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Good girl Anne Hathaway is a mystery to me. She seems so pure and unsullied that sometimes I wonder how she even found her way into Hollywoodland. But maybe Anne is trying to change that image. First she flashed her ta-tas in Brokeback Mountain and now she tells The Sun that she had to encourage co-star Jake Gyllenhaall to feel her up.
“There was this scene in Brokeback Mountain where I get my kit off and I’m in the car with Jake Gyllenhaal and he’s touched my shoulder and he’s touched my stomach and he’s touched around my back. Everywhere except for, you know, “the girls”.
So the director yells cut and we go behind a screen and I’m putting my clothes back on and Jake comes up to me and says: ‘Annie, the thing is, the scene, in real life I would… and the director’s not yelling cut, so… can I?’
I just turned to him and said: “It’s okay Jake, yes, you can touch my boobs.”
What can I say, I like the girl. Not that I want to molest her, but she’s just so darn sweet that I think I got a cavity from looking at her picture. I will be very disappointed if it turns out that she’s a closet nutcase who keeps a collection of headless Barbie dolls in a shrine beside her bed. I’d sulk the entire time I was writing exaggerated stories about it.
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