Britney Spears has posted a new message for her fans on her website. A really long, and I mean really long, heartfelt, don’t listen to the tabloids and that bitch at Celebrity Rumors (I added that part), here’s the real me, kind of message. And did I mention that it’s long? Anyway, here are a few of the highlights. I’d cut and paste the whole thing, but you’d all fall asleep at your computers and I don’t want to be responsible for you waking up with keyboard face.

On rehab:

Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD.

No, Brit you were like a drunk on the loose in Vegas. On who’s to blame for her meltdown (because it sure ain’t her):

I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn’t know who to go to….I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce.

Hoochie flashing and head shaving isn’t normal for anyone. On how no one really understands her:

I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want…and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am.

No, I think we’ve got a pretty good idea of who you are Brit.