Today’s lesson in All Things Obvious 101, is Genes do matter. That’s right folks, if your mother and father are ugly, I bet you are too. I bet your brothers and sisters are also. I bet if you own a pet rock, its also ugly. Case and point: Annlyne Mccord is super hot. And her sister, Angel Mccord, is also a thing of beauty. Both sisters are worth a few fantasy moments alone inside a shed whose walls are surrounded with pictures of Daisy Duke and the chicks from Three’s Company.

Wow, did I just say that? Who would do something like that? A super disgusting human being, that’s who. Please be a precious normal person while clicking through these sexy Mccord sister pictures and not like the freak above.

Here’s Annlynne Mccord at a beach in Los Angeles rocking on a bikini. I think her best role ever is when she played that slutty mean chick in Nip / Tuck. I miss that show. She’s still looking good, nice and fit. Whatever happened to Nip / Tuck? That show got stupid, last I remember. Oh, btw, its February…in Los Angeles….

Celebuzz released its list of Best Celebrity Bikini Bods of Summer 2010 and we were not surprised to see AnnaLynne McCord right at the top of it. Although I may consider AnnaLynne McCord a little skinny since I prefer chicks with bigger boobs, I gotta admit that she does have a killer body.

Right behind AnnaLynne McCord is no other than Heidi Montag and her big fun bags. Now we’re talking! Miranda Kerr, Kim Kardashian and Ashley Tisdale also make up this list. Although the selection needs more tits, it does include some really hot celebrities, like Carmen Electra, for instance.

Forget about your pancakes and coffee… we have a hotter breakfast for you. After seeing these AnnaLynne McCord bikini pictures, you won’t want to put your mouth on anything other than her. That’s for sure!

AnnaLynne and her sister Angel McCord were spotted at the beach in Miami, Florida yesterday afternoon, where AnnaLynne showed off her hot sexy body in a sexy bathing suit. Apparently after filming so many bikini scenes with her 90210 costars, she’s become a pro at looking hot at the beach; hell, with a body like that, how could she not?

Some people may consider her painfully thin, but I’d still bang her silly. I just want to take her home with me, lock her in my bedroom and do all sorts of nasty things to her. Right after I feed her a couple of burgers, of course!

I can see now why AnnaLynne McCord is the famous one in the family. I never really thought she was anything special (except when she’s had a nipple slip), but now, comparing her to one of her sisters, I can see that she’s actually something to look at.

AnnaLynne McCord’s younger sister Rachel is a regular-looking chick, not ugly, not pretty, just meh. But when you stand her right next to her famous sibling, it’s clear why AnnaLynne was the one who made it in Hollywood.

Anyway, here are some photos of AnnaLynne McCord and Rachel McCord during an autograph-giving session this weekend. Both of them chose to go braless and for the life of me I can’t explain how this decision didn’t end up in a nipple slip. They must’ve used miles of double sided sticky tape!

AnnaLynne McCord was in disguise Friday night as she went for a night on the town. The 90210 blonde actress was wearing a black wig trying to fool the paparazzi. But she made the mistake of being accompanied by her sister, a gigantic blonde with killer legs and not too shabby tits. Even in Hollywood where almost everybody is a blonde, a 6 foot tall one is hard to miss.

Still, AnnaLynne McCord’s gimmick worked initially, since she was able to leave her house undetected. The problem was on her way back, when she was so sh*t faced that she made sure she’d wake up the whole neighborhood.

Speaking of sh*t faced: take a closer look at these pictures of McCord. In some of them you can see a mysterious white powder inside her nostrils. I bet it’s not Antrax!

Ok, here are the good. AnnaLynne McCord is from 90210. Kellan Lutz is from some show called Twilight. They are dating and this weekend they went to South Beach, no evidence that either one of them can swim and there is some reason to believe that Kellan is a douchebag. Mostly because AnnaLynne is pretty hot and that makes me mad. And that’s how I handle my anger, like an adult man, and calls other people names: Like Douchebag. Don’t judge me. Its just who I am. Go ahead and check out some more pictures of AnnaLynne in a bikini, they are worth a look.