preggo images.

Would I shag her? Yes, by every means necessary. Do I enjoy watching her on Regis and Kelly? Good lord no. I really don’t care about her John McCain endorsement, in fact, after listening to her, I may not vote anymore. Her vote counts just as much as mine, and I am not comfortable with that. Lets be honest, some people are just clueless.

I’m just sayin’….

On a more positive note, her legs, butt and tits looks wonderful as usual. I would say she has at least 4 more really solid years in her until she begins botoxing the hell out of her lips; then all bets are off. Get her while she’s hot….

More Heidi Montag pictures.

Paris Hilton wants to clear the air. Kim Kardashian wants to let by gones be by gones. But that’s only the PR side of things. I bet the reality side of things has Kim Kardashian sitting on Paris Hilton’s face. And not in the cool way.

 I would not want [Kim's butt] - it’s gross!” Paris told a Las Vegas radio show on April 14. “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Now the long awaited depthless apology.

“I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke,” Paris tells In Touch exclusively. “I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!” Kim accepts the apology, telling In Touch, “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

Paris, baby got back. Pour yourself another pint of Hatorade and move on.

More fat Kim Kardashian cottage cheese pictures. (did that come out right?)