December 17th, 2007

Amy Winehouse to enter rehab again.

In an even more shocking turn of events, she plans to do a lot of drugs for the rest of the month before entering rehab. I can’t imagine. I can’t blame her for this though. I wouldn’t want to spend New Year’s Eve in rehab either. I think she should host a show that revolves around drug use. She could offer  planned regimens suited for specific needs.

For example, I hate people that write checks at the grocery store. I get massive anxiety over it. I also hate people that text while they drive. Certainly there must be a specific bender that just wipes all those memories out of your mind.

Also, I have an ex-girlfriend that I despise. Maybe there is something that erases her completely.

People that are against drugs have probably never had to drive on an LA freeway.


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| Posted on 12/17/2007, filed under Amy Winehouse