Its nice to be a young child that gets chosen to have Angelina Jolie as their mommy. It means shopping, lots of shopping, and later in life, it will mean women, lots of women. Trust me, one day when Maddox is visiting those college bars at LSU, having Angelina as your mom will be the coolest name-drop ever. It will also be a panty dropper. If Maddox is smart, he will just stay down on the Bayou and avoid LA at all cost. These are pictures of the loving mother-son duo shopping in New Orleans this weekend. I wonder if Maddox will ever get to see his gandpa?

….feeding that is. Hey, don’t kill the messenger….

Apparently she has trouble simultaneously breast feeding her twins, Knox and Viv. However, Brad seems to have the hang of using her breast. Sorry, I had to pull the trigger on that one. Anyways, Jolie did an interview with GMTV in Britain, I guess this time there were no Aniston bombs dropped. That’s really to bad for the blogosphere. And it appears Brad has a mustache. Isn’t this mustache month, or something? Support men’s health? Whatever, not sure, so on with Angelina Jolie and her breast.

“You think, ‘Ah, if anybody can do that, I can do that,’ she says in an interview on British show GMTV. “But it’s a lot harder than it looks in the books. I did that a few times, but [mostly] I would take turns. It just takes a long time.”
(In the books? Tricks like the “double football hold.”)

Jolie, 33, says she weaned the twins when they were 3 months old. “[That was] about as much as I could do,” she says.

So how does having six kids affect her Hollywood commitments with Brad Pitt?

“The only time it ever collides is if, you know, we’re trying to get ready for some event where we have to walk a carpet and somebody gets peed on, and figures, ‘Oh well, I guess we’ll be wearing that this evening,” she says.

Apparently Brad is none-to-happy about a recent interview his wife, luscious-lips-Angelina, did with Vogue magazine. She basically admitted the obvious, which is she started hooking up with Brad during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Its not secret that Jennifer Aniston has long been, lets just say, mildly pyschopathically enraged over the situation. I guess Angelina wanted to spark a fire.

Here is more from the Chicago Sun.

One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ”uncool” Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in ”Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”
But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston — leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.
Another source, close to Jolie, said Wednesday that Pitt and Jolie were ”totally thrown” by Aniston’s Vogue interview, thinking she had already ”moved on … and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.”

Anyways, lets get on to the more important business at hand. Like what should her punishment be? I say a good spanking during next week’s Monday Night Football game. I think that sounds fair. I’d use a wooden spoon from the kitchen, then I’d frame it. Ok, ok, this is kinda my fantasy too…

Angelina Jolie showed up yesterday in Hollywood to help celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda. She wore her little black number and by my estimations, didn’t eat last month. Wow, looks like Angelina may well be heading the same direction as Jenna Jameson.

I mean weight, of course. Although it would be really cool if she started shooting for Vivid.

Look, she still looks good, but its obvious that she is losing weight. Maybe she’s just getting older? Maybe Brad Pitt is a bad cook? Maybe she is cursed by her father? Who really knows? I just post gossip, I don’t have a crystal ball.