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October 7th, 2007

Britney Spears Too Tired to Pee

So, were you wondering what was so frickin’ impportant that Britney Spears couldn’t find time to pee in a cup to keep custody of her kids? (I know it was keeping me up at night). Well apparently so was the judge which is why he passed the kiddies to K-Fed and told Brit to haul her white trash weave into court next time.

Anyway, turns out Brit slept through her drug tests.

From E! Online:

Sources close to the proceedings told the Los Angeles Times that Spears’ assistant twice informed the testing lab that her boss was asleep and then on another occasion told the technicians that Spears would be unavailable to take a test at home.

Again, let me just point out that if they offered to let her take the test in a Taco Bell bathroom this could have all been taken care of already.


3 Responses to “Britney Spears Too Tired to Pee”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    ………..and what about fucking?

  2. SheilaN Says:

    Chales W. Swan and Paige voted the top twenty hottest couples in Hollywood

  3. Celebrity Trashcan Says:

    Britney never ceases to amaze me. I swear she does everything against the court orders to intentionally lose custody of her two boys. K-Fed looks like a saint in all this. You are right about the public restrooms. Give her a cup in a Taco Bell or Quiznos bathroom and she fill it up in a jiffy for the paparazzi to see.

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| Posted on 10/07/2007, filed under Britney Spears