MET Gala red carpet hotties, lots of pics.

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Hey look, it’s the pictures from the MET Gala “fashion Oscars.” I have compiled a ton of pictures of the hottest celebrity women. And Tom Brady. But guess who is missing??? Where’s Waldo might you ask? Well Miss Kardashian was banned from attending the event at the MET Gala. I just laughed a little inside. There were all kinds of red carpet hotness going on at this NYC event, but I have some notes that might help serve as your tour guide through some of the pictures.

Tom Brady was rocking this really weird faux hawk but it was on one side of the head. Best way to describe it is to remember when you were in middle school and al the boys parted their hair on one side because it was rad to do. Tom Brady is rad.

Katherine McPhee was the hottest one in attendance. She’s a red carpet show stealer. Now that she has the show Smash, she’s all the rage and I expect her hotness in more places.

Kate Upton. Hot. Yes. Obvious.

January Jones is looking good again. She has snapped back nicely since the baby. Will she actually start appearing in Mad Men again? What happened? I need my Mrs. Draper fill, she’s the hottest housewife in the game.

Chloe Sevigny is kinda weird. But kinda hot. Remember when she did Kids? Whoa….blast from the past.

Please enjoy all the hotness in these pictures from the MET Gala.

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Beyonce connects pregnancy and her current hotness. Fills world with despair.

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Beyonce is getting back to being the queen of hotness, which she is now crediting to her recently giving birth to a baby with a weird name. I’m not repeating the name here because that will help spread celebrity evil.

Blue Ivy Carter.

Crap, now look what I’ve done!!! Release the celebrity evil!

via People:
I feel more beautiful than I’ve ever felt because I’ve given birth,” says PEOPLE’s 2012 World’s Most Beautiful Woman. “I have never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth.

This news is very upsetting to me. Someone make damn sure that Megan Fox does not hear this gibberish being muttled about. This is the type of rhetoric that spreads and convinces women that having kids is a good thing to do, almost natural. It’s bad enough that us men have to battle things like evolution without having Beyoncelution coming in and sideswiping us as well.

Listen “all the ladies,” Beyonce is hot because she is super rich and because God loves her more than the rest of you. Plain and simple, folks. Also because JayZ is a rapper. Ok not really sure why that has an effect but I am just so sure it does that I am including it. I don’t want to hear anymore of this crap going around. Beyonce snapped back, sure, but lets not get any silly ideas.

Remember people, celebrities can be different from the rest of us. They live in a world of fantasy and photoshop. Babies make girls ugly. It’s proven.

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Beyonce Nipple Slip

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They say an image is worth a thousand words, and this post must be worth two thousand, because here are two photos of Beyonce slipping a nipple. The “My Name is Sasha Fierce” singer was at the beach with her family this past weekend when she turned to grab a drink and voila, her tit almost came out of her bikini top!

This is not the first time that a Beyonce nipple slip happens. We all remember too well when she had a tiny nip slip at the Oscar’s during her performance next to Huge Jackman. Not to mention the one just months before that, right after her engagement, also during a beach outing.

But it’s been a long time since those incidents, and heck, we’ve been too long without a nipple slip from anyone, so thank goodness for small favors!

Happy Birthday Beyonce!

Um, Diddy sort of overdose it in this Happy Birthday Beyonce celebrity montage. Still a nice thought. Happy Birthday Beyonce!

Beyonce in a bikini….kind of.

Beyonce was in Monaco this week, which of course, means bikini. Actually, being in Monaco doesn’t really mean bikini, not really sure why I said that. Anyways, it does seem to mean bikini covered in very tall man’s shirt. Yeah, now that’s what it means. I wish I had some with the shirt off, but unfortunately, my post is kind of a bikini mystery one. Enjoy.

Beyonce does Letterman show.

Beyonce came on the Dave Letterman show. She discusses her twitter account, and she discusses performing at the Inaugural ball for Obama. Apparently, Beyonce likes to “watch herself.” Um, check out her boobs, its understandable.

Beyonce is super hot.

Beyonce is super hot. Today is Sunday. Her boobs look awesome. Look, I don’t have a lot to say on this, I mean, Beyonce’s pictures and boobs really speak for themselves, if you ask me. Why would you want me to ramble on about this? Think about it. Just click the Beyonce Boobs pictures. Today is the lords day, and oh lord, Beyonce’s boobs are amazing! Ok, that’s enough. Enjoy the pictures.

Etta James hatin’ on Beyonce.

Don’t let these pictures fool you, Etta James may look like she’s digging Beyonce, but the truth is, Etta got drunk on a pitcher of Hatorade and bagged on Beyonce for singing her song, At Last, at the Obama Inauguration.

“I tell you that woman he had singing for him, singing my song, she gonna get her ass whupped,” James told an audience at the Paramount Theatre, sarcastically calling her “The great Beyoncé.”
James didn’t finish there.
“I can’t stand Beyoncé,” she spit out on an audio clip posted on Allhiphop.com, adding that Beyoncé “had no business … singing my song that I been singing forever.”

Two weeks ago, James’ son told the Daily News his mom, who has suffered health setbacks after gastric bypass surgery, was moved by the performance.
“You know your President, right? You know the one with the big ears?” she asked the audience. “He ain’t my President.”

Does Hatorade have a lot of fiber in it? I’m just sayin’, woman seems crazy and old.

Beyonce performs on X Factor

Beyonce, rocks out with If I were a boy. Safe to say, most of us are glad she isn’t a boy. In fact, she should be penalized for even making a song with such a name. Anyways, enjoy. Looks like she does some of the 80s with her hair. Still very hot though.

Beyonce got her groove on this morning on Today.

Performing, no less, that Single Girl anthem that is about as worn as a bedpan at an elderly home. I would say this song has run its course. However, Beyonce’s round booty has not run its course. Still healthy as can be, although I wouldn’t recommend any crazyiness at the Thanksgiving dinner table this year.

All the single ladies! If ya like then ya shuda putta ring on it!

More pictures.