Amy Winehouse’s Near Upskirt Incident

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A very drunk Amy Winehouse stumbled into the theater where her new boyfriend’s movie Psychosis premiered last night in London.

Despite her recent announcement that she is staying away from alcohol and drugs and is working on a new music disc that should see the light within six months, Amy seems to have gone back to her severe drinking habits. After breaking up with her ex-husband for the second time, Amy Winehouse began dating movie-maker Reg Travis, and this prompted her to try to clean up her act; she even asked him to move into her London house with her. Sadly, she has failed to stay sober, the poor thing. Luckily, she was so shit faced last night that she almost showed her tits and pussy to all of England.

Amy Winehouse Nipple Slip

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Amy Winehouse broke up with her ex-husband again, and now she’s dating a new guy whose name I won’t even bother finding out, since it won’t last long. Only St. Barts waiters and chronic junkies will last next to Amy Wino.

Here she is, after leaving the Jazz After Dark bar in London, where she performed a few songs, and although she doesn’t look like the diva she used to be in her hay day, she’s showing a boobie here, and that, my dear readers, is enough to make me write about her today. I know an Amy Winehouse nipple slip is not exactly masturbation material, but hey, nipple slips are scarce nowadays, so it’s Amy or nothing. Plus we gotta admit her new silicone-filled tits look great. At least she had the money to pay a good surgeon; it’s a shame she didn’t spend as much at her latest rehab clinic.

Amy Winehouse Back with her Ex

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Amy Winehouse was spotted leaving a clinic in Marlyebone, London, hand in hand with her ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

Notwithstanding their turbulent past together and the fact that the referred to her as “intolerable”, the tattooed pair have reunited. Back in December, when the singer’s father heard of the chance of them getting back together, he expressed his opinion of Fielder-Civil with a concise sentence:

It will be a disaster if he’s not out of the picture.

A source close to the couple says that they have plans of getting married again, this time in Vegas, just months after their lighting-fast wedding and even faster divorce. The source also ads that Amy and Blake “have cleaned up their act and want a fresh start”.

Amy Winehouse has been charged with assaulting a fan.

Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault stemming from an incident in September where she punched a fan in the eye. Here is more from the AP.

The retro-soul singer was charged with assault Thursday for allegedly attacking a fan at an end-of-summer ball in London on Sept. 26, police and the singer’s representative said.
Dancer Sherene Flash had been quoted by tabloid newspapers as saying she was hit in the eye by the 25-year-old “Back to Black” singer after asking to take her picture at the Berkeley Ball, a charity function held in central London’s Berkeley Square.

The fan remains upset at Winehouse, claiming it was indecent to leave her with one working eye. Ahhh….I had to. Anyways….

Amy Winehouse does interview with The Sun.

Blake Fielder-Civil has finally decided to file for divorce with Amy Winehouse, claiming that he wasn’t thrilled with the pictures of Amy in St. Lucia hooking up with wanna-be actor, Josh Bowman. So basically, Blake had no issue with the actual bikini pictures himself? I think Blake is missing the core issue in all of this. Anyways, here are some excerpts from Amy’s interview with The Sun.

“I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him. I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here.”

She said her recent widely publicised fling with rugby hunk holidaymaker Josh Bowman, 21, was just “having some fun” and she “wants Blake and nobody else. Josh was lovely. But it was a holiday thing. I’ve got my Blake.

“While Blake is in jail I’m still gonna have a good time — he can’t do much about it. But once he comes out we’ll be together again. There’s some nice lads here, I am just having fun. I don’t want anybody else because I’ve got my Blake.”

“I am not doing drugs and am doing lots of fitness. I’ve started writing songs. I feel great — apart from today. I feel like s**t after a late one last night.”

Amy Winehouse is possibly a man.

More than possibly, check out this picture which seems to show Amy Winehouse peeing while she is standing up. Under already absurd circumstances of a supposed female peeing in the upright position, once can’t allow the total aburdity of new boytoy and fame user, Joshua Bowman, watching while she does it. I can think of more disgusting things, but it would take me some time to come up with them. I wonder if she uses the urinals at her rehab stints? The amazing thing is that she hardly even has her shorts down….flytrap? One has to wonder these things. Oh well, for your displeasure, I have posted even more pictures below. View at your own risk.

Amy Winehouse’s new man, identity discovered.

His name is Joshua Bowman. He’s an actor. He is using Amy Winehouse to gain publicity for his acting career. He claims he isn’t. That’s pretty much the summary. No word yet on whether or not he really enjoys meth, but my bet is that he will weigh roughly 92 pounds and have potholes in his face all before Spring.

Mr Bowman said: ‘She’s just a cool girl, very nice, and we’re just very friendly. She’s a good laugh – she is such a lovely girl and on great form.
‘I can’t say much more than that. I have been having a lovely time relaxing. It’s not been all party-party. I don’t drink much at all as it happens.
‘It’s true to say that I’m a budding young actor. But I’d rather get my name out there because of my acting rather than who I’m being photographed with. I wasn’t waiting until there was a photographer on the beach to put my arm around Amy.

I have to admit, this plan for fame is baffling. If you want to be a big time actor, go for Lohan, not Winehouse. This just lost Joshua all credibility. Sadly, you know he puts her on his resume now.

Amy Winehouse and bikinis are a bad match.

Amy Winehouse freaked out a St. Lucia beach by showing up in a bikini. Many beachgoers cited symptoms of nausea and blindness. If you are a masochist, by all means, have a look at the rest of these pictures. I am really not sure if her boyfriend, pictured with her, survived the attack. Yuck.

Amy Winehouse is back on the market.

If you are looking for an unattractive drug-addict to bring home to mom, well, meet Amy Winehouse. Amy is newly, or more like, officially, divorced from Blake-Fielder Civil. The epitome of disgusting announced the divorce of the weekend.

Drug-tortured star Amy dramatically confessed: “It’s over. There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for SEX. I fancied him like mad, like no one else I’ve ever known. But it’s not enough, is it?”

“They were into threesomes. It was Blake’s idea but Amy said she’d been with women before so it wasn’t a problem. She said she’s had a string of female lovers. Whenever Blake said he wanted three-in-a-bed Amy would fix it.”

“They thought they were on this sexual journey together. And the pair of them were into some real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn’t mention in a newspaper. They were bad for each other, each pushing the other to excess, whether drugs or sex. Plus he sponged off her. And she’s awake to that now.”

If you are interested in being her rebound, I’d suggest getting in good with a crack dealer. Or you could avoid it all together and find someone better, which could likely be accomplished with a minimal search on craiglist.com, click on “erotic”

Amy Winehouse’s husbands walks out of jail.

Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is out of the clinker this morning. The judge let him walk as long as his walk was a B-line to rehab, where Blake will most likely reunite with some of London’s finest meth dealers. Go figure? Anyways, Blake better find a way to get the crack pipe going again if he wants to find a way to get back in bed with his wife. Hey, I know that was mean, but face facts here, no one’s doing that catastrophe sober.

The Sun says,

Amy was not present when her hubby was released this morning, she remained in her Camden home after recently checking out of a London clinic following treatment for a ‘chest infection’.
Blake sported a huge grin while leaving prison, wearing a striped red and white T-shirt and trademark trilby hat.
However he did show signs of his time behind bars, with red scratches down his arms and a chipped tooth.