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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are rumord to be laying down a huge chunk of change on a custom Italian yacht. Because the 12 houses and 14 kids just aren’t enough…now they need a boat too? From IHT: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have reportedly commissioned a 280-foot-long Italian luxury yacht for $268 million. The yacht will have a swimming pool, a heliport, and a submarine, and is expected for delivery in 2009. $268 million, people. That’s dollars, not pesos or lira or Monopoly money. That is just insane. I mean sunning yourself on the lido deck is cool and all, but why in the hell do you need a private submarine? And seriously, a swimming pool? On a yacht? Is it really that much trouble to jump overboard every now and then? Rich people are crazy. If I had $268 million to blow I’d buy my own country and name it Shelly-topia and then I’d declare myself Empress and make male sex slavery legal. |
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April 11th, 2007
