Hey, look, it’s one of the Olsen twins! Oh wait. No, not sickly enough. Hilary Duff? Mmmm…no, not disproportionate enough. Is that…Ashlee Simpson? It is??? Creepy. Didn’t she used to look like a person — ie. not some amorphous conglomeration of other blonde Hollywood girls? |
November 15th, 2007
