Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie engaged.

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Wasn’t this gig going bad for a while? I thought I recalled that they really weren’t into each other anymore or maybe they were just too hipster for marriage? I think Brad once said he wouldn’t marry her until gay people were able to marry at every state in the country. Anyways, the winds of Hollywood have blown and resulted in an engagement.

via THR:
The Beverly Hills jeweler and former CEO of Asprey & Garrard, the British jewelry company to the English royal family, confirms to The Hollywood Reporter that he has designed an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie. A rep for the jeweler says, “I can confirm that, yes, Robert Procop did indeed design an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie, designed in collaboration with Brad Pitt.”
Jolie was seen wearing the ring two nights ago, April 11, at a private viewing of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art’s Chinese Galleries. She attended the small gathering with Pitt as well as their son Pax. Neither the ring nor the engagement has been confirmed by Jolie’s representatives, who could not immediately be reached for comment.

And there you have it, from to hipster to marry to so rich they can’t marry rich enough. A designer engagement ring, I guess the whole surprise element is not as important as the custom rich people ring. All the same, they will have some beautiful black children someday.

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Angelina Jolie Brings Back the Sexy

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Hollywood’s hottest piece of ass to the day, Angelina Jolie, is currently in Japan attending the premiere of her movie Salt in that island nation.

Dressed in a very sexy black dress that showed her entire leg as well as her back, Angelina Jolie paraded her incredible hotness at Tokyo’s most sought after red carpet event ever, filming autographs and even chatting with some of her fans.

I’m sorry, but I have to go back and talk some more about Angelina Jolie’s dress. Wow. I mean, WOW. That’s the hottest dress I’ve ever seen her wear, and for those who compared Megan Fox in her red dress at the Transformers II premiere to Angie, all I have to say is “how dare you?”

Angelina Jolie boobfeeding statue.

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This post has officially freaked me out. A New York sculpture named Daniel Edwards created this Angelina Jolie boobfeeding statue. Wow, that’s art. This belongs in Michael Jackson’s old house. Weird.

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Angelina Jolie supports single moms

And we aren’t talking the stripper types, although that would be way cooler than what the Star is reporting this morning. Apparently, she is donating money to Octomom. Wow, talk about positive reinforcement!

“Angelina is worried about the best interests of the kids,” explains a source. “As a mom of six, she knows how chaotic and costly raising a big family can be.”
And while the money would no doubt help Nadya pay for everything from clothes to schooling, Angelina, 33, does have some misgivings about the gift, notes the source.
“She doesn’t necessarily approve of Nadya, and she doesn’t want to turn the situation into even more of a circus.”

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have little satans for kids.

So basically Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt allow their little satan spawns to run wild while they are off socialiting around at Award Show parties.  The couple had to leave the BAFTAs early the other night because their satan-spawns were running wild in the hallways of the Dorchester Hotel in London. Maybe the couple needs to put them on that mean nanny show? More from The Sun.

They told Maddox, seven, Pax, five, Zahara, three, and two-year-old Shiloh they could play outside their suite under supervision from their nanny.
But one fed-up guest, who asked not to be named, moaned: “They were running up and down the hallway for over an hour.
“Their nanny tried to quieten them down and move them out the way when people came through. But she had her hands full with the four of them.”

She had her hands full? Boy, these kids sure sound spoiled! Seems to me someone needs a good course in parenting. Maybe for starters, you actually don’t leave your kids in high-end hotels with access to hallways and sugar!

Angelina Jolie, look out, here comes Megan Fox.

Megan Fox is rumored to be up for the role of the leading character, Lara Croft, in the video game movie, Tomb Raider. Of course, this would be replacing Angelina Jolie, who doesn’t have time in between adopting african children.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the third film will completely reboot the video-game-based character, including changing her origin story (most likely shying away from her English aristocracy roots), and introduce new kinds of missions, love interests and villains.
And, most notably, a new leading lady.
While producers say an actress likely won’t be cast until a writer and director have signed on, Fox has emerged as the frontrunner replacement, at least as far as the blogosphere is concerned.

Obviously, if you check out the pictures below, it appears that Megan Fox is taking this role so seriously, that she has plunged directly into cloning herself as an exact replication of Angelina. Now, she has the lips, tattoos, figure….but where is her Brad Pitt and children? I guess that shouldn’t be too tough for her to accomplish. Seriously folks, these pictures make it tough to tell who-is-who?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie igore Seacrest.

Ok, remember when Ryan Seacrest was a like a Hollywood God? Ok, neither do I, but pretend for a second he was. Well, he is now a douchebag by the most official terms. Check out where Ryan tries to interview Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and they completely ignore him.

Seacrest out!!!!

Angelina Jolie, still not as hot as Jennifer Aniston.

Sorry, but I really think from now on any post title involving Angelina Jolie should be used to referrence the obvious. Anyways, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the 14th Annual Critics Choice Awards, and I think they were winless. Brad still remains the loser in the I dumped Jen Aniston for Angelina contest. Oh sorry, was that another tangent? Oh well, I do give credit where credit is due, Angelina’s legs look pretty awesome, click the picture below and see for yourself.

Brad Pitt still talks to Jennifer Aniston

Brad Pitt came out in the latest W Magazine and defended both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Check it out.

“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart,” Pitt says, as if to settle this thing once and for all. “I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Of his current relationship with Aniston, he says, “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be [that]. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year,” he explains. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

Translation: Jennifer Aniston is now officially hotter than his current wife, Angelina Jolie, and Brad realizes the magnitude at which he screwed the pooch. In fact, I don’t even think its close between the two womenz. I mean, see for yourself in this Jennifer Aniston Nude shoot. Yep, I knew you’d agree with me. So now what does Brad do? Pretty tough to go back, but if Angelina keeps on the path she is on with all the weird lip botox crap, he might be best to cut his loses now and send Jen a text.

Angelina Jolie advised to not put out anymore babies.


And its not to save her looks. Angelina Jolie is being advised to stop having babies as it may pose a signifigant health risk. To her, not Brad. The only risk Brad Pitt has in all this is wearing condoms, which poses a serious annoyance threat to him. Ok! Magazine is reporting it.

“Her previous pregnancies ended with emergency caesarian secions,” an insider tells OK!. “She’s been told that, at the least, she should not get pregnant for a year after her last deliver, and it would be safer if she did not get pregnant, ever.”
The health complications this time around could pose a direct danger to the Changeling star, Dr. Larrian Gillespie, who has not treated Angie, tells OK!.
“Angelina is at risk of having a stroke or heart attack, and because she developed gestational diabetes, there is a high risk she’ll have it again, with the child being at risk for diabetes.”

I hear Angelina is fertile. Hey, I’m just sayin’…….