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The world has Kevin Federline to thank for Britney’s bald head. Apparently the has-been pop star was worried that her hair would be used against her in a court of law…or at least in a child custody case. From Extra: According to a stunning new report in OK magazine, Kevin Federline was at the pop star’s Malibu mansion on Friday when she arrived home from rehab, and a blowout between the exes broke out. “They had a huge argument,” revealed OK’s Rob Shuter. “Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she’s been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved.” So Britney melted down, went clipper crazy and then had a brief moment of clarity about the mess her life has become and checked herself into the Promises rehab facility. Then she realized changing her lifestyle would be involved and she checked herself back out a day later. So beware, the Britster is still on the loose and she may be packing clippers. I don’t know if I can even make fun of Britney anymore. It’s just too sad. Kind of like when you drive by a car accident and see a clown pinned beneath a semi-truck. You want to laugh, but then you get a flippy feeling in your gut. Is that called guilt? Well, it’s no fun. Which color pill do I take to get rid of it? |
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February 21st, 2007
