That’s what the court says at least. Britney is still not allowed to make decisions regarding her conservatorship. However, she is allowed to visit as many conocos as she likes, so that’s awesome! Really, what more could she possibly want?

AP says, Ingham told the court afterward that Spears’ medical condition is “fluid” because her treatment is changing.
Spears’ probate case is scheduled to go to trial July 31, but Ingham said it could be “harmful” for her to participate. Goetz agreed and said Spears’ diagnosis is not complete.

So rumors have been swirling that Angelina Jolie gave birth to the mini-pitt. But apparently they were unsubstantiated rumors. Nothing to see here folks, just keep movin’!

People says, “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE. 

Fire apparently, that is if you believe Shaniqua Thompson, 50s ex and baby’s mama. She claims 50 tried to kill her by burning down the house. NOT GOOD!

TMZ says, The lawyer for 50 Cent’s baby mama, Shaniqua Tompkins, tells TMZ that she heard “someone” come into the house this morning at 4 AM, shortly before the fire broke out around a hour later.
Paul Catsandonis, Shaniqua’s lawyer, tells us that his client is “traumatized” by the fire and that the kids are similarly in total shock. Six people, including Tompkins and their 10-year-old son Marquise, were in the house. They all were transported to the hospital and treated for smoke inhalation.

The AP reports:

Tompkins filed a lawsuit against 50 earlier this year claiming he had promised her a house more than a decade ago, but that since their breakup, he now wants to evict her and their 10-year-old son from the home. Tompkins’ lawyer, Paul Catsandonis, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview that the dispute over the house had become “extremely, extremely contentious” in recent days. Although he declined to be specific, he said there was an “extremely dangerous incident” Monday in his Manhattan office while taking a deposition for the lawsuit.

Ok, witnesses of the luncheon between Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan and Lohan’s sister called it “girl talk.” But I am calling it lesbian talk. Clearly, there is a difference between girls and lesbians. Lesbians are more fun, while girls are usually less fun. Ok, for more on this…

People says, The duo – who are “together,” a source says in the new issue of PEOPLE – were spotted Wednesday afternoon lunching with Ronson’s writer-mom, Ann Dexter-Jones and Lohan’s sister Ali, 14, at the Italian restaurant Gino’s on Manhattan’s Upper East Side.
Throughout the meal, the group engaged in a spirited session of girl talk, the source adds.

Like I said, Lesbian Talk.

More Lindsay Lohan Lesbian pictures.

Also, OJ did not do it. I repeat, OJ did not do it.

Come on rockstar man, who goes to a drug rehab joint for a bad foot? That’s what Steven Tyler is saying today, apparently he injured his rocker foot, so he went to rehab. Here is more from Steven Tyler.

People says, “The doctors told me the pain in my feet could be corrected but it would require a few surgeries over time,” Tyler says in a statement released Thursday. “The ‘foot repair’ pain was intense, greater than I’d anticipated. The months of rehabilitative care and the painful strain of physical therapy were traumatic. I really needed a safe environment to recuperate where I could shut off my phone and get back on my feet. Make no mistake, Aerosmith has no plans to stop rocking. There’s a new album to record, then another tour.” 

Seems to me that the only pitch Mariah Carey should be involved with would be a singing pitch. Mariah threw out the first pitch at the Yomiuri Giants vs Rakuten Eagles match at the Tokyo Dome. So sign of Nick Cannon, but I safely assume he actually has a weaker arm. Mariah is definitely looking good these days, but I don’t think she has a career as a professional first pitch girl. Although I do have to say that I think Nick Cannon is a great catcher.

Oh wow, that was low. Happy Friday!

Of course, the accusations are all coming from his wife who is seeking to nullify the prenup. Imagine that!

Charleston Post says, According to the complaint, Jennifer Murray moved into a Sullivan’s Island home in 2006 with the couple’s four children due to her husband’s “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.” 

When you say “sexual addiction,” do you actually mean that the poor guy wanted it once a week? Looks like someone is trying to get a big payday if you ask me.

Pete Wentz has done it. Not only has he tied himself down to the same broad forever (or at least 1.5 years in Hollywood time), but he also has ruined the product.

Friendsorenemies.com says, “While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”
- Pete and Ashlee Wentz

Good job Pete, right when you marry her you fatten her up. Not good. Marriage is difficult enough as is (I mean, so I’ve heard).

More Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz pictures.

Sarah Larson, the Palms waitress with an affinity for taking naughty pictures and the only girl to ever be George Clooney’s date to the Academy Awards, is back to cocktailing. George apparently has decided that he is tired of…..yeah, you know.

People says, Larson, 29, and Clooney, 47, made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film festivals last September. Later that month, the twosome were injured in a motorcycle accident.
Earlier this year, Larson accompanied Clooney to the Oscars – the first girlfriend ever to go with him to the event.

Sarah, call me.

Thanks,

The lovely ladies of Sex and The City debuted their new movie in New York City last night; each one of them sporting sexy, classy dresses. But in all honesty, I have to say these broads are about washed up. The sex in the city is now becoming the sex in the past. Not good. Sarah Jessica Parker refuses to have any work done on her face, oh well.

And it’s not even Halloween. Some parents, or lets just say, people who gave birth to some kid, allowed said kid to go up to Amy Winehouse’s door to get an autograph on a Donkey Kong Jungle Beat for the GameCube. How sweet! After Amy placed her crack pipe beside her bottle of Jack, she went running to the door and signed the toys.

She’s a modern day Martha Stewart.

To believe, or not to believe (or not care because her booty looks so damn luscious)? I say don’t give a damn, but hey, I just report the juice. Here is some more evidence supporting butt padding by Kim Kardashian.

She’s 5′3 with 39-40 inch hips, she’s NOT fat, has a small waist and Huge curves specifically on her breast and butt. All natural? I don’t think so. I do some modeling and I know side angles can do wonders for your butt but this girl has implants and I’ve seen many here in Miami. It’s almost as common as getting your boobs done, they also sell padded underwear with silicone inserts who want to go even larger.
She wears fake lashes and heavy makeup,so she strikes me as the type of person who’s very much into her physical appearance. So my honest opinion is that she’s had work done to her top and bottom but in all fairness a lot of people get plastic surgery,if it makes them happy, go for it.

Word. Ok, back to thinking Kim Kardashian has a nice butt regardless of padding….

Flatter than a Kansas wheatfield, Lindsay Lohan struck a pose out on a boat in Cannes this weekend. I don’t know if Lindsay has any movies at the festival, she is probably just socialiting about town, but she does need to go get some fake boobage or keep those babies stuffed. It honestly appears as if someone ran over her chest with an iron.

Scary, Scary…

More Lindsay Lohan flat chested pictures.

Well, he wasn’t driving the boat, I was trying to make a play on words with that title. Haha funny funny I am. But it does appear that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are finally putting their relationship out in the open paparazzi waters. (once again, I am good). This is them vacationing in Monaco. Lance is a far cry from that ex-rocker boyfriend of Kates. Lets see how she handles it.

More Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong pictures.

After leaving her paparazzi lover, Britney Spear’s lovelife moves on into guys that are “father figures” to her. The best part is that this dude has seen Britney up close and still doesn’t mind doing the dirty with her. He must be a special, special breed. Oh well, congrats on the best 3 months of your life!

More Britney Spears and agent Jason Trawick pictures.

In sad celebrity news, legendary actor Sydney Pollack has passed away from cancer. He passed away this afternoon in his LA home, surrounded by friends and family.

Reuters says, Pollack, whose illness first came to public attention after unspecified health issues led him to withdraw last August as director of an HBO television movie, died at his home in the coastal Los Angeles suburb of Pacific Palisades at about 5 p.m. local time, surrounded by his family.
The Directors Guild of America issued a statement on Monday night saluting him as “the quintessential ‘actor’s director”‘ and a gifted filmmaker who “let the dialogue and the emotion of a scene speak for itself.” 

RIP Sydney.

First the rumor was that Lindsay Lohan and Samatha Ronson made out on P. Diddy’s Yacht. Now Lindsay was spotted with Samantha in Cannes. Can anyone say GIRLFRIENDS? Kind of hot, except Samantha looks like a boy rock star wannabe. But hey, lets take what we can get. Lindsay looks great. Hand holding is a really nice touch.

Go lesbians. More Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan lesbian pictures.

These shots were taken from the set of Kristen Bell’s new movie, When In Rome. Apparently, when Kristen Bell is in Rome, she does a ton of lunges and hangs out on the stair master. Her nice butt makes up for her small boobs. Love the athletic apparel Kristen, keep up the hard work.

More Kristen Bell butt pictures.

by Whaling around in the Pacific Ocean. Looks like she sporting her friend Ed Hardy’s swimsuit, not the greatest representation but, hey, it’s all branding, right? Nothing like a little body boarding for Memorial Day Weekend.

Have a Safe and Happy Memorial Day!

I remember Juliette Lewis back in the day, always a cute girl. But this is a total disaster. Not only the bikini catastrophe, but also the gnarly 70’s hair deal. Is she playing the role of an underbathed, boobless hippie right here? If so, someone page the Academy because we have a clear winner! Juliette is spot on! The damn bikini top is wrinkled and desperately looking for some filler.

Oh man, what a disaster. Anyways, more Juliette Lewis bikini pictures.