Um, yeah. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz gave birth last night. Well, from what we understand, Ashlee did most of the work but Pete did exert a great deal of energy fainting. Anyways, they found a way to screw things up for the kid for life: By giving him a ridiculous name.
From People:
Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.
“Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.
Good job, the kid can look forward to a life of ridicule.
