The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants part deux said it was a no-go to Dina and Ali Lohan. I would just like to go on record as saying that I wasn’t kicked out, this is strongly due to the fact that I would never go to such a movie premier. Does that movie even look worth a damn?

Still, always good to hear about a Lohan getting booted.

E! Online says, Sources report that when Dina, Ali and a friend of Ali’s arrived to the after-party, they sat down at a reserved table. A studio staffer politely asked her to change tables, but “Dina “went apes–t,” a partygoer tells me. “It so wasn’t cool.”
So not cool that “Dina was quietly removed” from the rooftop soiree, another source says.

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for mixing up her medications. Apparently, Amy was trying to see if a specific combination of medications would turn her into a princess. The concoction failed drastically and she had to go to the hospital.

The Sun says, An onlooker said worried Mitch told fans: “She’s just mixed up her medication.”
Later dad Mitch went to University College Hospital and took Amy some Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Asked how she was, Mitch held up two bags of food and said: “This is how serious it is — I’m bringing her some KFC.”

And this time, not with a baseball bat. With my other bat. Britney Spears is apparently, once again, hot. I guess all those dance classes are finally paying off. Here are some good Britney Spears bikini shots, see for yourself. She really isn’t all that far away from her old form. Keep up the good work Britney.

I mean, what words need be written in a post of this nature? The pictures say absolutely everything. Eva Mendes is in lingerie, your day really couldn’t be better.

Kim Kardashian is dropping hints that her booty belongs on “So you think you can Dance?” I have to say, I’d watch every night, particularly on salsa night. If Kim does do the show, they will need to add in stripper night. My goodness, why am I not a famous Hollywood writer? One can only dream.

People says, “I don’t know where that’s coming from, I can’t really comment on that,” the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star told Ryan Seacrest during a call-in Thursday to his KIIS-FM show. Still, Kardashian admitted she “would be honored if they asked me.”
While Kardashian confessed she doesn’t know her way around a ballroom dancefloor, she joked, “I can get down in a club.”

Not only is Heather Mills a gold digger, but she is also a mean old witch, apparently. Her publicist had enough and quit. Good for her, at least unlike Paul, when she quits, she takes all her shit with her.

Extra says, “After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me “stupid.” I reminded her that she was not “God” and she answered, “I will never ever talk to you again.
I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt paraded around the LA area, looking over 12 million dollar homes. I actually think the real estate agent could do a better job with his acting skills, as he later poorly pretended that this was actually real. Lets face it, the photoshoot thing with Heidi and Spencer is now completely out of control. Although I would love to …. with Heidi. But I’m shallow.

TMZ says, So we thought it was a big publicity stunt, until we called the realtor who showed the property. Sandro Dazzan says they’re “serious buyers,” although he doesn’t think they’ll pull the trigger right away. Dazzan stunned us when he said they can afford the $12 million beach house right now, but that they’re “at least six months” out from being able to afford the bigger house.

Michelle Williams is now dating director Spike Jonze. His new movie, Where the Wild Things Are, is upcoming. I wonder what being Heath Ledger’s replacement is like? That can’t be fun, particularly with The Dark Night doing so well.

Star says, “Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips,” says an eyewitness who saw the couple together the morning of July 2 leaving Spike’s Manhattan apartment. “There was definitely a little bit of caressing going on. She was clutching his arm. The body language was very romantic.”

Yep, you guessed it, by the paparazzi. These guys actually dressed up in camoflage and went in Chuck Norris style. The plan, however, was foiled by the French Chateau’s security team. Now I ask you, if they had gotten the pictures, wouldn’t that have been proof of breaking an entering? I don’t know, these guys sound like tools.

AP says, Police spokeswoman Capt. Olivia Poupot said Friday the two photographers were wearing camouflage clothes. She said police officers took them and the two guards in for questioning after Thursday’s bust-up at the Jolie-Pitt family’s Miraval estate.
Poupot said she didn’t know how long the paparazzi had been on the chateau grounds or further details about the “altercation with the guards.”
“One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you’re not necessarily going to politely show them the way out,” she said

Kim Kardashian was out shopping (what else?) in Hollywood yesterday. Looks like even though she is working out, her butt just keeps on growing. It’s truly incredible. Her butt is soooo sexy, and just keeps getting sexier. No complaints from me.

More Kim Kardashian butt pictures.

Apparently Lauren Conrad and The Hills are ticking off the neighborhood. Since I am more one to find resolve, I suggest they move in next door to me. I can take it, I swear. LC is so freaking hot, I would be the best peeping tom neighbor they ever had, no complaints.

Radar online says,

On the never ending light show:
The neighbor continued, saying, “they’re running a soundstage over here.” Before Conrad moved into the house, she claimed MTV spent several noisy months heavily renovating it, adding at least two lighting grids in order to make every staged roommate-moment look like a glamour shot. “MTV keeps saying they’re going to end in October, that this is going to be the end,” she said, “but we don’t have it in writing.”

On having their Internet shut off during filming:
“We want some attention paid to the permits. We don’t want production crews parked in front of our homes all the time or our Internet blocked when they film.” Both complaining neighbors said they worked in the entertainment industry and were usually quite friendly to the frequent filming in their neighborhood, but that MTV was bucking regulations,

Sienna Miller’s topless photos with a married man are now everywhere. The “other dude,” Balthazar Getty, is now announcing that he is separated from his wife, but that isn’t taking the British heat off of Sienna. Maybe next time don’t stand naked on a balcony? I don’t know, just a thought.

The Guardian says, It is believed that the writ relates to two articles that appeared in the Sun where Big Pictures contributed photos. The stories and pictures reported on Miller’s holiday in Italy and also referred to her friendship with Balthazar Getty, heir to the Getty oil fortune.

Christian Bale has been accused of assaulting his mom and sister before The Dark Night premier. Scotland Yard police say they didn’t seek to arrest him on the night of the premier because of the gravity of the night. They also claim he isn’t a flight risk. Other than him apparently having some family issues, his movies seemed to rock the box offices at an astounding $158 million.

You go boy.

The Sun says, A source said: “It was a very difficult situation but it would have been wrong to have wrecked the premiere over a complaint which we don’t yet know is founded in truth.”

The couple is heading out to the Middle East as a part of a Christmas Card support. The possibility of a roadside bomb taking them out is likely a mere wet dream. God these two are lame, lame, lame….Many Iraqis are worried about the possibility of Americans being pulled out of Iraq. Wait until they meet this assclowns.

“It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there. She’s very sweet. I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”

I gotta say, Kim Kardashian is looking pretty good these days. Although all of us TRUE FANS do worry that she may lose too much weight. She is the lone renegade of Hollywood women that keeps that butt real. I would hope things could stay as such.

I really have no idea who she is. But here are some sexy pictures of Cindy Taylor at the Ed Hardy 2009 swimwear fashion show. She’s pretty hot, although if this post had Ed Hardy only, it would be lame. The bikini portion really saves this post.

More Cindy Taylor bikini pictures.

Instead of doing 30 days in jail for her dui issue, Khloe Kardashian went out to check out The Dark Knight at the Grove in Anaheim. Being the least hot of the womans side of her family (mom included), is actually considered punishment enough, a presiding judge determined. I guess the movie was really good, nevertheless.

Jim Carrey held the Generation Rescue autism fundraiser this weekend, and the one and only Britney Spears made a surprise appearance. Apparently she had some red wine and seemed to be pretty happy. Maybe losing full custody to your wigger boyfriend is the key to happy living?

Us Magazine says, As guests like McCarthy’s beau and Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller made the rounds, Spears, 26, sipped on red wine.
Carrey’s daughter Jane also belted out a few Frank Sinatra and Jackson 5 tunes.
Spears, 26, “definitely looked happy,” a witness tells Usmagazine.com. “She was clapping and smiling a lot.”

I’ll have the cafe cleavage latte, extra fat, please. Oh yeah, and to-go, straight back to my apartment. Wow, this is pretty hot, Audrina Patridge taking the time to show off a little cleavage for the ensuing media. She knows how to work her own publicity, why even have a publicist these days when you can just have a rack?

Check out more Audrina Patridge cleavage pictures.

Ok, so, Claire Danes has decided to rock a bikini on a yacht with her boyfriend. I know, the boyfriend portion is a drag, but it’s all we gots right now, so deal. Her breast aren’t that great, but the Genie in a bottle pose is outrageously hot. She has great curves and a great bottom.

I say good Claire. I also say, click on more Claire Danes bikini pictures and improve your sullen Thursday.