Pete Wentz is well, disturbing. He went on Sirius Radio and started talking about how Ashlee breastfeeds him.

Speaking on Sirius’ “The Monday Mash Up” show, Wentz described her milk as “weird” and “soury,” adding, “The baby [newborn Bronx Mowgli] loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”
In a rather touching display of spousal sympathy, Wentz revealed he too piled on the pregnancy pounds while Ashlee was expecting.
“I gained 10 pounds at least,” he said. “I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face.”

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Not only is he a douche, but now he is a freaking weirdo also. Congrats Ashlee.

Um, yeah. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz gave birth last night. Well, from what we understand, Ashlee did most of the work but Pete did exert a great deal of energy fainting. Anyways, they found a way to screw things up for the kid for life: By giving him a ridiculous name.

From People:

Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.
“Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.

Good job, the kid can look forward to a life of ridicule.