August 19th, 2007

Most Boring Brangelina Story Ever

In case you’re worried,the world’s most beautiful do-gooders are still madly in love and happily not married. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now so famous that even non-stories about the two of them are stories. Today’s useless bit of fluff…they’re happy. Yawn.

From People:

“There are no problems whatsoever,” the source adds. “Things are really good.”

In fact, those who know the couple best say their only problem at the moment is the rumors themselves: that Jolie is fighting with Pitt, suffers from an eating disorder and is feuding with Pitt’s parents, Bill and Jane.

Well of course we cling to those rumors. Perfect is not only boring, but it makes the rest of us feel bad. Hoping that Angelina occasionally tosses a frying pan at Brad’s head makes my licking the inside of the ice cream container a little less pathetic.


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| Posted on 08/19/2007, filed under Angelina Jolie , Brad Pitt