December 22nd, 2006

Anna’s Baby Must Have DNA Test

In the ongoing drama surrounding Anna Nicole Smith and baby Dannielynn, a Calfironia court has granted a request by Smith’s ex-whatever Larry Birkhead for a DNA test to be performed on the tug of war baby.

The potential Dad said the following:

“Christmas has come early, and I thank God that I will soon have the opportunity to prove that I am the father … and eventually hold her in my arms.”

I have to say, I am so confused. Don’t men usually turn and run the other direction when the stick turns blue? Here are two guys fighting for the right to change dirty diapers and play peek-a-boo.

If I wasn’t convinved that the real issue here is money, I’d be all sappy and sentimental.


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| Posted on 12/22/2006, filed under Anna Nicole Smith