Well first it was Heidi Montag and her plastic boobs making an appearance again, now it’s time for a little Audrina Patridge bikini time. Ah how I so miss The Hills! Crappy prewritten reality TV, chick fights, shallow conversations, and just basic television garbage. Oh, and most importantly, super hot chicks in bikinis. Audrina Patridge is definitely a favorite bikini girl of mine, seriously, check her out. She was replaced by Kate Upton in the Carl’s JR commercials (fair enough I’d say) but Audrina’s curves still got it. I guess when your claim to fame resume is a scripted reality show, TV jobs might be slower to come knocking, so that means just lots of time at the beach. In a bikini.
That’s what I’d do.
Well, you know what I mean. I wouldn’t exactly wear a bikini. Or if I did, you wouldn’t know about it because that is something I’d do in my secret Ninja life.
Enjoy Audrina Patridge in a bikini. I need to go change.