I don’t really know what to say about this, except to say that DeAnna Pappas has one hell of an ass. Check out these bikini pictures of her and the douchebag in the lame swim trunks. That’s one round, voluptuous piece of ass right there.

Yeah, you read that right. Actually, it’s the volcanic ash that’s the epicenter of the lawsuit that alleges that Kate Hudson and celebrity stylist David Babaii stole the idea of using the ash to make a hair product. Who the hell thought this idea up in the first place?

In the lawsuit, which was filed on Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, 220 Laboratories said it entered into an “oral contract” with Babaii to develop and manufacture hair care products in 2006. The idea for the product was to use volcanic ash from the Vanuatu Islands of the South Pacific.
But Babaii went on to use a company called Universal Packaging Systems Inc to develop the products — using the volcanic ash component. Hudson promoted the product in a 2007 interview with Vogue magazine and said she was one of the developers, the lawsuit states.

Networks might be crying, but audiences are raving, that Britney Spears will not be trainwrecking the MTV VMA’s this year. However, we do expect her at all the afterparties and sans panties. Which always makes for good fun.

“Contrary to media reports, Britney was never slated to perform on this year’s VMAs,” Larry Rudolph, Spears’ manager at Jive Records, said in a statement. “She’s in the middle of recording her next album, which is going amazingly well, and her focus remains on the studio.”

Never thought this would be possible, but I will go out on a limb here and say that watching her in the video may well turn out to be worse than listening to her sing the song. Wow. Good job Heidi, keep up the good work.

These pictures are from her latest video, Overdosin. I think I am going to be sick now.

And now she is bringing Benji Madden into the pathetic fray that is her singing into a microphone. How lame is this crap? And does anyone actually care?

Hollyscoop says, Paris had recently blogged about working on a new album, but we wanted to know if her rocker beau Benji Madden would be making a cameo in it.
Paris said, “Well, actually I have a studio at the house. He [Benji] actually helped me write some of the songs for my new album, and for the BFF show. He’s a really amazing talent, songwriter and singer.”
So will there be a duet? Paris said, “Yes, definitely. When the show comes out.”

Clearly Michael Lohan has an attention whore problem. He now wants to box Kevin Federline for charity. Give me a break, this guy just can’t stand not being the center of the world. I wish someone would just knock him out, hell, I would foot the charity bill in that case. Maybe he could have a bus run over him for charity? I am full of ideas.

Why do all the hot ones have to ruin their hotness? Here is Ali Larter frolicking about the beach in a bikini. And making out with a douchebag. Take the good with the bad I suppose.

More Ali Carter bikini pictures.

I don’t get it, what happened to Lindsay Lohan? Is she in the transformation stage of lesbianism? Maybe not actually, if you read into this. Apparently Lindsay is into the boys, still.

“Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes,” a witness explains about the first encounter. “Sam wasn’t thrilled.” Lindsay, 22, was there to support her live-in galpal, who was deejaying the event. But before the night was over, another of Lindsay’s exes, Calum Best, showed up, followed by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Although Lindsay’s rep says, “It wasn’t awkward for her to be with all of her exes,” a witness says, “That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay.”

Just kidding, he like totally is. PDA rules. I love it when couples swap tongue and food next to me at Chin Chins. Some times I get so excited that I run to the bathroom and gag myself. Here is Rachel McAdams making out with him. So not hot.

But we all aren’t. However, that doesn’t mean we can’t look at them. Like I said, it’s Friday and we deserve Supermodels. Meet Adriana Lima. She is hot. I am the purveyor of all things obvious.

Jessica Simpson took one more huge leap towards ending her career as a Hooters waitress. She is now selling beer for Stampede Light. And in doing so, she is fully clothed. Striking huh? I mean, being a beer girl should be simple for most hot chicks. Not for Jess though.

I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That’s why I made a smart choice with a smart beer. Stampede Light, it’s beer plus.

Spencer hates the Olsen twins. His girlfriend Heidi loves Jesus. This combination of events has created one of the most shallow and uninteresting scenarios of all time. Please LA Transit Bus, run these two over.

Us Magazine says, When Mary-Kate Olsen said that he had a bad temper, for example, “my natural Spencer Pratt had to attack,” he says. So he called her the “less cute” twin.
“Heidi’s there going, ‘What would Jesus do? What would Jesus do?’” Pratt says. “And I’m like, ‘Jesus gave me these great comebacks.’ And she’s like, ‘No, that’s the devil.’”
Pratt says he now goes to church every Sunday with Montag.
“People are very excited to see me there. They’re like, ‘It’s good you’re here,’ and they’re patting me on the back like, ‘Thank you for being here.’”

Happy Wednesday, sort of. The good news is that Nicole Scherzinger of The Pussycat Dolls is in a bikini. The bad news is that the guy that took the pictures needs to invest in a real camera and learn how to use the focus part. This guy sucks. But hey, it’s all I got. It’s better than nothing. Sort of.

And she is going to come out with a Christian album, as a follow up to her highly unsuccessful first album, forgive me for forgetting the name.

Speidi talked about how Heidi is “still a virgin” and how religious she is, insisting that her “next album is going to be a Christian one.”
“We don’t sin over here,” said Spencer. Who added that they place “pillows in between” them at night so they’re not tempted to have sex.

Ok, so what it comes down to is that Spencer is gay. Who would put up with this bi$%ch and not be getting laid? Pillows between you? Give me a break.

Audrina Patridge showed off her spectacular and sexy body at the pool over the weekend. She occasionally breaks out her canons as a warning shot for Heidi, reminding her of who actually runs The Hills. She is hotter, I mean, kinda obvious if you ask me.

The makers of Wonderbra are happy to have Dita Von Teese’ new line of lingerie, and even happier is me because I get to post it for you. Hot hot hot. Sizzling. Finally, a girl that has an actually butt outside of Kim Kardashian. You go girl!

Marie Claire UK says, ‘I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath. Lingerie shouldn’t be something you just put on for your lover; you should do it for you. It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood.’

Christina Applegate wins, breast cancer loses. Such a Hollywood feel-good story, maybe even better than Robert Downy Jr. beating drug addiction 12 times. Congrats to Christina!

ABC News says, “I’m clear,” the star of “Samantha Who?” said. “Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. … They got everything out so I’m definitely not going to die from breast cancer.”

John Mayer admits he tossed Jennifer Aniston to the curb, but he also believes the media is full of big meanies out to get him. And he says Jen is smart and sophisticated. Translation: John Mayer is into big sluts. And I can’t blame him. Not at all.

“If you guys are going to run stuff and run every lie under the sun, have somebody stand up for somebody. Have me as a man who ended a relationship stand here and write some truth. Have me stand up for somebody and write that Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I’ve ever met. She’s one of the most lovely people I’ve ever met in my life and I’m going through something that’s a very personal thing and you have to give that up. You have to give everything up because you can’t have it all and it sucks.
“I’m sorry that the story’s not interesting, but it’s about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she’s great.”
Mayer reflected on the situation as “the most normal thing in the world – There’s no lying, there’s no cheating. There’s no nothing.

Here are some bikini shots of Selma Blair from her new show, Kath and Kim. I am not sure what the show is about, however, taking a gander, I would have to say it’s about a depressed broad that is fashionably challenged. Does that match? Yuck. And to think, someone picked that out for her! The fashion set coordinator must be blind. Damn that affirmative action stuff.

When compared to dying lizard, that is. And apparently she is still in a state of complete and total psychosis. But at least she is living beyond it all. I mean, I can’t say that occasionally, I didn’t wish that I had no idea what was happening in the world. Truth be told, being totally removed can’t be all that bad

Amy lashed out at the middle-aged woman – giving her a hard slap and screaming: “Let f***ing go of me, d***head.”
As she walked away, Amy carried on shouting at her victim, calling her a “f***ing bitch”.