Ann Coulter has a wired shut jaw.

Its like God delivering good on a Holiday Promise. Page Six is reporting that Ann Coulter’s jaw is wired shut. Apparently something happened to her and Doctors wired it shut. That something, while undisclosed, is most likely her being on television. Good to see the medical community looking out for people worldwide. I guess this means a happy Thanksgiving dinner for her family. Maybe she will be invited this year?