Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie engaged.

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Wasn’t this gig going bad for a while? I thought I recalled that they really weren’t into each other anymore or maybe they were just too hipster for marriage? I think Brad once said he wouldn’t marry her until gay people were able to marry at every state in the country. Anyways, the winds of Hollywood have blown and resulted in an engagement.

via THR:
The Beverly Hills jeweler and former CEO of Asprey & Garrard, the British jewelry company to the English royal family, confirms to The Hollywood Reporter that he has designed an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie. A rep for the jeweler says, “I can confirm that, yes, Robert Procop did indeed design an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie, designed in collaboration with Brad Pitt.”
Jolie was seen wearing the ring two nights ago, April 11, at a private viewing of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art’s Chinese Galleries. She attended the small gathering with Pitt as well as their son Pax. Neither the ring nor the engagement has been confirmed by Jolie’s representatives, who could not immediately be reached for comment.

And there you have it, from to hipster to marry to so rich they can’t marry rich enough. A designer engagement ring, I guess the whole surprise element is not as important as the custom rich people ring. All the same, they will have some beautiful black children someday.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie make appearance.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie showed up at Brad’s movie premier for Inglorious Bastards…together and all cuddly. With rumors surfacing that the two are on the outs, the PR agency must have made its money by having them show up like love bugs. We’ve seen this routine before. Both look good though. Check out all the pictures below.

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Brad Pitt interviewed by Ann Curry.

Brad Pitt was interviewed in Cannes at the film festival about his new movie, Inglorius bastards. Brad still looks good, as you can see in the video. Hey, you guys know what I mean.

Brad Pitt says, “you will,” to Angelina

Brad Pitt apparently has commitment issues. Go figure. I mean, this guy is a mega star, he can tap whatever he wants. All the same…

Why is Brad putting his foot down? While his Oscar-winning baby mama frantically pursues film and humanitarian work, he’s essentially been a single dad — and he’s “stressed out,” a friend of Brad tells OK!.
Both Brad and Angie — now holed up at NYC’s posh Waldorf Astoria hotel while she films the spy thriller Salt — are even too fried for sex. “Their relationship is so out of kilter, he believes marriage is the only thing that will bring it back around.”

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have little satans for kids.

So basically Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt allow their little satan spawns to run wild while they are off socialiting around at Award Show parties.  The couple had to leave the BAFTAs early the other night because their satan-spawns were running wild in the hallways of the Dorchester Hotel in London. Maybe the couple needs to put them on that mean nanny show? More from The Sun.

They told Maddox, seven, Pax, five, Zahara, three, and two-year-old Shiloh they could play outside their suite under supervision from their nanny.
But one fed-up guest, who asked not to be named, moaned: “They were running up and down the hallway for over an hour.
“Their nanny tried to quieten them down and move them out the way when people came through. But she had her hands full with the four of them.”

She had her hands full? Boy, these kids sure sound spoiled! Seems to me someone needs a good course in parenting. Maybe for starters, you actually don’t leave your kids in high-end hotels with access to hallways and sugar!

Brad Pitt doesn’t like to leave the booze behind.

Brad Pitt has been drinking more as of late, at least in public. But hey, who can blame him? Look at all those rug rats, not too mention New Orleans has probably gotten the best of him, only so long you can live there without enjoying the fruit punch. Oh, and its close to Mardi Gras. Nevertheless, he apparently tried to sneak some booze out of a SAG Awards afterparty, according to the NY Daily News.

“Brad took off after the awards with a bottle of beer in hand,” says a second eyewitness. “But before he could drive off with it, the beer was taken from him. He was really gracious when his ‘road soda’ was taken, though.”

Angelina snuck out of her parents window later that night, met up with Brad in his parents basement, where they proceeded to smoke from a bong.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie igore Seacrest.

Ok, remember when Ryan Seacrest was a like a Hollywood God? Ok, neither do I, but pretend for a second he was. Well, he is now a douchebag by the most official terms. Check out where Ryan tries to interview Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and they completely ignore him.

Seacrest out!!!!

Brad Pitt still talks to Jennifer Aniston

Brad Pitt came out in the latest W Magazine and defended both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Check it out.

“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart,” Pitt says, as if to settle this thing once and for all. “I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Of his current relationship with Aniston, he says, “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be [that]. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year,” he explains. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.”

Translation: Jennifer Aniston is now officially hotter than his current wife, Angelina Jolie, and Brad realizes the magnitude at which he screwed the pooch. In fact, I don’t even think its close between the two womenz. I mean, see for yourself in this Jennifer Aniston Nude shoot. Yep, I knew you’d agree with me. So now what does Brad do? Pretty tough to go back, but if Angelina keeps on the path she is on with all the weird lip botox crap, he might be best to cut his loses now and send Jen a text.

Brad Pitt reprimands wife, Angelina Jolie.

Apparently Brad is none-to-happy about a recent interview his wife, luscious-lips-Angelina, did with Vogue magazine. She basically admitted the obvious, which is she started hooking up with Brad during the filming of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Its not secret that Jennifer Aniston has long been, lets just say, mildly pyschopathically enraged over the situation. I guess Angelina wanted to spark a fire.

Here is more from the Chicago Sun.

One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ”uncool” Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in ”Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”
But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston — leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.
Another source, close to Jolie, said Wednesday that Pitt and Jolie were ”totally thrown” by Aniston’s Vogue interview, thinking she had already ”moved on … and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.”

Anyways, lets get on to the more important business at hand. Like what should her punishment be? I say a good spanking during next week’s Monday Night Football game. I think that sounds fair. I’d use a wooden spoon from the kitchen, then I’d frame it. Ok, ok, this is kinda my fantasy too…