October 17th, 2007

Britney checks in…

… To jail. Britney finally surrendered to the Van Nuys PD for booking regarding the hit and run allegations. She arrived at the detention center wearing a black mini dress, go-go boots and nappy hair extensions that looked like they were ripped off the back of a bison. In typical Britney fashion morning news broadcasts had to blur out her crotchal region while she walked down the steps following the mugshot. Apparently it’s been awhile since we’ve all had a glimpse at Brit’s beav and she felt it was an appropriate time to remind us just how frightfully grotesque hers has become after birthing two monster craniums.

One Response to “Britney checks in…”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    Is the Bitch paris sitting besides you?

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| Posted on 10/17/2007, filed under Britney Spears