January 16th, 2007

Miss New Jersey USA Gives Up Her Crown

My oh my, the hits just keep on coming for the beauty pageant world. First, Miss USA Tara Conner sparked controversy, and ignited the Donald vs. Rosie catfight, with her drug use, general sluttiness and banishment to rehab. Then Miss Nevada turns out to be a party girl who was caught on camera exploring her lesbian fantasies.

But now, Ashley Harder, Miss New Jersey USA has stepped down from her throne. Why? She got knocked up. Yeah, I guess a baby making tummy would make that whole swimsuit parade a little awkward.

So, apparently, beauty pageant aren’t just for pretty girls in bikinis anymore. They’ve got druggies, skanks, bi-sexuals and unwed mothers. Now that sounds like I pageant I would actually watch. Get Jerry Springer to host it and add a chair throwing competition and you’ve got yourselves a winner.


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| Posted on 01/16/2007, filed under Ashley Harder