Feeling like life has you down? Well my depressed friend, meet Amy Winehouse. She spends $1000 a day on drugs and somehow, she still will not die.
News of the World says, “I want Amy to grab this opportunity in rehab so we can have a marriage and future together. Because the way she’s going I really fear I will come out of prison to no wife.
“I dread my cell door being opened and the chaplain informing me, ‘Amy’s dead.’
“I have that nightmare three or four times a week.
Opportunites in rehab are this: you meet other people that share your same affinity for said hobbies. Like doing blow, and apparently a lot of it. Amy Winehouse just makes me feel better about myself, like things just aren’t that bad. Sometimes I get depressed about being a loser and somehow Amy Winehouse encourages me abysmal reality.
