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So bald-ass Britney isn’t taking a break from her mental meltdown. The out of control pop-tart was spotted hitting the Hollywood scene sporting a blonde wig. From The Daily Mail: The strange world of Britney Spears has got even stranger. Soon after shaving off all her hair, she donned a bizarre blonde, Marilyn Monroe-style wig and large black sunglasses to visit yet another club. Showing no sign of craving privacy, the 25-year-old singer arrived at the Roxy nightclub on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip for a karaoke-themed birthday party. But, in keeping with her increasingly erratic behaviour, Britney stormed out after 45 minutes and headed for the Polo Lounge. She had taken offence when the DJ played her debut hit Hit Me Baby One More Time in her honour. One clubber said: “It was a shock to see her in a wig after what she had done to herself. While she was in the club she kept going to bathroom all the time, which was weird.” Pick something that isn’t weird about this situation. Britney is bald, crazy and too rich to have someone slap her until she realizes that she’s a freaking nutcase who will lose her career and her kids. Could she make her lawyer’s job any more difficult? At this rate she’s going to show up in court with a penguin tattooed on her BALD head and claim that wants custody of the kids so she can lead them on a pilgrimage to Antartica to worship the penguin that led the march in that feel good movie from last year. |
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February 19th, 2007
