Ashlee Simpson is freaking hot.

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Ashlee Simpson showed up at the In Style Summer Soiree this week looking mighty fine, if I do say so myself. Sister Jessica must be one jealous girl over this. Remember when Jessica was the queen bee? Yeah, those days have changed…more Ashlee Simpson pictures below….

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Ashlee Simpson takes Bronx to New York.

Ashlee Simpson took Bronx Mowgli to New York. Yes, Bronx to New York. Yeah, its not all that witty, its rather obvious, but what choice is left in this? Who names their freaking kid Bronx? I wonder what Pete Wentz is up to? Maybe Pete is in Vegas hanging out with “friends?” More pictures of Ashlee Simpson below, if you must.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz cart the new baby around.

Congrats on naming your baby a dumb name. Here is Pete and Ashlee with baby, Bronx Mowgli (yes, I am dead serious unfortunately) totting Bronx through London’s Heathrow airport. Pete is wearing red boots to symbolize that he is actually satan. What is the point of these two anymore? Hey, MTV called, they are missing their Beach House host this summer, apparently Tara Reid’s lackluster career called in sick. Snap to it you two. I will say this, Ashlee looks hotter than a firecracker, I can’t believe she just had a baby. As for Pete, he looks softer than Ashlee. Maybe Ashlee is really just a lesbian deep down inside. Leave some comments, what are your thoughts? And oh yeah, check out the rest of these pictures of Pete, Ashlee and Bronx. Wow, it hurts me just saying that rugrats name…

Ashlee Simpson sticks up for “big” sister.

Ashlee Simpson has went into defensive mode this morning via her all important blog and is defending her “big” sister, Jessica Simpson. Yes, using the word “big” as a pun is fun for me this morning.

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
I seriously doubt it.
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

I love how she attaches her sisters weight gain with the hope of that came with a new President. Speaking of that, can we all get over the inauguration already? Wow. Look Ashlee, Jessica eats a lot. This has nothing to do with any level of Government. Period. And I don’t think she’s a size 2.

Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson booze it up.

Just the way I like these two hotty sistas! Drunk, inebriated, and inclined. Well, I am really not sure about the inclined part, but a man can hope. These pictures were taken from Bar Deluxe, the sisters left hammered. No Tony Romo or Pete Wentz douchebaggery anywhere to be seen. Hmmm…like I said, a blogger can dream, can’t he? Anyways, these broads are hot. Have a look at the rest of the pictures and see for yourself. I don’t post these pictures so they can just rot away. Look at ‘em and let me know how you feel in the comments!!!

Pete Wentz is pretty much a girl…

Pete Wentz is well, disturbing. He went on Sirius Radio and started talking about how Ashlee breastfeeds him.

Speaking on Sirius’ “The Monday Mash Up” show, Wentz described her milk as “weird” and “soury,” adding, “The baby [newborn Bronx Mowgli] loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”
In a rather touching display of spousal sympathy, Wentz revealed he too piled on the pregnancy pounds while Ashlee was expecting.
“I gained 10 pounds at least,” he said. “I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face.”

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Not only is he a douche, but now he is a freaking weirdo also. Congrats Ashlee.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz screw up baby’s name.

Um, yeah. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz gave birth last night. Well, from what we understand, Ashlee did most of the work but Pete did exert a great deal of energy fainting. Anyways, they found a way to screw things up for the kid for life: By giving him a ridiculous name.

From People:

Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.
“Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.

Good job, the kid can look forward to a life of ridicule.