Amy Winehouse freaked out a St. Lucia beach by showing up in a bikini. Many beachgoers cited symptoms of nausea and blindness. If you are a masochist, by all means, have a look at the rest of these pictures. I am really not sure if her boyfriend, pictured with her, survived the attack. Yuck.
If you are looking for an unattractive drug-addict to bring home to mom, well, meet Amy Winehouse. Amy is newly, or more like, officially, divorced from Blake-Fielder Civil. The epitome of disgusting announced the divorce of the weekend.
Drug-tortured star Amy dramatically confessed: “It’s over. There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for SEX. I fancied him like mad, like no one else I’ve ever known. But it’s not enough, is it?”
“They were into threesomes. It was Blake’s idea but Amy said she’d been with women before so it wasn’t a problem. She said she’s had a string of female lovers. Whenever Blake said he wanted three-in-a-bed Amy would fix it.”
“They thought they were on this sexual journey together. And the pair of them were into some real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn’t mention in a newspaper. They were bad for each other, each pushing the other to excess, whether drugs or sex. Plus he sponged off her. And she’s awake to that now.”
If you are interested in being her rebound, I’d suggest getting in good with a crack dealer. Or you could avoid it all together and find someone better, which could likely be accomplished with a minimal search on craiglist.com, click on “erotic”
Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is out of the clinker this morning. The judge let him walk as long as his walk was a B-line to rehab, where Blake will most likely reunite with some of London’s finest meth dealers. Go figure? Anyways, Blake better find a way to get the crack pipe going again if he wants to find a way to get back in bed with his wife. Hey, I know that was mean, but face facts here, no one’s doing that catastrophe sober.
The Sun says,
Amy was not present when her hubby was released this morning, she remained in her Camden home after recently checking out of a London clinic following treatment for a ‘chest infection’.
Blake sported a huge grin while leaving prison, wearing a striped red and white T-shirt and trademark trilby hat.
However he did show signs of his time behind bars, with red scratches down his arms and a chipped tooth.
