Audrina Patridge seems to be immune to the cold, and even in the dead of winter she’s always walking around in a bikini. Except that this morning she wasn’t walking, but skating.

Audrina left her West Hollywood house early today to work her fantastic body, perched on top of some old fashioned white and pink skates, and dressed in bikini bottoms and a little purple top. Sadly she had a bra under her top keeping us from getting a better view of her nipples. Otherwise we would have been able to get some fantastic pokey pictures of her (it was in the low 50’s in Los Angeles this morning; I checked). May be next time she’ll forget that pesky bra!

Audrina Patridge hasn’t been in much lately, except for a handful of magazines where she’s been flaunting her assets, and FHM is one of them. Dressed in a series of bikinis, the The Hills babe posed in Hawaii for the latest issue of FHM UK, and she even took her bikini top off for some of the photos, although she wasn’t daring enough to show her massive tits to the photographer. Still, you get to see some side boob and just knowing that she’s holding her bare massive melons with her hands should be enough to give any man a good hard-on.

Despite these bikini photos that focus heavily on her boobs, the dark haired actress has been trying to show to the world that she’s more than just boobs, and after the recent release of her ad for PETA, Audrina has started a personal campaign to get people to adopt their next pet. During a recent interview she said:

I wanted to get involved with PETA because I’ve always been passionate about animals, and I think this is a great way to make people and all my fans aware of all the animals that need a home. And a lot of people go to pet stores and breeders to buy their animals, but you should adopt, so go to an animal shelter and rescue a dog.

I’m not sure I need another puppy at this time, but if Audrina is up for adoption, I’m willing to give her a very loving home!

Here are Audrina Patridge’s Maxim pictures. Um, they pretty much speak for themselves if you ask me. And I’m now hungry for cake. Awesome.

Corey Bohan’s life is better than yours. At least if you go by these pictures that have his girlfriend, Audrina Patridge, taking time off from The Hills to give him a massage in the park. Or maybe this is an episode of The Hills? Who knows anymore. All the same, I have no idea if a Happy Ending took place. But hey, I’d tak

Audrina Patridge is going to bat for the little doggies by not only posing in skimp for PETA, but also by pressing the little doggies against her boobs. Really, what about guys like me that need help? I could use and Angel for Me. Ok, I know, the little doggies need help. Audrina is saying no to puppy mills and yes to shelters. Good cause. Nice boobs. Outstanding stomach. Cute dog. This post has all the elements of awesome.

Not much going on this Sunday, but I did find some Audrina Patridge Bikini pictures, which are always a worthy post. She is billed as Queen of The Hills. And that’d be accurate. I really think when her reality career ends, she should just wear bikinis on the beach for a living. Seems logical for me. Anyways, check out a couple more Audrina Patridge bikini pictures.

with the sound of voluptuous. Yeah, this is Audrina Patridge filming an episode of The Hills. You know, the show that stars Heidi Montag? Sorry Audrina, just trying to ruffle some boobs here. Not much to say about his few photos we have from the set, except: Fake boobs can be good. They can also be weird. But they are always fun. That’s the nutshell folks.