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Pop the popcurn and grab your seats, people. The bitch fight of the century is getting ready to start. Angelina Jolie is taking sides in the Madonna adoption controversy…and she isn’t on Madge’s side. “Angelina Jolie has attacked Madonna for adopting a child ‘illegally’. She said the singer should never have visited an impoverished African country with the sole intention of choosing an infant. Her comments follow accusations that Madonna used her fame and money to speed the adoption of one-year- old David Banda late last year. ‘Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born,’ said Miss Jolie, who has adopted two Third World youngsters of her own. ‘It’s a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption. ‘Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal.’” Apparently staying on the “right side of the law” doesn’t pertain to stealing another woman’s husband, but I digress. I would pay to watch these two fight it out over African orphans. Angelina is younger, but have you seen Madonna lately? The woman is a fitness robot. Plus she has that whole mystical Kabbalah thing going on. I wonder if there’s some curse she can fling at Angie to make her lips explode. |
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January 8th, 2007
