Raffaello Follieri, Anne Hathaway’s ex husband and former fraudalent Vatican CFO, isn’t happy with the prison he is in. He is serving four and a half years and has now written a letter to his lawyer describing the “intolerable” conditions.

“Mr. Follieri reports that he is in a windowless dormitory with approximately 120 other men,” the letter said. “He says that he cannot eat because the food appears to be spoiled and that the toilet and shower facilities are unspeakably unsanitary. e.g., there is excrement in the shower and rats are roaming freely in the area. He says the stench is intolerable.”

Mr. Folliere also went on to say that there are too many bars and that a guy named Red was supposed to get him a poster of Angelina Jolie and a tool for rock carving.