August 27th, 2007

Bad News for Britney

Oh sh**! Britney Spears may have bigger problems than her tanked career and bad weave.

From TMZ:

TMZ has learned Britney Spears is being investigated for possible child abuse.

An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present — Britney’s lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court.

We do not know the specifics of the allegations but we’re told the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation.

A hearing in the custody case has been scheduled for September 4, which will be a follow up to today’s appearance.

Damn, that’s serious stuff. I’m not good with serious. What can I say, sarcasm is my defense mechanism and keeps me from dealing with reality. It was more fun to make jokes about Britney stuffing her kids into pies or selling them to her Cheetos dealer when it was just make believe. But now it’s all awkward.

Photos courtesy of Flynet


One Response to “Bad News for Britney”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    Is there something like “GOOD NEWS” for this girl?

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| Posted on 08/27/2007, filed under Britney Spears , Kevin Federline