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Britney’s lost her husband, her image, her career and now her personal assistant. Felicia Culotta, Brit’s assistant for more than nine years, has packed up her cell phone and split. MSNBC has Felicia’s side of the story: I cherish ALL the incredible opportunities that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding…There’s just so much you can do to help a person - I don’t dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. I’m so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to say - You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch,” she wrote. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!” In an effort to help Britney in her time of need I have written a help wanted ad for her new personal assistant. “Wanted: Personal Assitant. Must be available 24 hours a day for McDonald’s runs and last minute trips to Vegas. Candidate must understand the fine art of Cheetos smacking and table dancing. Must be willing to feed small children and clean up vomit. Salary: not nearly enough.” Gee, where do I send my Starbucks stained resume? |
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February 16th, 2007
January 8th, 2008 at 6:35 am
hi my name is justin bartholomew and i am 21 years from lewisville, texas. i live in kansas city now. well i heard that spears is looking for a personal assistant. i want to help people and if anyone know someone that might beable to help me fill free to email me. justin_bartholomew@hotmail.com thank you and have a good day.
-justin-
March 27th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Hey, I heard the news about Brittany spears loosing her personal assistant. I love her to death so I woul dbe more than happy to help her out and become her person assiatant and best friend. If you could contact me back at Undiscovered112@hotmail.com that would be fantastic!
Thank you sooo much!
<3
May 26th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Hello, My name is Lori Hamilton I’m a single 42 year old African American female born and raised in Akron Ohio, Graduated from high school in 1985 I’m currently attending the Adult Vocational School (Courses) taken are General Office Clerical and Information Processing, I will graduate this year 2008 I plan to pursue a career in the entertainment industry because it has alot more to offer a person like myself. I don’t have any college or previous work experience as a personal assistant but I am a hard worker and I do have the drive and willingness to learn new things. And if you have already hired a personal assistant, please pass this onto someone that is in need of a personal assistant in training. Thank you, Peace and God Bless!
May 26th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Hello, My name is Lori Hamilton I’m a single 42 year old African American female born and raised in Akron Ohio, Graduated from high school in 1985 I’m currently attending the Adult Vocational School (Courses) taken are General Office Clerical and Information Processing, I will graduate this year 2008 I plan to pursue a career in the entertainment industry because it has alot more to offer a person like myself. I don’t have any college or previous work experience as a personal assistant but I am a hard worker and I do have the drive and willingness to learn new things. And if you have already hired a personal assistant, please pass this onto someone that is in need of a personal assistant in training. Thank you, Peace and God Bless!
lnash41@yahoo.com