First and foremost, I would like to apologize to those readers that were visually harmed by the earlier Madonna-hooker-old-bag-lady costume pictures. I really want to try to make up for them by posting these pictures of Britney Spears in a bikini hanging out in South Beach, Miami. I know, she’s not what she used to be, but after looking at the Madonna pictures, I really believe she looks like a 10 here. To be honest, she does look pretty good, but I like ‘em like that! Anyways, give these pictures a go.



































Why did she have to go and have kids…..? Now that vagina is too stretched out. It would take all the money in Barack Obama’s stimulus package combined to surgically reduce the size of that vagina now.