Britney Spears has bounced back like she was made of rubber. After being the undisputed princess of the 90′s, she plummeted in the early 2000′s thanks to a crappy marriage to a total douche bag, and now she’s back on top, looking as good as usual, and still having the same voice that made us all fall in love with her in the first place.

And to keep her re-gained fan base entertained, Britney has taken to walking around in a series of bikinis, flaunting her MILFy body and making us jealous of her very lucky bodyguards. Here she is, heading to the beach, escorted by a couple of muscular dudes, and wearing a tiny yellow bikini. So in a way, she’s showing a good amount of skin, while at the same time, she’s hiding the assets. Still, these are some nice Britney Spears bikini pictures, wouldn’t you agree?

Britney Spears is relaxing in the Caribbean just hours before her conservatorship is supposed to go to court one more time. According to Radar Online:

The hearing will entail a status report on how Britney Spears is progressing, and it’s unclear if the pop star will appear in front of the judge.

If the way her body looks is any evidence of how things are progressing with her, I’d dare say that Britney is doing just fine! After being a chubby girl for over two years straight, the Princess of Pop has shed all her extra weight and uncovered a new her. As you can see in these bikini pictures of Britney, she’s even popped a few new muscles.

The funny thing is that when she was overweight, she was hanging around with all sorts of guys, and now that she is in top shape, not a single man in sight. What’s up with that?

Britney Spears’ Twitter account was hacked a few days ago by a notorious French hacker by the name of Francois Cousteix, claiming she was a Satan lover. Today the hacker was arrested and made to confess, after which he added:

I am not a hacker. I am a kind pirate. I did not act with a destructive aim… I wanted to warn them, to show up the faults in the system.

Cousteix is also held on suspicion of illegally accessing online web pages of President Barack Obama and singer Lily Allen.

But going back to Britney, the messages Cousteix added to her Twitter read:

I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!

And a few minutes later, another message was posted reading:

I hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! – Britney.

Although these messages were deleted very soon after, and an explanatory note added, the controversy didn’t really help Britney’s already tainted image.

Britney Spears had been acting quite normal lately after the great success of her Circus world tour and her tremendous weight loss, but somehow she lost a couple of marbles yesterday. Brit Brit was spotted dressed in a tank top, pantyhose, boots and what seem like pirate pants made from a Gucci scarf. If the outfit itself wasn’t weird enough, Britney seemed to have forgotten to remove the tag from her pants, and she walked around all afternoon long with it hanging from her waist.

Nevertheless, the Princess of Pop made up for her absent-mindedness by not wearing a bra under her white tank top, and if you take a close look at the photos below, you can see her boobies hanging freely with her nipples clearly visible. Thanks, Britney, this is why we love you!

Singer and controversial celebrity Britney Spears has a new job: model and spokeswoman for all-American shoe line Candies. And for it, the former Princess of Pop is looking better than ever. Taking into account how great Britney used to look ten years ago, that’s one serious compliment.

Showing a perfectly shaped body and flawless long, muscular legs, the mother of two is living proof that exercise does a body good. After reportedly spending six to eight hours a day at the gym, Britney is back to her pre-motherhood weight and shape. And, despite the shoes she’s wearing in these ads being the last thing any hot blooded human will look at, there’s no doubt Candies shoe sales will go through the roof. After all, sex sells, and as these photos prove, Britney Spears is the new definition of sexy.

Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Spears laid out in Miami in bikinis. Looks like they had the rugrats along as well. Both girls are looking good these days, not sure about their sanity however. Lots of good Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears bikini pictures.

Britney Spears is still apparently in love with her former weirdo-paparrazi boyfriend. And so the strange life of Britney Spears continues. Here is more from Fox News.

In July this year Jamie Spears’s request to have a restraining order against Ghalib was approved by the court, and he has been prohibited from going within 100 yards of Britney and banned from all forms of communication with her ever since.
“It is really breaking Britney’s heart,” the source told Pop Tarts. “She is still totally in love with Adnan and she can’t even speak too him, it’s making her really depressed.”
Our source also confirmed speculation that she’s dating her 37-year-old William Morris agent, Jason Trawick, although it seems her dad is the one most involved in the romance.
“Jamie (Spears) is really, really pushing the relationship with Jason, he thinks he’s a really good influence on Britney,” added our source. “And the last thing he wants is Britney going back to Adnan. She would if she could.”

As I posted yesterday, Britney Spear’s bikini tour made a stop by the David Letterman show, where she did the Top Ten. Well, here’s the video folks, enjoy.

Britney Spears has been sporting a bikini in what is now close to a full week. Hey, you gotta respect it. Last night, she did the David Letterman Top Ten in, what else, a bikini. Looks like she’s going for the record set by Tara Reid in the summer of ’99. You go girl. Oh, more Britney Spears bikini pictures and the Top Ten below.

10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistble scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice president Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

Britney Spears is continuing her bikini-tourage. I guess as summer is winding down, Spears wants to really put on a show. Well, I don’t see anything wrong with that. I know lots of you don’t think much of her, but I think she is looking pretty good. Here are lots of Britney Spears bikini pictures taken at the Ritz Carlton pool.