Alessandra Ambrosio is on vacation somewhere in the Caribbean (my sources have failed to locate her exact position), and as a result, there’s been a deluge of photos of the beautiful Brazilian super model wearing the cream of the crop of the sexiest bikinis available.

Here are a bunch of bikini photos of Alessandra Ambrosio wearing two different “outfits”, and looking extremely hot in both of them. But forget the bikinis, I really need to talk about her general looks: with any super model, you know by the time you get your hands on any of her photos, they’ve been so photoshopped that they don’t even look human anymore. But  if you notice, these pictures are 100% untouched real candids shot at the beach. Still, look at the hotness and perfection of this chick. Now, this is what I call natural beauty! Without make up on, totally drenched and just being herself, Alessandra Ambrosio looks like a surfing commercial. Dang!

Three of the world’s most beautiful super models are on the cover of the upcoming issue of Glamour magazine, showing tons of skin just in time for the summer. Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio and Crystal Reen posed together in some very sexy swimsuits for Glamour’s “We’ve Got the Best Bikinis for Every Body” article.

When asked about their beauty secrets regarding the diversity of their bodies (as you can see in these photos, each one of the three models represents a different type of woman), these babes shared their secrets of success. For instance, Brooklyn Decker opened up about her big boobs and how they’ve affected her career and self-esteem, saying:

I got successful once I accepted I’m athletic, I have boobs. I set my own standard.

Alessandra Ambrosio is currently in the Caribbean island of St. Barts being photographed for the new and upcoming Victoria’s Secrets bikini catalog. Obviously she’s been at the beach all these past days wearing lots and lots of bikinis. The best part though (if anything can be better than seeing Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini), is that she’s a little tired of all the clothes changing and such, so yesterday she did some stretching in the middle of her work day. As a result, she ended up with her ass in the air… thank goodness there was a camera around to capture this moment!

Speaking of “moments”, notice the crotch adjustment moment below, as she puts on the white bikini. Man, oh man! We gotta be grateful for less than optimal work conditions when it comes to supermodels!

Super model Alessandra Ambrosio is in the running for MILF of the year. After looking at these pictures, I’d honestly say she’s won it. Wow. Talk about a body that just springs back into its original place. More Alessandra Ambrosio pictures below.

Yeah, not much to report on this. Alessandra Ambrosio is pictured here at a photoshoot at Ipanema Beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. She’s hot. There are lots of pictures for you to check out of her in what appears to be a slip of some sort. Hotness.

Alessandra Ambrosio is still hanging out in St. Barts, wearing a bikini, which is pure awesomeness. As reported here last week, Alessandra is in St. Barts to shoot for Victorias Secret. I was offered the job of misting her buttocks during the shoot, but I had some things going on and was unable to make it down. Unfortunately, I just can’t get out of this appointment I have sitting on my couch all day and watching The Real Housewives of Orange County, or else I would TOTALLY be there. Anyways, enough about me, check out more of these Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures.

Move over Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr, Alessandro Ambrosio is now up to bat. And she is the cleanup hitter. Here she is at St. Barts also, shooting for Victorias Secret. Man, St. Barts was the place to be all week if I do say so myself. This girl is sweet perfection. Unreal. Perfect for a Friday. Enjoy your weekend and the rest of Alessandro Ambrosio’s bikini pictures.

These are pictures from my barbeque I had yesterday in my back yard. Yeah, these chicks, they aight…..we just hung out for a while, talked about our favorite TV shows, you know, the usual stuff.

Ok. I am lying. But can you blame me? These are Victorias Secrets models. Among them: Victorias Secret, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller and Karolina Kurkova. If you thought they were there to solve the world’s energy crisis, you’d be wrong. They are actually there for the Victoria’s Secret Annual Fashion Show at Fountainebleu in Miami.

Lots of girls. Hot girls. Lingerie. Enough said. Check out the pictures of these Victorias Secrets models hanging out in their panties.

I don’t have anything important to say about her. She didn’t do anything newsworthy. But, its Friday, she’s hot, and it seems right to put her pictures up on the blog today. Also, after the Jessica Simpson banned from the CMA’s post, I feel like I should make it up to you. So, I present thee: Alessandra Ambrosio, Victoria’s Secret Angel. You don’t need to worry about whether or not she’s the type of girl you introduce to mom, because quite frankly, she’d never even talk to you. Unless you she were saying, “please stop parking here all night, I am calling the cops.”

Not that I’d know. I have just heard. Anyways…

More Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria’s Secret Angel pictures.