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We are up to number five in the Anna Nicole Smith baby-daddy drama. Anna’s bodyguard has come forward and claimed that his sperm beat out that of pseudo-husband Howard K. Stern, ex-lover Larry Birkhead, Zsa Zsa Gabor’s apparently unfaithful husband Prince Frederick, and the thawed out swimmers of dead hubby Howard Marshall. Seriously people, I can’t take much more of this. Here’s what the bodyguard told Extra: She told me everything. She told me things no one else knows. I think it was an instant spark, and I think for her it was the same. She was wonderful. A very sensitive and emotional woman. A very good kisser, I must say. She was sick of being called names. Everyone was bashing on her and calling her names and putting her down and suing her. She always told me she wanted to have her kids with me. There’s always a possibility. Poor Anna. I hope she’s in peace wherever she is.” And this comes right on the heels of Howard K. Stern’s poorly faked tears on Entertainment Tonight (for which he reportedly received $1 million). Meanwhile, Anna’s body is still in a Miami morgue waiting for a “loved one” to claim her. |
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February 13th, 2007
